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  1. Old Dog
    Hmmmm.... GC General Custer - You get into a situation where all you can say is " I'm fucked, and not in a good way." George Costanza - The big finish is accompanied by an ice bath that causes shrinkage. Glenn Close - Danger. The provider will read too much into your relationship and eventually will kill your pet rabbit. Gerry Cheevers - You can take as many shots on goal as you like, but if she is on her game, you are going to get shut out. Gordon Campbell - She hasn't told you about the HST. Gay Caballero - The session is set to the music of Ricky Martin. Generic Copulation - You can choose any position you want as long as it's missionary. Gastric Cramps - Farts... A LOT.
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    Nathalie... you are cool... so I am going to say TRUE!!!!! I could read for days on end if given my druthers. My record is 14 novels in 6 days.....
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    I really appreciate all the kind words!!!! I guess I just got into a groove.... hmmmmm.... heheheheheheh
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    C2C... I am going to say false. I once sat very calmly as the Pussycat Dolls sang to me, live, at my desk.
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    There are plenty of beautiful young women.... but there are still a few women whose 30's are well behind them that still rock.... Gong Li - born in 1965 Monica Bellucci - born in 1964 Michelle Pfeiffer - born in 1958 Gina Gershon - born in 1962
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    Happpppppppy burfday!!!!!! xoxox
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    I'll hug almost all of you, except Castle. He grabbed my ass and left a bruise. He gets a high five.
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    This is actually near the cottage we have had for 30 + years.... I can tell you one thing for sure, I certainly don't Noogshkaan in that area.
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    Hey... I get to bash the zombies with my otherwise useless printer.
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    that's right cuz....
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    NOOOooOOOOOOooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo...... that is just a reason to pee and none of the fun!!!!!
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    heheheheheheheh
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    Hmmmm... good call.... but you can be sure that I would throw Jessica to the curb if one or both halves of an "EAGLE" showed up....
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    Hearing that the original star of Spartacus: Blood and Sand, Andy Whitfield succumbed to cancer last week. Regardless of whether he was going to come back to the role, it was sad to see a young man taken so soon... especially when he had finally made it...
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    Jessica Alba in the Fantastic 4 - The Invisible Woman... really convenient for you guys with an SO....
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    It is time to think of Christmas boobies!!!!
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    I wish I could figure out how to do this... I could rub a few patches back in...
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    Two birds, one stone.
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    Old Dog commented on MiaBella's gallery image in Converted Albums

    Bubble bum!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!
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    Going to the store because you know you need coffee, buying the coffee and coming home. Checking the fridge and realizing that there is no cream. Back to the store to buy cream, come home to make coffee. Going to the cupboard only to find out that there are no filters to make coffee. Make a cup of tea.
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    My robe is turquoise, and my walker has wheels and brakes.
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    I'd help if you needed assistance Angel. Just sayin'.
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