Old Dog

I am with you on this... wait. Okay, I fully support your answer. Cuz if you winked at me and asked if I wanted to go, I would have to politely say no. Cuz you are a dude. It would have been different if Julia or Angel or both winked, cuz they are not dudes. Not that there is anything wrong with the whole dude-dude thing... it's just not for me. Unless there are like at least 2 women in there with us. That would mitigate the dude to dude contact. I will shut up now. Carry on.

This goes back a bit..... David Cassidy - Rock Me Baby

Harry Chapin - Cats in the Cradle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s5r2spPJ8g

Sarah Brightman - Harem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3hgw0Uyuvw

1. Do you bring your own latex? You could, but she may prefer an oil based paint or just a flat enamel. If this is the first visit to her, she probably won't let you paint her walls. Remember everyone has different tastes, so she might not even like the colour you have chosen. 2. Do SPs care about your age (lets say I am younger 18-23 bracket)? Does that make anything weird? It only gets weird if you come with a permission slip from your mom or dad. Also, don't ask her to write a note excusing you from school. Don't leave your bike on her lawn, and you must pay extra if you want help with your homework. 3. Does it get awkward after orgasm? How does MSOG go about? Wow. Awkward. Hmmm. Awkward as in "can you help me out of this rubber shark costume?" or awkward as in saying "thanks mommy?" If neither of the aforementioned apply, you should be okay. MSOG? If you call the Chinese food restaurant and ask while you order, they may be able to prepare your food without Monosodium Glutamate. Your provider will also avoid using monosodium glutamate if you ask her politely.

I like that despite the fact Mr C has a goatee and mustache he still looks great in black panties and heels.

Okay RG... yes I have and I would again. Ohhhh Angelic one.... nope, those days are long past me. Plus the spicy things I like to eat are.... well... you know the rest ;) Would you have public sex if it meant that you were going to have your best orgasm EVER?

Apparently someone does!!!

Siobhan Magnus - Paint it Black

NEVER again. They should have a warning on Tickle-me-elmo.... the jaws slam shut when he is done laughing. Would you wear a clown costume if your partner thought it would spice things up?

I'd have to write a new poem....

Never again!!! I ordered this one: but the warehouse sent this instead: Would you take this off my hands?:

No, I wouldn't. There are far more effective ways to get your point across, using media etc. In the House, you would only gain attention of the members (briefly) and security (not so briefly) Would you buy me a drink at the next social???

Wigs? No problems. It's like makeup. It's like a sexy outfit. It's like those perfect shoes. Whatever makes you FEEL sexy or attractive or mysterious, go for it. If you feel sexy then that will be picked up on by the client, and I am sure that he will appreciate the extra effort!

Hoodoo Gurus - Bittersweet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kk3_FsqH3w

You did a pre-emptive hangover grease strike.... GENIUS!

when you owned one of these: to play, one of these: when now, one of these: can hold the equivalent of 3000 of these:

You see, Samantha Evans, dear, The poll results we had last year, The winner was our MegforFun, But outpolled was she, by one named "none." I checked for writings spawned by "none," But I could find nary a one. I searched and searched, both high and low, I searched and searched both to and fro. The enigmatic one named "none", Dressed not in lace nor like a nun, She was completely absent here, She showed no boob, no face, no rear. I sat and wondered who she was, Or more precisely, who she does? To garner such support from those, Who prefer their women with no clothes. So as I will most often do, I ask for members to eschew, The woman that will post no blurb, On our beloved little CERB. So in ending I will merely ask, That you take heed, here is the task: When voting for the girls we love, Consider not "none of the above." The End.

Ohhhh no. I discovered a young lady once that was very appealing and discovered that she was the daughter of a woman I dated. Uncomfortable. Would you wear a Toronto Maple Leafs Jersey?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight

Oscar Peterson - C Jam Blues

Eddie Murphy - Party all the Time

Atomic Kitten- The Tide is High http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPFk0X1p2fs

Last year we had a candidate that garnered a number of votes but who made absolutely no contribution to the board. Is it possible this year to eliminate: NUN of the above?