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Old Dog

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  1. The Killer: Annessa The spooky guide through the disco castle (a la Vincent Price): Megan (Megan's Touch) The one who screams like a girl: Carley Chase The slutty one who gets killed while skinny dipping in the lake: Angel Starr The nerd (because there's always a nerd): ScottheCanuck The innocent virgin girl and sole survivor of the massacre: Jane M
  2. we like alll boobies!!!!!!
  3. I think you need to qualify that. Being horny only sucks when you don't have a way to de-hornify yourself....
  4. ... you know, after these large Thanksgiving dinners, it's important to get some exercise and make sure that your every move is recorded for everyone to enjoy...
  5. I don't know who she is, but I love her.
  6. You know those moments when you wish you could have a mulligan on your life and go back to the start knowing what you know now? My kids would be the reason that I would never want to start absolutely fresh. If there was even the most remote chance that my kids would never have been born, or would have been different... it would be the end of me. I don't live for my kids, and my kids have quite an independent life a few hundred kilometers away, but when I see them, when I am near them, when I talk to them I always know that there is someone in the world that loves me unconditionally and that love is returned in the same way. I am so happy to be a father, but even happier to be daddy.
  7. Areeeeez.... I barely recognized ya in your new duds..... you have to be good!
  8. Sin Sin Sin Sin.... wow... you have grown up before our eyes.... keep posting... love ya!!!
  9. Sitting back and relaxing knowing that not only is today a day off, but this week is a 4 day week.... ahhhhhhhh
  10. 59 more days!!!! Ohhhhhh you better watch out, You better not cry, You better close your curtains, I'm telling you why, Santa has a hovering sleigh. Seriously. It is freaking magic. You might be on the 18th floor but he sees you doing EVERYTHING. Ohhh... and he is impressed. Come find out how impressed on the 8th of December!!!!!
  11. Driving at anytime through the city of Toronto on the 401. It doesn't matter the day, time, season, hour, whatever, there will always be someone in the passing lane doing 103 km/h, riding their brakes and talking on their cell phone. IT NEVER FAILS.
  12. Coming home with Thanksgiving leftovers... turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and gravy... two chunks of pumpkin pie and my sister in laws world famous "every family gathering" special rice pudding.... life is good!
  13. Just got back home with a goodie bag.... love it when you go home and Mom says that she has wayyyyy too much for just her and that she needs to divest the Thanksgiving leftovers amongst her boys and their kids.... I will be sleep all week.... but that being said, it will be a good kind of sleepy....
  14. wait a minute.... those aren't.... wha'???
  15. you know, they just smack me on the nose if I do this on the carpet at home....
  16. A defence mechanism... what self conscious zombie would attack you and attempt to eat your brains if they knew they had to get through this to get at your melon??? Want good vision and an elevated firing platform while driving around hunting for Zombies? Look to none other than Mercedes Benz and the Roman Catholic Church.... the Popemobile would be the ideal vehicle of revenge!
  17. Gratz my friend!!! Always thoughtful and always friendly, you are a great addition to the 500+ post group!
  18. The Zombie Proof House.... http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house
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