Old Dog

T'Storm lives!!!!!!!!!!!! He just has another name!!!! (in fact he is online today!)

Congrats!!! I had to remove some of the posts to see what the reward was....

bwahahahahahahahaha Rebecca Black -Friday

Wow. Ummmm. Wow. I love you.

Leia Pony Edward ScissorPony Aliepony Uma Thurpony from Kill Bill Lady GaPony

Ripley... you qualify as a member regardless of your genitalia. But if you wish to attend as a man - go for it! A few tips: Discretely adjust yourself from time to time. To check for armpit odour, simply lift your arm to point and get distracted by something in the other direction. That will suffice for the optimal pit to nose verification. Spend much of your time looking at boobs and bums. Don't get caught looking too long. Buy Old Dog a drink. All men do this. Wear boxers. It let's your boys breathe, even if they are mentally fabricated boys.

pickled green beans!!!!!!!!!! YUMMMMMMMY!

Let's agree to disagree and move on. This will get too heated and names will be called, feelings will be hurt and someone may lose an eye.

Emily... forget luggage. Airlines don't like you apparently. Travel with one carry on and just buy new clothes when you get to your destination; when you have worn them once, just throw them away. The airlines will never lose your luggage again!

I wore two gold hoops in my left ear for about twenty years, then about three years ago I just took them out. I can still get get one in, but the other hole has just healed shut. I wear the one from time to time....

Bring marshmallows!!!!

I love Carley. I do. I really really do. I love Carley a lot. She is beautiful and sweet and kind and did I mention I love Carley a lot? I do. She always has the sweetest disposition and she is like the girl that always appears in my dreams. I should stop now. But I love her. Ohhhhh, and she writes well on CERB too!

Roxy Music - Avalon

They can clear that up with penicillin... but we do digress. I nominate ... THE MOD, international man of mystery, bon vivant, and the Emperor of the CERB star....

... and I would kill for two of these.... Oh and they can throw in the big tv too....

Ebn Ozn - AEIOU Sometimes Y

There was a beautiful young lady that used to dance during the afternoon at Pigales named Raven.... tiny brunette with a killer smile and a bum that would make you cry. Friendly as can be... I really need to see her again. At the Playmate? The lovely Annessa.... in a word, yummy!

soooo.... if you subscribed, would that make you a PETAphile?

Yes sir, it was an art form. Knowing the right songs, finding them in your record collection or the collections of others, setting the recording levels, knowing precisely when to hit record and play at the same time and then again when to pause.... only to do it 27 more times for a 90 minute tape. That WAS an act of undying devotion.

I love Sin Cindy... she is an absolute knockout and has made this board a better place to play!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phaedrus my friend, you do rock the stanzas.

Ohhhh I know the answer to this!!!! Always blame the cabbage. Cabbage can do some god awful nasty things. Gets ya bloated (missing buttons), gives ya gas (wind blown hair), missing a sock (paper shortage), huge stupid grin (relief!!)... I have your back, man.

Dear Phaedrus is a kindred bard, And CERB, his artist's palette, He seeks solutions, not so hard, To deal with next month's ballot. The ladies, all deserving praise, Should never have to run, Against a phantom in the haze, We know her now as Nun. So why not let the pollsters see, As KubrickFan doth note, The outcome of democracy, Without the waste of vote. Solutions? We have found just one, And all of us are grinning, Remove the option of the "none", Just let us see who's winning!!!!

I know it's not until tomorrow, but because of the time zones it will already be September in Ottawa by the time I can actually wish you a happy birthday on your actual birthday, and by that time it will still be July in Vancouver due to the time zones and my lack comprehension of the time space continuum. soooooo Happy birthday!!!!

Hellllzzzzzz yes.