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Ice4fun

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  1. For those members who enjoy a hot looking man.... ( for those ladies who have met me please do not give away which one is me LOLOLOL)
  2. No one figure out who this amazing Toronto based lady is?
  3. Some of the best cleavage can be found right here with amazing LYLA ladies
  4. No reason to leave ... we all make posts that we regret.... You get reactions and you learn from it and move on. Trust me if what you did was unforgivable the Mod would have you gone by now. Stick around.
  5. Patricia the Stripper 2000 Chris de Burgh Dennis is a menace with his "anyone for tennis?" And beseeching me to come and keep the score And Maud saya "Oh Lord! I'm so terribly bored!" I really can't stand it anymore I'm going out to dinner, with a gorgeous singer To a little place I've found down by the quay Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia And the reason isn't very hard to see She says God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner As they tumble down in heaps before her feet They hang around in groups like battle-weary troops One can often see them queue right down the street You see Patricia, or Delicia, not only is a singer She also removes all her clothing For Patricia is the best stripper in town And with a swing of her hips she started to strip To tremendous applause she took off her drawers And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor The police were banging on the door On a Saturday night, in nineteen twenty-four Take it away boys! But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested The manner in which she was exposed And later on in court, well, everybody thought A summer run in jail would be proposed But the judge said, "Patricia Or may I say, Delicia The facts of this case lie before me Case dismissed, this girl was in her working clothes!" And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip To tremendous applause she took off her drawers And with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor The police were yelling out for more! On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four
  6. Stumbled across this one and my first thought was "Leonard Cohen" ??? Probably his weirdest song? Lenoard Cohen - Don't Go Home With Your Hardon I was born in a beauty salon My father was a dresser of hair My mother was a girl you could call on When you called she was always there When you called she was always there When you called she was always there When you called she was always there When you called she was always there Ah but don't go home with your hard-on It will only drive you insane You can't shake it (or break it) with your Motown You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain I've looked behind all of the faces That smile you down to you knees And the lips that say, Come on, taste us And when you try to they make you say Please When you try to they make you say Please When you try to they make you say Please When you try to they make you say Please When you try to they make you say Please Ah but don't go home with your hard-on ... Here come's your bride with her veil on Approach her, you wretch, if you dare Approach her, you ape with your tail on Once you have her she'll always be there Once you have her she'll always be there Once you have her she'll always be there Once you have her she'll always be there Once you have her she'll always be there Ah but don't go home with your hard-on ... So I work in that same beauty salon I'm chained to the old masquerade The lipstick, the shadow, the silicone I follow my father's trade I follow my father's trade Yes I follow my father's trade Yes I follow my father's trade Yes I follow my father's trade Ah but don't go home with your hard-on It will only drive you insane You can't shake it (or break it) with your Motown You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain You can't melt it down in the rain
  7. Trust me not all SP's post fake or old pictures there are lots of amazing beautiful ladies on here who are exactly as they advertise or better. Research and chatting with others on here can certainly reduce the risk associated with new meeting but unfortunately their is always some risk..... Just imagine the RISK the ladies take 🙂 Just my Opinion
  8. You suggest it's a little to much yet I see it and think I don't see you often enough. Beautiful picture
  9. Yes they will in most cases was long as you register the card for online usage
  10. Lying in bed surfing through LYLA and texting with a few friends... all the family are out so it's very quiet
  11. My weekends are normally quiet family time ... movies ... shows... sports... out to dinner and of course if the Leaf's are playing watching the game.
  12. Does not need to be you ... just the type of panty .... Mind you we would prefer you lol.
  13. Who is this wonderful Lyla lady?
  14. I think you are giving way to much credibility to what this guy posts.... Look at the one above for insurance. of course everyone needs to Live within their own means...
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