Old Dog

Oh those Olsen twins..... or should that be those Olsen twins' twins....

Greetings fellow CERBians. I speak to you today, not as your president (we don't have one), not as the most popular member (that ship has sailed)... just as a guy who cares about this place. We have found ourselves over the past few days witnessing our own version of 9/11. We have endured and are enduring a crisis of the value of membership, the value of participation and the value of being who we are. Let's not quibble over the purpose of this site. It is an Escort Recommendation Board. That's what the big banner in the top left corner says. We all joined for one of two reasons. Either we are a consumer and as such wish to interact with providers, read recommendations and then book appointments with said provider(s) OR we are providers and as such wish to interact with our clients, provide consumer information about availability, prices and services, and ultimately book appointments to provide services to the consumer. Bare bones, that's what this site is all about. We have become a community as a result of the tireless efforts of the many. That community is in jeopardy as a result of the capricious efforts of the few. This is NOT an us against them, penis vs vagina, male vs female community. Some have tried to turn it into that. None of us should be using this community to exert POWER. It is not about politics, it is not about any kind of "ism." This community is at its absolute BEST when we treat each other as equals and enjoy playful banter without being stigmatized. I suggest that we have two camps that wish to fight a small battle regardless of the innocent casualties incurred. While I see the merits in both arguments, THIS IS NOT A BATTLEGROUND NOR IS IT A PLACE TO FORWARD YOUR OWN POLITICAL AGENDA. I still have hope that we can return to what we once were, that we can again become a lively community where no one will fear causing offence to others. My CERB will always be a welcoming place where people can have naughty fun; it is my hope that yours can and will be as well. OD 10/9/11 @1:34 pm

Jeebus Meg, I hope you aren't referring to me!

Ummmm... what should I do????

My friend, I concur.

Meh. It's nothing new. My uncle Roy had a set of three monkeys that he played with as a kid (he was born in 1938) that had the faces of Hitler, Tojo and Mussolini. They were still in pretty good shape when they were thrown out when my grandmother died in 1965... probably would have been worth a fortune now. We have vilified the enemy for centuries, made them seem trivial whether in children's toys, music, literature or in movies. It will continue to go on long after we all are dust.

Nancy Wilson - Guess Who I Saw Today

Ironically, seeing the picture above, I am craving Angel Starr.....

@ Angela.... not soooo dirty... despicable maybe..... @ Angel.... my ex had bats, not butterflies.....

That's a splendid idea!!! It's a far more attractive proposition to unwrap a sensual gift to yourself than a pair of socks....

Ahhhhh that is from the Latin "sensuousnessessitum" meaning "no idea what she is talking about but it sounds dead sexy."

Holy Schnikies. You freakin' rock.

This might help too.... It's a palm shaver....

Congrats Mr. Richards!!!! Still as handsome as ever after all these years and all those posts.... .... oh LEE Richards.... whoops. Ummmmm.... here's a pic of a monkey eating an apple.... ... was my faux pas noticed? ummmm... BOOBS!

That's right, we laugh in the face of tornadoes!!!!

Meg, I think I can squeeze you in. I have an opening between now and um.... November 14th.

Regardless of the outcome of the poll, RG and I will not be having sex with each other. EVER. WiT on the other hand.... bwahahahahaha.

That's why we need to ask for meaningful gifts... like porn, beer and food.