Old Dog

Our administration is not greedy... in fact we all live in his mom's basement and get free cable that we borrowed from the neighbour. His mom is a nice lady that makes sure we say our prayers before bed and occasionally feeds us. When she is asleep we go upstairs and steal her meds.... it is a win/win situation... well except for his mom.

Jeebus F2F.... that was my plan for this Thursday... I guess I will have to go ahead with the steel plate strategy. Cap???!!!??? Leaving FB BBM? Good luck in your endeavors.... we will probably slam you mercilessly in the FB SP area.

It is quite possible so I would say it is true. I was propositioned by the winner of the best supporting actress Oscar a few years back.

Samantha, that is a very good question. We have always maintained that in the event of the pending Zombie Apocalypse, the new guy would smear himself in the animal brains we have stored in the non beverage refrigerator and act as a diversion, allowing the senior members and their clientele to escape with the stockpile of weapons and supplies that we have squirreled away. This way, the new guy becomes an effective recruitment tool to expand our provider base. The less time he is the new guy, the less worries he has in being zombie fodder.

I actually had a conversation with Bob Denver (Gilligan) a number of years ago about the show. He said that without a doubt, between Mary Ann and Ginger, Mary Ann received the most fan mail of the female characters including the most fan mail from the guys in the service over in Vietnam. She would send a signed photo to everyone who asked....

Driving home last night with clear roads and ideal weather only to hit a bank of fog that stretched from Napanee through Brockville. Not the kind of atmospheric event that one wants to deal with at 2am.

For the birthday girl!

You should just move, dude.

Angel... The best decision anyone can ever make is to actually do something to improve the quality of their own life. You have made that decision, and you know that you have a cheering section behind you, sending you all the strength that you can muster, and more. Love to you... OD

Feliz Cumpleaños hermosa!

Will the loser of these words have to change their name to Kitchener?

Emma: True!!! We do need a question from G11. I was once cast in a Bollywood movie.

Isabella... I took it out of it's gigantic shirt condom this morning and just shook my head. The reason I take shirts to the dry cleaners is specifically because: (a) I hate ironing (b) because of (a) I don't own an iron © even if I did own an iron, and didn't loathe ironing, I would never master ironing (god knows I have tried)... (d) dress shirts don't require diagonal, artificial and often meandering pleats and/or ridges.

The Santorini Grace Hotel in Greece....

Getting a shirt back from the dry cleaners, taking it out and seeing that the person who ironed my shirt is less skilled than I am.

Knowing that in just seven days, I will be surrounded by some of the most beautiful women in the world!

Apparently some do!!!!