Old Dog

awwwwww... thanks so much!!!! I would like to thank the Academy, the makers of Prozac, and the manufacturers of pharmaceutical lithium... and all of you for making me feel so good all of the time!!!

Pastafarians!!!! I love this story, the guy that fought the Austrian government to recognize him as a high priest in the Pastafarian movement, worshipping the Flying Spaghetti monster. That's a colander on his head... that's right... on his head in his government issued ID. I am all over personal beliefs... whatever floats your boat. As long as your beliefs don't infringe upon me and my beliefs, we can be cool.

N.W.A. - Express Yourself

Coffee House Propaganda : Foamy The Squirrel

Shakira - Hips Don't Lie

whoops... don't know how I missed that.

I was searching the interweb thing and an image came up. I dug a little deeper and was lucky enough to find a PDF copy online of the contents of the 1870's version of CERB recos... It is the 1870 Gentleman's Directory for New York City... Enjoy! http://s3.amazonaws.com/nytdocs/docs/563/563.pdf

R.E.M. - Shiny Happy People http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQ0vDAbF7s

I saw this one today... and I thought, some songs should never be covered EVER Heart - Stairway to Heaven. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkU_464b7Zc

Good call!!!! Flame throwers... it's like a portable hibachi! Single malt scotch, and hell let's get some good Tuscan wine....

I heard that. I heard that he is now in Afghanistan try to feed Uzbeks and other ethnic minorities. I also heard that he uses his own body to shelter families against the cold and insurgents. He was that kinda guy.

True Notch... T'Storm was quite a guy... but he only wished he could be half the man you are.

Call me simple, but I too have a real issue paying $5 for a drink unless I am seeing someone dancing nekkid in front of me. Since Starbucks does not offer pole dancing or a champagne room, Timmy's will suffice. Gimme an extra large double double and $3.20 in change!

Saga - Don't be late

I would think they can swim... or at least walk under water like the ones in the pirates of the Caribbean. That's where we could set a trap!!!! We move to islands in the great lakes or the St Lawrence, hold them off until winter and then trap them under the ice... starve them out. Of course this will not work if they are the fast smart zombies that will wait until the waters freeze and them simply walk over to chew upon our grey matter. We should horde water, Kraft Dinner and non-microwave popcorn.

This situation is not so dissimilar from the banned film, the Titicut Follies about the internment (for lack of a better term) of criminally insane patients. Titicut Follies (1967) Titicut Follies is a black and white 1967 documentary film by Frederick Wiseman about the treatment of inmate / patients at State Hospital for the criminally insane, a Massachusetts Correctional Institution in Bridgewater, Massachusetts. The title is taken from a talent show put on by the hospital's inmates. (The talent show was taken from the Wampanoag name for the nearby Taunton River in their native language). http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a97_1233076955 (part 1) http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e5e_1233082303 (part 2) http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9cc_1233086391 (part 3) Warning, the images on the video are disturbing.

Devo - Whip it

Tin hats will only give them that little tooth buzz that we all dread. Gotta be stainless steel. If we are dealing with fast zombies, the change will occur quickly... so you can trust your steel plate technician. I am thinking of using lawyers and customer service representatives as bait... we could send them on impossible missions to draw the zombies away from our anti zombie fortress.... like having them run over to the hardware store for "specialized" parts for Tratelle's anti zombie tanks and artillery.

You need to stock up on KD and water for the Zombie apocalypse. If you see the stores are out, that's a sure sign. They did the same during the Cuban Missile Crisis back in '62 (nice segue back to the topic...)

Ella Fitzgerald - Black Coffee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRxS7Q64xUQ

Fresh lingerie with brie and a trip to Ireland? I am in Ms Evans!

That's what I was thinking!!!! Let's face it, even with hamsters gerbils and guinea pigs, power will be running low. Using the leverage of power, SPs could become virtual queens of the human hives, making men happy and brokering highly desired services for protection, food, weapons and the most zombie proof locales. Could a telemarketer do that??? NooooOOOOoooOOOOOOooo. I am also thinking that steel workers, tool and die makers and surgeons could come in handy. Zombies would be hard pressed to get at your BRAINSSSSssSSSs if everyone had a shiny new steel plate installed in their skulls....

The Tubes - She's A Beauty