Old Dog

I love Malika!!! She is quirky, she is cool, she is funny, she is a genius and most of all she is a fantastic friend!!! xoxo

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey

It's also not so safe when you are receiving and you are on the edge of a cliff. It's all good until release... then there's trouble.

Hmmmmm... you have a Van and a physical activity.... how about..... Camper Van Beethoven-Take the Skinheads Bowling

I got up this morning and it seemed something was amiss.... I went out to my living room and I knew something was horribly horribly wrong. All of the windows were open. All of the doors were opened and EVERYTHING was gone. The doors had been thrown open with force and I hadn't even noticed. The windows were barely able to be closed. I mean for GOD'S sake. It's two weeks until Christmas. How could anyone do this to another human being? Somebody ate every chocolate in my advent calendar with reckless disregard for tradition and numerical order. You can't just do that. It's one chocolate per day! Bastards.

Hey... you started it.... heheheheheeh

Waking up with a smile ... knowing we did the best we could and getting a chance to meet some lovely new people!!!!

Gotta like that Cato guy... he has been on CERB for 30 bajillion years, has seen everybody and knows everybody else. A great contributor, and a good buddy!!! Cheers!

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Just sayin'... there's a few new tricks that this old dog has learned... just need to here the words, "Here boy!! Come to Meg!!!'

Hmmmm... what could an Old Dog do to help a despairing woman ease her pain... hmmmmmm.....

Damn.... I can think of a few chew and lick toys that I have encountered in the past 24 hours... hehehehehehehehehhe

Thanks to all that attended and all that supported the night but could not make it out... I do believe that a good time was had by all!!!! It was fantastic meeting all the new faces and reacquainting with all the friends that have been made over the history of these events... it's always a wonderful time to be in a place where you know you belong without any judgment. My special thanks goes out to Angela of Ottawa, without whom none of this could have been possible. Many have thanked me but my assistance was the proverbial tip of the iceberg; Angela was the true engine that drove the social machine. I am so proud to have seen the mountain of toys that we collected, the money and goods that we garnered for the family in Belleville and the spirit of giving that all of us shared last night and in the weeks leading up to the party. We truly are a group of people with heart. Finally... to the unsung assistants that help out at each of these events, my heartfelt thanks. You never get credit, but are always there lending a hand when we really need it. I am of course talking about Shortcake and Loneskater... two of the finest people you could ever meet, and two individuals that I am proud to count among my friends. Merry Christmas to each and every one of you... may the season bring you peace and joy!

Santa will save a special package for you ;)

... knowing that in a few short hours, some of the most beautiful women in the world will be sitting on Santa's lap.... ;)

I recently discovered that Penelope's vajayjay is registered as a trademark... I am very impressed with myself for my attention to detail!

Pssssttttt.... I already secretly worship you!!!! Congrats hun! xoxo

I have no discernible talent... but I am told I am a pretty good dad.

By the time most of you read this, it will be party day!!!! Less than 24 hours... and for those attending make sure that you give your props to Angela who has worked tirelessly on this party. I have helped where I could but the real credit goes to Angela!!! To all those that are attending, I look so forward to meeting the new attendees and reacquainting myself with friends I have made at the past ones..... If you can't make it, remember... Valentines Day could mean....