Old Dog

I know exactly how you feel... this is what I wore out today....

You want to be the cat or have your moobies massaged?

I love CMJ!!!! They have been a wonderful group of people from the get go!!! And they are pretty... and well... you know... it makes me kinda, um... frisky.

This is the kind of stuff that we are capable of doing, as one community. Your friend has my vote, and will have my vote everyday for as long as the contest runs.

hmmmm.... height or waist measurement??? heheheheheheheheh

True enough.... ties remind me of collars and leashes, and collars and leashes mean only one thing.... THE LAST LONG WALK TO THE VET!!!!

ahhhhh I see now..... extra girl hands!!!

... and to think, for years I was using Pledge to polish my floors. I like this option a LOT better.

wait a minute... wait a MINUTE!!! her arms are at her sides.... who is doing the juggling (hehehhehehe I said juggling and that has the word Jug in it.... )

Ahhhh it is becoming fall.... big batches of both shall be in the works very very soon. As for the rest??? I think of ... ummmm.... bums too.

I already toasted Wit on the gents thread, if I get too gushy he will think I am taking a shine to him... heheheheheheh. Samantha!!!! Congratz!!! Well deserved and greatly appreciated... you fulfill every aspect of the title bestowed upon you!!! Kudos!!! (and wet dog nose nuzzles!!) To all the men and women that have contributed and continue to contribute, my hearty thanks and congratulations. You are the foundation upon this community was built and continues to grow.

Gratz WiT.... the board has certainly benefited from your sagacious input, time and time again. You truly are the Most Valued Member.

Mmmmmm Hagen Dasz cookie dough.... or the caramel explosion.... mmmmmmmm

Yeeeehaw!!!! Congrats Ava... and thanks!!!!

It's weird, but 45 minutes seems perfect for a lot of things. Lunch for example, 30 minutes is too short and sometimes and hour is too long... 45 minutes is just about dead on for what I need. The 45 minute option is perfect for shorter encounters!

I am not sure... we have to put a collage together to make our eyes make it seem like a 2 hour movie....

Not sure I am comfortable with the public bidet....

and keep a shine on the old patent leather shoes ;)

I don't know Castle.... maybe if you just volunteered first before actually doing it....

Damn, I have only used 7 of those.

she's my twin too!!! Yikes Pinky, we are like Luke and Leia!!!!

I know you are now sitting at 999... and want to write something EARTH shattering for number 1000... But, I wanted to be the first one to congratulate you, and to hand you a modification of a major AWARD!!!! Here's to you Ava!!!! It's a wearable Christmas Story Leg Lamp!!!

I guess that is a no.... I think we should have more than 1 sheet and 1 towel. Additional Comments: Fat Bastards BBM has been invited to join a new organization, that being the Erotic Recreation Enthusiasts Canadian Team (ERECT) We are proud now to announce that all Fat Bastards have joined, and we welcome you to come see all of our ERECT members. The Ottawa Headquarters (near Parliament) will henceforth be known as ERECTION Center (Erotic Recreation Enthusiasts Canadian Team In Ottawa North Center). Now When you think of ERECTION, you will immediately consider our members. ERECT is closely associated with a loose knit federation called (appropriately) the Various Action Groups In North America (VAGINA). We would like to assure you that whenever you see a Fat Bastard/ERECT member, we will be thinking of our long lasting commitment to VAGINA. All ERECT members and many VAGINAs are committed to stamp out the hatemongers calling themselves the Society for an Orgasm Free Toronto (SOFT) and their political wing, the Liturgically Inclined Members of Parliament (LIMP.) Please help us in our cause. If you can't commit fully, any kind of assistance will do... lend a hand to our ERECT members. Thank you.