Old Dog

... and when they wear hip waders.... just sayin' I guess what I am saying is... ummm... I love women.

That depends on what are you offering, your Megesty....

Hulk MAD... Hulk NOT like BEARS. HULK like trim, athletic dates with an interest in current events, decorating and haute cuisine... but Hulk NOT LIKE BEARS.

Shortcake's burfday party??? Does that mean spankings and pinches to grow inches???

Congrats Cato!!!! 4000... wow. That's almost a million. You da man!!!!

You mean like.... crossing swords?

I'd shake Andy's hand and say hello.... that's interactive.

Seriously... you were at 17 posts three days ago... I suspect the forces of evil ... Congrats Buddy!

Wait a minute here... an Angel, Katherine, Emma, Gabi, and Malika in like a Hawaii 5-0, Cinco de mayo, 5 on 1 tag team thingamajig??? Do you know what kind of electric charges that is currently sending through my synapses now???? It would be like Christmas, New Years Eve, Easter, May 24 and Canada day all rolled into one!!! The world would come to an end... but what an end.....

I found a Goddess for you!!!!!!!!!!!!! Diana, the goddess of fertility has a whole bunch of boobies!!!!

Been there, done that, and in Ottawa there is just FAR too much temptation to consider quitting!!! Would you watch an entire season of "Mama's Family" back to back with "Reba" if your SO asked you to?

You know God is Dog spelled backwards. So you could say, "Dog, I love boobies." And you would know that I am there with you spiritually, with a mystic breast shaped aura surrounding the two of us.

I know man... it hurts. Sometimes I walk down the street and I get those looks, you know the ones I am talking about. Eyes go right to the package... and they stare... and in their minds they are thinkin', "Dance white boy, dance." And I am ashamed to say... I do it. I dance. I dance like no one is watching. I thrust my pelvis backwards and forwards, to and fro, up and down... and they can't see the invisible tears I am shedding. I need a tissue....

That was when I was Bro Sledge. It's a long story, and really rather painful to discuss. Remember disco pants were tight. In. The. Crotch. They made me sing high... and speak in a language that I can no longer understand. The sisters said I was adopted. It hurt. That's why I love my new family. My new family does everything it can to relieve that whole disco pants crotch tightness thing.

Isabella! Felicidades por todo su trabajo duro! Ustedes son realmente una ventaja para CERB!

Los Manzanitas Rojas y Verdes? Canadá es demasiado frío para Manzanitas, ¿no?

Crokinole??? I seriously LOVE you. I do believe that one MUST have spent their youth in Southwestern Ontario to appreciate the pleasure and pain of a crokinole match. For those uneducated, this is a Crokinole board: and here is more about the game: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crokinole

You see Samantha, if you stand with us, we will protect you against that, and provide some of the best service that Fat Bastards BBM has ever provided. As the newest celebrity, we will offer complementary bottle service, that's right, you can have a swig of our beer.... I have personally brought seven sets of Transformers, Smurfs and My Little Pony sheet sets to our compound... we have set up fantasy rooms... ohhhhh.... we have spared no expense on our limited budget.....

Squirtable o's? These puppies will squirt the whole alphabet!!!