Old Dog

All right... the Fat Bastards will wear the kilts:

It's a coin toss now.... between this: which is my everyday casual wear or... my formal wear or the form fitting lycra....

Stately FB Manor has some rather cool amenities: The Hot tub: The shower complete with hot and cold running water and custom heat adjusting decorative and functional knobs: Custom Bar B Q pit with party accessories: Limousine service with well qualified drivers/mechanics: A well stocked bar: A private yacht moored at a swanky harbour: and luxury furnishings: Welcome to the manor!!!

1. Learning that life is too short to worry about small things and that you need to embrace every day. That became infinitely clear days after surviving heart surgery. 2. Rediscovering that there was a fun guy cloaked in the skin of a formerly married man. Understanding that you must maintain "me" even when you are part of an "us." 3. Discovering that my kids are even better as they approach adulthood. Regardless of the bond of blood, I love them as friends and as my family - and I feel I did make some sort of contribution to that.

True dat... I used to run a record store when I was just a pup. We used to have soft record brushes but I bet you could use one of those microfibre cloths and a neutral solution for cleaning records... Monster has a screen cleaning kit that would work. Just remember to clean in a circular motion around the disc rather than across the grain.

No boobies thread could be complete without Jordan/Katie Price.... here's another

I will have to create a statement for Chanel....it's her signature: A girl should be two things: Classy and Fabulous. - Coco Chanel I am gonna say true... and she should show her boobies as well. I was contracted by Led Zeppelin to work on their CODA tour as a roadie.

That's three votes Lee... you are in. You did say you have a pillow and a sheet?

Whaddya think boys????

So you are saying we should just go commando and let the twig and berries dangle???

Happy birthday dude!!! You can surf in, but the sign says it all....

I was thinking something like this...

Woody.... you are in for a treat!!!!

Crotch stuffage is a no-no. We generally use those big elastics that they put around broccoli to maintain early morning junk size... just loosen it up a bit when your stuff starts to turn blue.

I kinda like when they look at my crotch... but I am with ya sister!!!.... um, bro!