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roamingguy

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  1. Well lets see, I was born overseas, lived in Europe as a kid and posted to Germany with the Forces. I've seen all of Canada except the north and Newfoundland...so travelling not on the list anymore In my younger days I wanted to parachute and bungee jump...now my knees won't take it My bucket list, it's this, my new hobby. Meeting beautiful woman for a few hours of pleasurable escape, and having the memories, and making friends along the way RG
  2. OMG!!! why am I getting flashbacks to the post about the CL personals advertising a gang bang LOL RG
  3. Actually raw oysters, or other raw seafood aren't aphrodisiacs...it's just any guy that likes eating RAW seafood like oysters, clams etc, well you just know he loves eating other things raw:cooter: RG
  4. With all this "need" to be on a cellphone and keep in touch, why is it, when I was growing up (back in the 70's) kids weren't lined up at payphones just to keep in touch? Yes I have a cellphone, for emergencies pretty much, it's not a growth coming out of my ear RG
  5. Hello Tess Unfortunately I haven't had the pleasure of your company, but after viewing your profile and website, I see I'm going to have to make a second trip to Ottawa now. Remember, it takes very little character to hide behind anonimity and sling hateful comments. But I did have the enjoyment of seeing your profile, and in a few months, I now think a trip to Ottawa is in the works. RG
  6. 1. I'm an Aries (April) 2. Born in Europe (but I'm Canadian, and born Canadian) 3. First sexual experience was with Cheryl Tiegs (yes the model) (cover of Time Magazine back in the '70's) 4. Lost my virginity at 17 to an older woman (she was 18...and a virgin too) 5. Reason my fingers have that fishy smell...I'm a fisherman 6. Never married and no kids that I know of 7. Don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs 8 I was in the Canadian Forces when the Russians were in Afghanistan 9. I live in small town Ontario now, but have lived in Ottawa and Kingston. 10. I'm almost 50, and this is a new experience (hobbying) for me. BTW I'm glad to be part of the CERB community That's a few things about me RG
  7. I clicked on the link, came up World Partnership Walk May 29 2005 Event Closed??? I'd still like to give a donation RG
  8. Any of our service men and woman, especially those in Afghanistan putting their lives on the line day in and day out. We complain about the summer heat, and no a/c, those soldiers are in full combat gear in an environment so hot that our summer heat wave looks like a nice spring day Also anyone in the public safety (law enforcement/firefighter/ambulance etc) and health care fields And as a side note, there was a repatriation ceremony not that long back (one of too many) I was on the Highway of Heroes Every bridge crossing the Highway of Hereos, there were vehicles, firetrucks, police cars and people standing. Very emotional to see. RG
  9. For me, I have no tattoos. Came close one night back in my drinking days when I was in the Army, got drunk, few buddies were going to get me tattooed up...they decided to spend their money on more booze instead thank god. Generally I'm a no tattoo guy, but that having been said, depends on the tattoo and depends on the lady RG
  10. Gotta agree with you bassnut, taking the boat out and go fishing. Nothing like first thing in the morning (6am or earlier) and your on the water. Even with no fish, the getting back to nature is relaxing and destressing RG
  11. Gee don't know what to say' date=' being included in such good company So keeping in the spirit, a little funny Thanks T'Storm And now the funny ...............................................................- A Day At The Zoo A man dressed in Harley Davidson leathers is visiting the zoo in Toronto, Ontario when he sees a little girl leaning into the bars of the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker without hesitation runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A Canadian press reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the biker says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a police officer in town for the G20 and a Conservative.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: "CANADIAN COP ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH" That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.
  12. One that was on years ago, for hp sauce Laughed when the cow goes moo moo moo when the cowboy runs by RG
  13. Pete It's nothing against the ladies, hell I'm nervous enuff doing my own...something "razor" sharp near the boys. Lorraina Bobbitts husband trusted his wife btw, look what happened to him:shock: lol RG;)
  14. Someone else with a razor near the boys, with my luck I'd flinch and bad things would happen :shock: I'm nervous enuff doing my own RG
  15. Sounds good to me....gee sounds good for dinner Some other ideas smoked oyster or smoked mussels shrimp ring ham roll ups (from the deli section get thinly sliced black forest ham, and spread cream cheese on one side, roll the ham up, cut into bite size pieces, approx 3 pieces per slice of ham) RG
  16. They probably can't pick up a woman in a club because they ask her to pay for the drinks LOL And is it just me or do these 20 year old kids act like they invented sex My 2 cents RG
  17. Many moons ago I went fishing with a friend of mine. We headed for this back bay, I go up and deploy the trolling motor. Well dumb me, while the trolling motor is going into the water, my hand still holding the cord, I lean over a little too far and loose my balance and go into the water There were no secrets that day, my (so called LOL) friend had to tell everyone. And in the spring of the year, the water is DAMN cold and when your wearing layers of clothing for cold temps, you weigh a ton when your in the drink RG
  18. I feel your pain, every 3 months since 1980 I've had/have to regularly get bloodwork done...human pincushion, surprised I have no track marks LOL...this is over and above bloodwork done when I have my annual physical RG
  19. Guess I must be blind then, Vin just doesn't do it for me :) But Lisa from Ice Road Truckers, well lets just say she can drive my truck any day RG;)
  20. Don't forget, kind caring, and extremely sweet. Right you are Masterowls, she is kind, caring and extremely sweet And I am taking that trip to Ottawa to see her this fall RG
  21. Additional Comments: If Meg can't get a guy to cum at least once an hour, she better call 911... The poor bastard must be dead... Hells bells man her pics are almoat enough for me, god knows how often I'd bust a nut if she were actually touching Me...lol Gotta agree, her pics are hot...I just might have to take a 3 1/2 hour drive to Ottawa to meet her. And her pics aren't the only thing she has going for her, she is very intelligent and articulate too...brains and beauty, a very sexy combination RG
  22. Back when I was still looking for Miss Right I tried the dating services. I tried Lava Life, and two of the prospective woman were Russian brides. I communicated with them, they were going to be the best wife/girlfriend ever, best sex I ever had, best housekeeper, best cook, etc etc etc, so I played along till they dropped the bomb, they needed money to buy a ticket to come to Canada...in the neighborhood of $30,000-$40,000. Needless to say, I passed on the "offer" RG
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