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Old Dog

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  1. I would be more inclined to invest in charitable acts that donating to a specific charity. That way, I could ensure that the recipients would get all of the money I gave instead of just a small percentage. Darnit ... you beat me to the answer! I would stay in the same city and have places elsewhere too! Following that same vein, would you set aside a large amount of money just for the purposes of indulging more in this hobby?
  2. divine - native love 84 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmwKKKwLXhQ
  3. Ohhh a few more come to mind... some may be reiterations of previous Nominations. Carley Chase Angel Starr Mia Bella Megan's Touch Samantha Evans JuliasUndies Luxie AreJayEll LeeRichards Spud271 KubrickFan
  4. ... when you can go back to what you were paid for your first real job and realize that if your salary had stayed the same, working 40 hours a week, 52 weeks a year paying no taxes and saving absolutely every cent, it would take you 253 years to become a millionaire.
  5. ummm.... my seven chest hairs just don't measure up.
  6. It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
  7. Getting invited out to steak dinner with friends at the last minute - on them - knowing that you had a huge late lunch. Discovering that, after all these years, your parents were right. Cleaning your place, taking out that vacuum cleaner and discovering that it does in fact, not suck which in reality sucks. Surprise guests on the day that you have decided to remain somewhat grubby. The Toronto Maple Leafs. Moving to a new area in the organization and discovering that the old boss you were escaping is the new boss in your new area.
  8. ... when you can actually admit that one of these outfits was in your closet ... and not as a joke. ... when you can remember that you could wear underwear of any colour, as long as that colour was white. ... when your mom tells you that the house you grew up in cost significantly less than the car you are currently driving. ... when clipping your toenails can cause your hip to displace. ... when knowing the location of the bathroom in any building is the most important issue. ... when picking up the remote off the coffee table constitutes a cardio workout.
  9. Since all of my SO's are now ex's ... have at them my friend!!!!(Good luck with the recent ex wife - you might want to bring some salt, a Roman Catholic Priest, Holy Water and perhaps an RPG - I am convinced she is Satan) Would you take the risk of being caught by your SO if that one person on your bucket list offered themselves to you?
  10. I used to get looks of derision for this... but I love Philly Cream Cheese Onion dip on toast. Beer and Tomato Juice - A Calgary Red Eye... mmmmmmm Pickled Onions. Love em. Those grape leaf things - Dolmades - could eat a ton of em.
  11. How could we forget the Green Mile?? Great call Carley!!! "My name is John Coffey, like the drink only spelled different."
  12. Hey Mr Nice... I believe we will have about a week to get our votes counted. To echo your sentiments, there are so many worth candidates... here are just a few of my own! Angela of Ottawa Nicolette Vaughn Sara MQ CleoCatra Malika Berlin Alexandra Sky Sin Cindy Isabella Gia Kimberly Shea... All of the aforementioned providers have spent that past year enriching our board with thoughtful contributions, heartfelt opinions, lively debate and their own brand of humour. CERB would be a lesser place without out them and all of the others that contribute to our daily fix! The gents? Wow.. so many to choose from. SteveCurious RoamingGuy Scott the Canuck Daniel 17 FacetoFace Notch Johnson Wrinkled in Time Secret Admirer Phaedrus Castle Surf Nazis Must Die Mr Green The gents are the salt of the earth and the spine upon which the gentlemen's contributions are centered - all are deserving candidates - Kudos and the best of luck to all of you!
  13. Yikes. I saw they had a fudge stand.... and I am questioning the tzatziki.
  14. ... when Crocs become more attractive because (a) they don't require the wearing of socks and (b) they don't require bending over of any kind to put on. ... when the space between the top of your pants and your nipples significantly decreases. ... when the word "nap" appears in your daily list of activities consistently and often more than once in a day. ... when you realize practically every piece of music you own predates the Clinton presidency. ... when you can remember when nobody shaved down there. ... when you remember your dad complaining that he was considered rebellious because he didn't wear a hat. ... when going to church was something you dreaded rather than just ignored. ... when Baby Duck was the wine of choice in Canada. ... when getting a tan meant actually spending time outdoors. ... when you remember knowing someone who was born in the 19th century. ... when all of the athletes, musicians, athletes and artists you idolized as a kid are either senior citizens or dead of natural causes.
  15. OHHHH MY GOD!! I have forgotten some amazing movies! Grosse Pointe Blank - John Cusack as a professional assassin, Dan Akroyd as his nemesis, Minnie Driver as his love interest, Alan Arkin as his shrink, Joan Cusack as his assistant. That movie was brilliant! The Party - Peter Sellers as Hrundi Bakshi, the bumbling Bollywood actor in probably one of the most entertaining movies ever. Who can forget "birdy num nums"? O Brother Where art thou? - George Clooney's best role. A Coen brothers masterpiece. Loved that movie. Curse of the Golden Flower - An amazing movie from China, typically epic in the tradition of Hero and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - this movie captures all of that and then wraps it up in one of the most amazing visual treats the screen has ever seen. The colours are so vibrant, the sets are incredible... this is another one of those movies to take with you when you want to test a TV... it's an eyegasm.
  16. Jazzi.... he said he was a doctor. I realized there may be income potential... yunno, some comfort later on in life. It's been two days and he hasn't called. I am beginning to think he just used me. I need to get a kitten and more ice cream.
  17. Phaedrus is all right by me. He even stared at my bum for the good of the team!
  18. Hmmmm. Maybe we need more emotive fonts? We BOLD things for emphasis, we underline things for importance, we colour things to make them stand out. Do we need an ANGRY font? A sexy font? A silly font? Hmmmm... maybe we should just step back and consider that what might have been said could be interpreted a number of ways and give the benefit of a doubt?
  19. Hmmmm... what if someone had a tattoo of "Tattoo" - the little sidekick to Ricardo Montalban from Fantasy Island???
  20. In honour of your birthday, we chipped in and got you a present.... Ted Williams' head!!!
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