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Old Dog

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  1. when all money starting with "$" fit in your wallet. and sometimes even the change was paper!!!
  2. ... learning new tricks (ironic, huh?) ... enjoying the company of a pet ... being awestruck by beauty ... being so happy that tears stream down your cheeks ... Disney animated movies ... enjoying a home cooked meal ... your own bed ... falling in love
  3. 20 days!!!! Tickets are almost gone boys!!!! If you want to attend be sure to confirm soon with Angela or myself... limited space left ... this will be an event to remember!!!!
  4. Fair enough... but if it's open 24 hours, he has time to book a flight, get to the airport, fly to Ottawa, get a massage, get back to the airport and fly home... SAVE!!!!!!
  5. and how do you get there????? Patty Smyth - Downtown Train
  6. Despite the fact that I will be only PLAYING Santa at the social... I am going for baby Claus. Cavewoman Raquel Cavewoman Barbara Bach or Cavewoman Carole Landis WILDCARD!!!! or animated Cavewoman?
  7. Let's take a crack at this.... When I was a kid, I had a career path planned that ended when I realized how really stupid my dream was. When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be a caveman. Some people wanted to be cowboys, or firemen, or astronauts. Not me. I had an aversion to grooming. I wanted to live in a cave. I like barbecued meat. The idea that you didn't have to get dressed up for church on a Sunday or have clean your fingernails daily was appealing. Dating seemed simpler too - even though at 5, I didn't even like girls. Then the realization hit in my early teens. I was not going to be hirsute. Nary a patch of hair grew in the vicinity of my back. My cranial capacity was a great deal larger than that of a neanderthal. Some fur makes me allergic. I didn't have a sloping forehead or an unseemly gait. I actually liked being clean. I no longer believed that clubbing a woman was a prerequisite for dating. I really don't like peeing in public, let alone the "other." In short, I had an epiphany. I was not going to be a caveman. My career path is widely divergent than that of the 5 year old, much Younger Dog. Sooo.... here's the question. What shattered dreams are you bearing as an adult.... what did you really want to be when you grew up???
  8. All Things Scottish - if it's no Scottish... It's CRAP!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=KrQxQPG8JdE
  9. whooops.... just checking to see if the Christmas attire was working..... 22 Days!!!! The clock is moving quickly... guys... contact Angela or myself to guarantee a spot...
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