Old Dog

And about ducks.... as open minded as many providers are, ducks are rather off putting for nearly all of them. Believe me. It pretty much applies to all water fowl. Don't think it would be cute to bring a duck, a goose, a gull, a tern or a sand piper. Sea creatures in general -like seals, walrussesesessessses, mollusks, narwhals, octopi, squid and eels - keep them in the safety of your own bedroom. Just helping out... carry on.

Jan Terri - Losing You eeeek

I like RG... solid man, solid community member and a good friend. CERB could only benefit from members like him!

I would have to say that is true, done it myself. In real life, I am very shy.

Why whatever do you mean???

Bacon Vodka Bacon Whiskey Bacon Coffee St Anthony, The Patron Saint of Bacon Bacon and Egg, Converse Chuck Taylors Bacon Candles Bacon Lunchbox Bacon Lamp USB(acon) and finally.... Bacon Hitler

Ohhhhhh.... I will just NOT do what I was going to do. I would get in trouble if I changed up "Oh COME all ye faithful" and "O HOLY Night"... and given that I will be donning the red suit at the Christmas social, I shouldn't change "Here COMES Santa Claus".....

Question plaguing mankind since the beginning of Christmas ... How do you get rid of lingering reindeer once the 25th of December is over??? ... apparently you slap them on the butt!

I like Pete... the man is a pioneer and a true gentleman!!! Kudos!

Get some rest.... it's going to be a great time!!!! 11 more sleeps!!!

To be perfectly clear, I have a wiener, not a vajayjay. I only pee sitting down when I am tired or lazy. If I had a vajayjay (which I do not currently possess nor is there an option for purchase later on) I would welcome DATY cuz that would be the kind of man with a vajayjay I would be, if I had a vajayjay, but I don't cuz I have a wiener. I currently have a wiener verification team deployed, who will verify the distinct lack of vajayosity in my immediate vicinity, even though I could use a bit of work on my chest. I have sub A cup moobies. Genetically and mentally a man, that's what I am.

... forgetting that my super powers can be used for both good AND evil. ... discovering on the outside of my building that the keycard I have is no longer working.....

First half of the Christmas cookies are baked and stored... chocolate covered shortbreads, Mr Nice's Cherry Surprises, Date Squares, Nanaimo Bars, Sugar Plums... Rum balls and Date drops tomorrow... sugar cookies and gingerbreads soon!!!

Who doesn't love Soleil??? She's beautiful, fun, sexy and probably one of the nicest people I have ever met!!! xoxo

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. -- Mark Twain

"Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. -- Ashleigh Brilliant I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am! -- Monty Python

Covering a vegan with chocolate, throwing the spatula in the sink and licking the vegan. (just sayin')

hmmmmm.... You have a David Blue.... what about a Peter Green? Peter Green - Black Magic Woman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akEYBI4nA18