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My reply was intended as tongue in cheek humour.... I fully understand that there will be times when a client and a lady will agree that they will meet again when she us next in town and an email or text is acceptable to both. in fact I have done this myself.... this was not the "cold call" that I was joking about.... in fact I hope if you come to St. John's I do hear from you.

Well...... first and foremost I am a Dad. I am happily married for close to 30 years and have always considered myself to extremely lucky to have had the wonderful supporting family that I do. I am a successful man in my profession and enjoy my work.. while I can retire soon I will most likely continue in some way. I am a quiet person but that should not be confused with being a push over. I look for and respect integrity in people. I don't have agree with someone to respect them so long as their position is based in their personal integrity. I think I am a kind... caring and generous person. through out my life I have been involved in my community as I feel it is important to give back and pay forward. As my physical appearance... let's just say I am your average 50 something guy...lol... if it comes down to just looks I fear I will lead a lonely existence. I would hope that people who meet me would walk away knowing I am a family man who cares about others and is fun to be around.

Of course she can contact me anytime.... phone....text....bbm....drop by the house....after all communication is important. But remember we need to consider my wife so: You are looking for Bond.... James Bond The code words for your in town is "Congratulations you have won a Cruise" to arrange a time to meet say "are you interested in a time share" if you leave a number to call back add one number to every digit of real number. if its about the Duo we were trying to setup just say "there are 3 options for the time share" Wait..... as I think about this.... maybe it would be best to not contact me unless we have set it up in advance. Additional Comments: Of course she can contact me anytime.... phone....text....bbm....drop by the house....after all communication is important. But remember we need to consider my wife so: You are looking for Bond.... James Bond The code words for your in town is "Congratulations you have won a Cruise" to arrange a time to meet say "are you interested in a time share" if you leave a number to call back add one number to every digit of real number. if its about the Duo we were trying to setup just say "there are 3 options for the time share" Wait..... as I think about this.... maybe it would be best to not contact me unless we have set it up in advance.

My porn star name... General Slapalot CERB Porn Star name... Ron Jiggler

Just read this post and have to say I laughed..... all us guys (well me anyway) think if CERB as one big help desk.....lololololol

When I was younger... i made regular trips to Montreal and a favorite thing to do was go to the Ballet.....some of our favorite dance recitals were at Wandas....Super Sex...Chez Paree. I am older an more refined now (that's code for married and can't drink like I used too)... so if i go now it us for hockey, shopping and great restaurants.

Just read this thread for the first time and all I could think was WOW. I know this should not be surprising to me as pretty much every lady in this industry that I have met has been a people person but I am still impressed with the support you ladies show to each other the rest of us could learn something from this community.... I tip my hat to you all.

Well.... i am a man so I act manly I..... whine and ball like i am dying I play it for all it's worth I lay on the couch and watch TV I don't go to the doctor I make sure everyone knows I am sick I wait till everyone leaves and then get up...get on computer... watch porn and troll on Cerb But that may just be me.

Mind your own fucking business Make sure you are committed and give a Fuck Stand up for your fucking self Be a fucking man and look after your responsibilities. Don't fuck with other peoples lives

100 Down..... hundreds more to come I hope.

All the great things already said but mainly: Community Amazing Ladies Sex...Sex...Sex

Had some amazing text chats with some service providers and received so very nice pictures but never anything I would classify as Cyber-sex.... well at least my clothes stayed on during the chat. In regards to the question of Cyber-sex increasing or decreasing the likelihood of my booking with the lady I would have to think it would as I can't imagine taking advantage of a ladies time if I was not serious about booking. Certainly if i chatted with an SP from another part of the country it would increase the chances of me contacting her if I traveled there at some point. Just to be clear view am not suggesting that SP's should be expected to have Cyber-sex as a prelude to bookings.... i fully appreciate that this is the ladies livelihood so I should not expect to take advantage of her time. There are ways to express your thanks to lady who does this for you. :)

For the last few weeks I have read through all the amazing posts in this thread paying homage to the numerous elite service providers that we are blessed to have here as part of CERB. As I have read these posts I have thought that amongst this group of amazing women should be Savannah Lane.... my problem of course was that I was not certain I could find the words to properly describe Savannah..... but here I go. I have known Savannah for seven months and in that time I have had the distinct pleasure of having many many many sessions with her. I could spend literally hours telling you about the level of passion and seduction that she brings to her meetings with her clients...in my experience she goes to extraordinary lengths to connect with her client and ensure that your time with her is everything YOU want it to be. I have had the pleasure of meeting a number of amazing Service Providers over the years but Savannah for me has raised the bar. I have often left a Service provider very satisfied and looking forward to another meeting but only with Savannah have I actually booked again for the next day as I walk to my car. So..... the encounter is amazing....the sex unbelievable..... but that is not the whole story of Savannah. Having been fortunate to have met her as often as I have I think i have come to appreciate her as a person and a friend as much I appreciate her as my companion. This lady is as passionate, caring and engaged in her everyday life as she is in her professional life. She amazes me more every day. Her energy....drive... and commitment to the important things in her life is inspiring and i can honestly say that she has changed my life. When I first met Savannah...and even now... I am dealing with issues in my own life that have caused me great pain and with which I struggle every day. Savannah has lifted my spirit and shown me a passion for life that has empowered me in my own life challenges (If my wife and family knew about her they would thank her too). She has positively impacted my life and for this I will be Thankful to her forever. Oh.... and did I mention the Sex is fucking amazing The picture that initially caught my interest: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=7217&pictureid=46677 The amazing Lady that keeps me coming back: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=83555

I don't mean this in a bad way but my favorite sex toy is real live person and she knows who she is...... Amazing Lady with or without toys :).

