Old Dog

Like a lot of schoolkids, I was sitting in a gymnasium filled with every student and staff member watching a 26 inch black and white tv about 30 feet away. I do believe that at that precise moment when Paul Henderson scored that goal, Canada and Canadians developed a national identity. I have yet to meet a Canadian who was old enough to remember the game that can't remember where they were, what they saw and how they felt. Paul Henderson's goal was like a national simultaneous orgasm.

I am going say true and sorry about that, I was aiming for another complete stranger. Al Gore yelled at me.

Hey Angela... she was gonna get the part, but the bitch is crazy. Meg.... he does an amazing cover and the timing is impeccable. The guy needs to get hooked up with the band and perform.

Karine... you need to come with painted boobies.... that's the new rule, started by me, just now.

Love to read what you write... love ya!

So Queen is doing a LIVE Extravaganza tour and are holding auditions to simulate the vocal stylings of the late Freddie Mercury.... Marc Martel has a couple of really good examples of why he should be considered the frontrunner..... Bohemian Rhapsody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY4BOw1LVco Somebody to Love (this one is amazing... and I saw Queen live a couple of times!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B75V0NNNLyU

When you have a class picture somewhere that looks like this....

Okay... despite being a Timmy's guy, I will give you this... nothing says Christmas like a Chai Egg Nog Latte.....

Knowing that in two days, I will enjoying S'Mores, free beers and buying Malika a Rum and Coke......

If you can remember UNLEADED as a gasoline option for those newfangled foreign vehicles, then you are old. Dammit, if you use terms like "newfangled", you are old.

Well said CB. I tend to think that the who and the how is entirely dependent on the individual. Charity in and of itself can come in many forms, like throwing extra change from your cup of Timmy's into the camp box, to buying the homeless person a cup of coffee to keep them warm, to volunteering at the food bank to making a large financial contribution to a registered charity that has relevance to you. I don't think there is a set amount that is expected - it's not like a church tithe where you are expected to forfeit 10-20% of your gross earnings. I give what I feel I can, and when I give I do so for two reasons. It makes me feel good and it makes a difference to the recipient. So advice? Go with what your heart tells you. You can't go wrong with that.

In light of our error (well mine) Fat Bastards would like to offer you several free sessions, on the house. In fact, you are entitled to a lifetime free pass. We humbly apologize for alcohol related factual errors.

Indeed there were historical and factual errors... but it was great PR. We might actually get PAYING clients.

Not as good... but in the same vein.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZfnoEwfuWU&NR=1

... and she is legal now!

Gabriella. I . LOVE . YOU. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I get my chin up off the ground, I will rep you silly.

Just a follow up.... this story is 3 years old. Jane now lives quietly in Toronto.

Hmmmmm.... well we will play nice.... this time. But when Mom gets the money back from the hip replacement lawsuit, we are gonna have a Fat Bastard party... and we will make the rules!!! Neener neener neener.

Since I only have demigod status, I salute you!!!!

Awwwwwwwwww... we were building excitement!!!