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Ice4fun

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  1. A gift certificate seems impersonal....and getting the exact right fit in a sexy bra and panty can be a challenge..... i kinda think it might be best if I accompanied you on that shopping excursion....just so it all fits properly of course....i know I might have to sit there watching you as you try on one outfit after another.... but for you I am willing to suffer through it in relative silence. I am assuming I would need to bring my own kleenex.....
  2. Well it that time of the year... Christmas music is on the radio, the malls are full, the Santa Claus parade has come and gone. So the question for all the men here is.... will you be including any of the wonderful CERB ladies in your Christmas shopping? As for all you beautiful ladies....What would you like for Christmas...do you share a Christmas wish list with your regular clients?
  3. It's the start of the day and I am heading to work but all I can think is I wish it was 3 o'clock already and the door to her room was just opening........its going to be a good afternoon... :)
  4. I have to agree the Cum shot is sexy... it can be CIM...COF... COB...or Cum on Ass or any part of a beautiful lady's body. Personally not much better than looking into your partners eyes as you Cum on her or in her. That said... the Cum Shot Can't be the ultimate goal of your time with her... there is so much more to appreciate... i am not sure I understood that when I was younger but to be honest as I get older and for various reasons can't always count on a porn star finish... i have come to understand the pure joy to be found in all of the experience.
  5. I live the thought of snow.... the memories I have of fun playing in the Snow as a child and with my Daughters as they were growing up... and I love thinking about getting the opportunity to take grandchildren playing in the snow at some point in the future. The truth is as I have gotten older... my health gas not afford me as active a lifestyle as I would have liked and as a result snow has changed from a thing that I looked forward to into a problem to deal with... I am told not to shovel and not overdo it so Snow now gets me down. I bet my first grandchild will revive the child in me... i hope it does.
  6. Well I was texting with a beautiful lady I will get to spend some time with this week .... now unfortunately I have to do some work.... this is going to be a busy week at the office so if I want to steal a few hours to meet with her I need to get to work.
  7. My reply was intended as tongue in cheek humour.... I fully understand that there will be times when a client and a lady will agree that they will meet again when she us next in town and an email or text is acceptable to both. in fact I have done this myself.... this was not the "cold call" that I was joking about.... in fact I hope if you come to St. John's I do hear from you.
  8. Well...... first and foremost I am a Dad. I am happily married for close to 30 years and have always considered myself to extremely lucky to have had the wonderful supporting family that I do. I am a successful man in my profession and enjoy my work.. while I can retire soon I will most likely continue in some way. I am a quiet person but that should not be confused with being a push over. I look for and respect integrity in people. I don't have agree with someone to respect them so long as their position is based in their personal integrity. I think I am a kind... caring and generous person. through out my life I have been involved in my community as I feel it is important to give back and pay forward. As my physical appearance... let's just say I am your average 50 something guy...lol... if it comes down to just looks I fear I will lead a lonely existence. I would hope that people who meet me would walk away knowing I am a family man who cares about others and is fun to be around.
  9. Of course she can contact me anytime.... phone....text....bbm....drop by the house....after all communication is important. But remember we need to consider my wife so: You are looking for Bond.... James Bond The code words for your in town is "Congratulations you have won a Cruise" to arrange a time to meet say "are you interested in a time share" if you leave a number to call back add one number to every digit of real number. if its about the Duo we were trying to setup just say "there are 3 options for the time share" Wait..... as I think about this.... maybe it would be best to not contact me unless we have set it up in advance. Additional Comments: Of course she can contact me anytime.... phone....text....bbm....drop by the house....after all communication is important. But remember we need to consider my wife so: You are looking for Bond.... James Bond The code words for your in town is "Congratulations you have won a Cruise" to arrange a time to meet say "are you interested in a time share" if you leave a number to call back add one number to every digit of real number. if its about the Duo we were trying to setup just say "there are 3 options for the time share" Wait..... as I think about this.... maybe it would be best to not contact me unless we have set it up in advance.
  10. My porn star name... General Slapalot CERB Porn Star name... Ron Jiggler
  11. Just read this post and have to say I laughed..... all us guys (well me anyway) think if CERB as one big help desk.....lololololol
  12. When I was younger... i made regular trips to Montreal and a favorite thing to do was go to the Ballet.....some of our favorite dance recitals were at Wandas....Super Sex...Chez Paree. I am older an more refined now (that's code for married and can't drink like I used too)... so if i go now it us for hockey, shopping and great restaurants.
  13. Just read this thread for the first time and all I could think was WOW. I know this should not be surprising to me as pretty much every lady in this industry that I have met has been a people person but I am still impressed with the support you ladies show to each other the rest of us could learn something from this community.... I tip my hat to you all.
