Old Dog

I think she is gonna get boobie rug burn....

Zombie Pin-ups!

LR.... Morning was not an option.... it was mid afternoon when this old dog had the will to remove myself from my basket and actually move to another place where I could lie down.... I do think I was remarkably well behaved other than the symbolic glow in the dark penis....

Happpppppy burfday!!!!!!!!!!

.....okay.... it's 5 pm..... I am awake now...... Thanks soooooo much for the wonderful time.... had a blast with so many of my CERB friends. Great times were had by all!!! Angela, Nicki .... the accolades, love and adoration that have been sent to you today are more than well deserved. Love you! Another fantastic night with so many friendly and new faces. My liver hurts...

bwahahahahahaha.... now I HAVE THE PUSSY!!!! ummmm.... carry on.

It IS the thread of randomness, I just took that to the NEXT NEXT level.

T minus 1 hour 20 minutes to lift off.... Aspirins and bottled water are now in place on the nightstands. I am ready.

Has to be false. Everybody knows that the Conservatives don't believe in Art or Arts Centres. I am skipping the social because I am too shy.

Okie dokie... the paint will remain well confined within my imaginarium. But if you see me look over and smile kinda weird, you will know what I am thinking! One more day!!!!!

It happened at work today.... One of the bosses said she had a wedding to go to and she was going to get a "facial" on Friday. I snickered. I got the pissiest look ever.

Happppppppppppppy burfday!!!!!!!!!! xoxo

See... sometimes threadjacks are a necessary indulgence to have someone with magnificent breasts display them in an unusual way. I for one fully endorse the thought of breast painting and would volunteering my skills as a finger paint artist to help out in any way I could. ONE DAY AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can still paint your boobies, I won't tell anyone.

I am really uncomfortable with the demonization of the baseball comparison. The problem? It was written by adults. A teenage guy thinks of the baseball analogy purely as a yardstick for experience. In fact, it is an idiot's guide to straight vanilla sex. It isn't all encompassing because, well... let's face it. Teenage boys are dorks. In the baseball analogy, there are NO other considerations other than the 4 bases. All the bunting, sacrificing, switch hitting, stealing, sliding, pitcher, catcher, team aspect stuff is a manifestation of an ADULT imagination. The 4 bases relate to the different stages of a physical relationship between a young man and a young woman. It's kiss, feel, everything but intercourse and then intercourse. That's it. When you take a look at it that way, it's a hell of a lot more innocent than what is portrayed. The baseball analogy is what it is. It's not meant for deeper analysis. It isn't meant for use by women, gay men, lesbians, bisexuals or necrophiliacs. It was developed by straight guys for straight guys. The pizza analogy, that works too. It's more inclusive. It's more diverse. It envelops more of the aspects of sexuality and if it is a teaching tool, it can be very effective because it addresses the desires felt by most people. All that being said, young guys though will still think of getting beyond first base. Just sayin'.

I am NEVER disappointed to see you!!! xoxo