Not much about what I do is a secret besides my life as a Hobbiest... I love good food in a nice Resturant ... i have been seen in many a strip club when I am traveling....but generally i am an open book. As for non-secret Indulgence.... i have been known to over do it in regards to gifts for family and close friends.... I generally feel i have been lucky in my life and I like to share my luck with those who share my life.

Your sex drive is directly linked to everything else that is happening in your life if you are depressed it can impact you... medication that you take can effect you .. it i s a complex thing. The longest I have gone in my Adult life without sex is just short of 3 years .. i know .. i know... what three year .. how is that possible. Well let me just suggest that depending on what is happening in your life an orgasm can take on very little significance. Don't get me wrong... i am not saying give up sex in times of trouble in your life just that what is happening in your life can drastically impact your sex life. Just my opinion

Sounds interesting and I always say try anything once so i hope it gets off to a good start... maybe if i am in Ottawa it could be something i try.

Just had a chat with a member SP who told me she had a wonderful cure for sperm retention headaches.... she said it was an oral treatment that needs to be repeated daily and the only side effects are some people can experience trouble swallowing during the treatment and it it can leave a bad taste in some people's mouths..... Just tooo Funny... made my day

Nipple play... well my nipples anyway...has never something big in my sessions...hmmmm maybe I am missing something. I certainly liked reading the description in the OP. Ok another new thing for the try list.....but where will I ever find someone to help with this list??

I come from a religious background but I have to go with Evolution. That said I am not sure there is a need to prove that those who believe in Intelligent Design are wrong. The belief in a higher power has provided people with comfort for eons as people try to find a way to understand what current knowledge can't explain to them as knowledge continues to expand so will their acceptance if evolution. I know that religious radicals have caused much chaos over the years and I am in no way supporting the religious right. I just think there is room in the world for varying opinions and it is not the ones with knowledge on their side who should be trying to limit the expression of opinion even if it us uninformed. Again just my thoughts....

Shit.....Shit....Shit.... Ok if it was not bad enough to have to worry about length.. girth... hardness.... precision of operation...... you mean I now also have to worry about Volume Lol

How do i feel about being alone... good question but it really depends on what you mean by being alone... If we are talking about that positive time we have to ourselves to think, read, vegetate, self reflect or generally recharge our batteries I am all for it. However if we are talking about that feeling of being alone and unconnected even when we are surrounded by people.... that us a different thing. Sometimes in life we find ourselves in these places and it is when you need your friends and family to help you see what is right in front of you. The challenge is that often when we are in this place we act as if things are ok and we don't reach out for the help from the very people we need. People who are suffering from grief often find themselves alone in the crowd.

For me Home is where my Daughters are...... unfortunately I am not able to be with them both.

Natalie.... first let me just say how nice it is to see how you care for your clients and want to understand them... you seem wonderful. As for recommendations I write very few and only after I ask the lady if they are ok with the idea. I read almost no recommendations as I personally feel that it sets a false picture for what my meeting with the lady might be like. I know I am not that guy and so the dynamic I bring to the meeting is bound to make a unique outcome. Lol...no I am not saying I am special just that we are all different. So while I don't read to many recommendations it is nice when I see the lady has recommendations from other CERB MEMBERS whose opinion I appreciate. So Natalie maybe you could simply tell your new client who is seeking assurance before he books that you know that your session with him will be as unique and amazing as the two of you make it and that any recommendation he might read is not about the session he would have but only an indicator of your ability to create special one-on-one encounters that cannot be duplicated. If you said that to me..... I would be interested. Just my opinion.

I can't decide.....maybe one of these. - 60 minutes ( not quite right I like 2 hour sessions) - Leave it to Beaver (it is are national symbol and I love beaver) - Average Joe - Awake (For those who don't know insomnia is my plight) - B J and the Bear ( I only really like half of that name) - Beat the Clock ( for obvious reasons) - Come Dine With Me (nothing better than a good meal with a beautiful lady) - Committed ( the ladies who have met me should understand) - Covert Affair (for obvious reasons) - Freaks and Geeks (you know who you are) - The Good Life - Good Times - Love Connection(s) - Men Behaving Badly - Minute to Win It (I Hope Not) - My Secret Identify - Room 222 (Of course the # would change each week) - Savannah (I always loved that show) But i think i should go with... The Man from C.E.R.B