  14. Well.... i am a man so I act manly I..... whine and ball like i am dying I play it for all it's worth I lay on the couch and watch TV I don't go to the doctor I make sure everyone knows I am sick I wait till everyone leaves and then get up...get on computer... watch porn and troll on Cerb But that may just be me.
  15. Mind your own fucking business Make sure you are committed and give a Fuck Stand up for your fucking self Be a fucking man and look after your responsibilities. Don't fuck with other peoples lives
  16. All the great things already said but mainly: Community Amazing Ladies Sex...Sex...Sex
  17. Had some amazing text chats with some service providers and received so very nice pictures but never anything I would classify as Cyber-sex.... well at least my clothes stayed on during the chat. In regards to the question of Cyber-sex increasing or decreasing the likelihood of my booking with the lady I would have to think it would as I can't imagine taking advantage of a ladies time if I was not serious about booking. Certainly if i chatted with an SP from another part of the country it would increase the chances of me contacting her if I traveled there at some point. Just to be clear view am not suggesting that SP's should be expected to have Cyber-sex as a prelude to bookings.... i fully appreciate that this is the ladies livelihood so I should not expect to take advantage of her time. There are ways to express your thanks to lady who does this for you. :)
  18. For the last few weeks I have read through all the amazing posts in this thread paying homage to the numerous elite service providers that we are blessed to have here as part of CERB. As I have read these posts I have thought that amongst this group of amazing women should be Savannah Lane.... my problem of course was that I was not certain I could find the words to properly describe Savannah..... but here I go. I have known Savannah for seven months and in that time I have had the distinct pleasure of having many many many sessions with her. I could spend literally hours telling you about the level of passion and seduction that she brings to her meetings with her clients...in my experience she goes to extraordinary lengths to connect with her client and ensure that your time with her is everything YOU want it to be. I have had the pleasure of meeting a number of amazing Service Providers over the years but Savannah for me has raised the bar. I have often left a Service provider very satisfied and looking forward to another meeting but only with Savannah have I actually booked again for the next day as I walk to my car. So..... the encounter is amazing....the sex unbelievable..... but that is not the whole story of Savannah. Having been fortunate to have met her as often as I have I think i have come to appreciate her as a person and a friend as much I appreciate her as my companion. This lady is as passionate, caring and engaged in her everyday life as she is in her professional life. She amazes me more every day. Her energy....drive... and commitment to the important things in her life is inspiring and i can honestly say that she has changed my life. When I first met Savannah...and even now... I am dealing with issues in my own life that have caused me great pain and with which I struggle every day. Savannah has lifted my spirit and shown me a passion for life that has empowered me in my own life challenges (If my wife and family knew about her they would thank her too). She has positively impacted my life and for this I will be Thankful to her forever. Oh.... and did I mention the Sex is fucking amazing The picture that initially caught my interest: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=7217&pictureid=46677 The amazing Lady that keeps me coming back: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=83555
  19. I don't mean this in a bad way but my favorite sex toy is real live person and she knows who she is...... Amazing Lady with or without toys :).
  20. Not much about what I do is a secret besides my life as a Hobbiest... I love good food in a nice Resturant ... i have been seen in many a strip club when I am traveling....but generally i am an open book. As for non-secret Indulgence.... i have been known to over do it in regards to gifts for family and close friends.... I generally feel i have been lucky in my life and I like to share my luck with those who share my life.
  21. Your sex drive is directly linked to everything else that is happening in your life if you are depressed it can impact you... medication that you take can effect you .. it i s a complex thing. The longest I have gone in my Adult life without sex is just short of 3 years .. i know .. i know... what three year .. how is that possible. Well let me just suggest that depending on what is happening in your life an orgasm can take on very little significance. Don't get me wrong... i am not saying give up sex in times of trouble in your life just that what is happening in your life can drastically impact your sex life. Just my opinion
  22. Sounds interesting and I always say try anything once so i hope it gets off to a good start... maybe if i am in Ottawa it could be something i try.
  23. Just had a chat with a member SP who told me she had a wonderful cure for sperm retention headaches.... she said it was an oral treatment that needs to be repeated daily and the only side effects are some people can experience trouble swallowing during the treatment and it it can leave a bad taste in some people's mouths..... Just tooo Funny... made my day
  24. Nipple play... well my nipples anyway...has never something big in my sessions...hmmmm maybe I am missing something. I certainly liked reading the description in the OP. Ok another new thing for the try list.....but where will I ever find someone to help with this list??
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