Old Dog

Or the nature of Dog?

Option three is that she says yes, you have a wonderful time, great sex and then she wants to experiment with your hair. You say no, she stabs you with barber scissors in the shoulder blade and you run away, forced to find another stylist. This time you choose a good old Italian barber named Guido. One day Guido gets called away and his friend Tony says that Guido is hot for you, that you should ask him out. At that point, you decide that you are growing your hair out and will be the pony-tail guy. Guido is heartbroken, decides that he will pursue women instead of men with stylish hair, hooks up with Sara and they live happily ever after. You, on the other hand get to spend time on CERB and will become known in the SP area as the pony tailed guy who always asks for scissor free incalls. It's not so bad.

No, the worst thing that could happen is that she murders you with barber scissors. Second worst would be her saying no.

I am going to say true, even though Scott Colomby has risen to super stardom in the interim!! hehehehehhe My father was a troublemaker and as a result, my twin sister and I were separated at birth and raised by different families in two very different places. We met up later not knowing that we were related and kind made out a bit, but not enough to be grossed out when we found out that we were siblings. She ended up with my best friend. I ended up with nightmares about my dad, my mentor and this little guy who talks kinda funny.

That should do the trick. Throw on some rubber gloves and a breathing tube and NO ONE WILL BE THE WISER!

Or was 42 just a convenient answer to lead you away from the more cryptic aspect?

That was a classic stylist intervention. Sara has been wanting you to ask her out for weeks and probably would have been more assertive herself if she hadn't been called away... so she enlisted the help of the boss and the friend.

"Good Standing" just means that you are a member of CERB that is neither suspended, banned or "please click the link in your email to activate your account" and you are not currently wanted in any jurisdiction for the taunting of squirrels with pointed utensils. As for the donation, either contact Angela or myself here through PMs... we can always work stuff out!

Hmmmmm.... the FB retreat.... there's a thought....

Depends on the amount... but if it was one of the 30+ million dollar jackpots: 1) Buy a few properties... a condo downtown, a big freakin' mansion kinda place on the water, a condo near the kids and a couple of cottages... one close to Otown and one on Lake Huron. 2) Give family a ONE TIME chunk of cash. If you knew my family, you would understand. 3) Set the kids up for now... hell, they are getting everything when I am gone but they can have fun now. 4) Debt. Not much but it would be nice if it disappeared FOREVER. 5) New cars, plural. 6) A lovely letter to the ex. A large picture of my butt and lipstick. Bwahahahahahahahahah. 7) CERB. Lots and lots and lots and lots of CERB. I may need an ATM in my bedroom. 8) Charities. Yup, they get their cut... but it will be direct to source rather than through distribution agencies. 9) POWER... yup, I got your back. 10) Friends. No need to buy them, they will be coming out of the woodwork - but my real friends will be happy people.

My hugs are for everyone who made it out to the social and those who sent regrets.... and especially for Angela and Nicki... that was an amazing night and when I got up yesterday evening, I still had warm and fuzzy thoughts. So many great gals and guys... looking forward to seeing you all really soon!

Christina Applegate was probably one of my fave celebs that I have ever met (and I have met more than a few).... just one of those people that you immediately like when you meet them.

oooooOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOooooohhhh Co-host power.... bwahahahahahahahahah. Tough shoes to fill... but I will do my best to step up and see this thing to fruition. I am really happy that we are doing the toy drive, and I really encourage each and every one of you that plans to attend to give thought to those contributions. Christmas is a hard time for parents who can't afford to splurge on their kids, if we can help put a smile on a kid's face on Christmas Day then I think we all go home feeling better about ourselves. Even if you can't attend, Angela or I will be more than willing to add a toy to the pile for you, just drop it off with one of us. Let's make this a night to remember!!!

Next year??? We have one coming up on December 8th!!!

Met her a few years back... she is an absolute doll. Humble, funny as hell, cute as a button, smart as a whip, and just an amazing person to talk to... the antithesis of Kelly Bundy.

I am going to say true, not necessarily for the glamour, just because you like to say Boooooo Khaki. I think I may be still a little drunk.

Solutions!!!! 1) We have a family history of epididymitis and I need to go for SFET. (Seminal Fluid Evacuation Therapy)... heheheheeh... now you are all gonna look up that "e" illness.... 2) "I know you said that you like this underwear, but I think I need a second opinion." 3) Hmmmm.... I could really go for that thing that you don't like to eat (but I do). I will be back in 4 hours. 4) I heard a noise, you stay here with the kids. I am going to buy a weapon for which I need a license and a permit. See you in 4 hours. 5) That really clumsy guy we know just texted, he is trapped behind the couch... again. I will help him out, see if he is okay. I will be back in 4 hours. 6) I need to speak to the bank. We keep having these crazy withdrawals every few days. I need to sort it out. Be back tomorrow. 7) I have a spontaneous need to be baptized again. I am heading off to the church in Kingston because they are open 24/7. See you in 8 hours. 8) Hey hun, you deserve a break. Why don't you take a trip to the mall and I will head over to Canadian Tire and look at car parts and other man stuff. See you in 4 hours. 9) I'm gonna sneak out and buy you that thing you have always wanted. Except they probably won't have it. They may have to special order it from that country that has a lot of red tape and requires a lot of paperwork. Back in 6 hours. 10) I'm going to have great sex with a complete stranger. Wanna tag along?

1000 random thoughts??? I had that between opening this thread and writing this statement... hmmmmmm

Congrats Castle.... now you can move from the one by the shore to the big one behind!!!

I have been working continuous overtime since April 24th, 2000. I don't think she has caught on yet... other than the whole divorce thing.

Congrats on the 300 posts...

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