Old Dog

Happy burfday gorgeous!!!! Now get yourself back to Ottawa so we can give out the birthday spanks and pinches!!! xoxo

I like Satin... her avatar is great, but that is just a taste of what an amazing looking lady she is in the real world!!!!

ahhh another useful tool.... Now back to our regularly scheduled thread " New Escorts Using Established Escort Names"

... just a touch too early....

We'll just have to see how long the former post 14 and the author remain on board. This is an edit... old 14 and author bad, new 14 and author good.

I used to be Dogforfun in the town I came from, but out of respect for Meg, I changed my to Old Dog. Compromise is best in my eyes.

1. Never ask, "Do you prefer black olives or green olives?" We know that's a secret code for something filthy that you are thinking. We just haven't figured out what the code actually means... BUT WE KNOW IT'S FILTHY and we will be really angry when we figure it out. 2. Ladies, don't ask us to sing show tunes or a Barbra Streisand song. We know what that means and no, we will not come to your home and give you a colour consultation or decorating tips. 3. Don't ask us which Transformer we prefer. That's racist, sexist and machinist. I am sure there are lots of other "ists" that I could mention but I am so damn mad that you brought that up, that I can't think of them now. Damn you. 4. Never say you have to pee. We know that you will be touching genitucalar region and that makes us feel cheap, and will also trigger our sympathetic pee reaction and we will have to pee too. You know that we too will be touching our genitucalar regions as well and that is the same as having computer sex with us. Bastards. 5. Don't drink creamy drinks, eat sausages, cucumbers or carrots, shellfish or tacos while on camera. It's wrong and will make us hungry. 6. Never say, "I am horny." Clearly you have fingers and thumbs and are operating a keyboard. Horned creatures generally have hooves. Their typing skills are fettered by a distinct clustering of letters like this "cxdrtyjmhgfdcvbn" caused by the simultaneous pressing of many keys with one keystroke. This is a moose, and he is horny (or more precisely Antlery.) You are not a moose. 7. Don't ask if I am busy. Clearly I am at home sitting in my boxer shorts and a t-shirt. Your remote mockery makes me sad.

Offer me a ride??? Then how would we get home??? Ohhhhhhhh.... in the car, silly me.... I was thinking RIDE and you were offering, ummm... ride. ... and now for something completely different... a monkey riding a goat. And when I say RIDING, I really mean riding.

Jeebus WiT... my original thought was Ben Franklin... whew!!!

Ties are fantastic, but in my threadjack (mea culpa, mea culpa) I was merely stating that women can look fantastic in ANYTHING. For example, who would think that anyone could look good wearing a Dalek outfit from Dr. Who??? Or holding a radar gun with a crossing guard vest? Or holding a gun to your forehead? But you are right... girls in ties are hot.

Meg... that would be quite patient.... and then it would become realllllly freaking annoying.... On the other hand (where I also have 4 fingers and a thumb)... an example of what it will be like for me on the way home from the social, if the cab doesn't arrive quick enough....

They do stare..... do this experiment. Look at this picture. Stand up and move to the left, now move to the right. Move back 6 feet. Those boobs were watching you the whole time!!!!

Additional Comments: were you talking about the lady with the spoon or the lady coming out of the water in the avatar?... cuz I agree with both!

damned Panda bullies...

this was your ex mother in law....

training for the social....

I will call Ackroyd then. That will make the girls happy cuz there will be room for a Harold Ramis!

We could do that...

OH my god.... I haven't made on of those in like... FOREVER. That was a Sunday tradition when I was a kid. Mom and dad would drag all of us to church and all we could think of during the service and Sunday school was getting home and making one of those pizzas for Sunday lunch!!!! Thanks for the memories!!!!