Old Dog

When you go to the doctor for a routine checkup and he violates you with his lubed finger.... at least I hope it was his finger... my back was turned.

elvis costello - she

icicle works - whisper to a scream http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIxgHu5U1v4

Are you sure you aren't a Scot?? Deep fried everything.... hoot and och!!!! Here's a deep fired Mars bar for dessert (with ketchup for dipping!!)

A blast from the 70's Angel - Over and Over

Scissor Sisters - i don't feel like dancing

Happy birthday from the Scots to a Scott!!!

We all make mistakes. Sometimes we loudly make mistakes. I don't think any one of us who participates on a regular basis has a perfectly clean record when it comes to controversy - whatever gets stated may be misinterpreted OR be in diametric opposition to our own belief structure, moral code or personal credo. That being said, it takes a big person to step up and realize that they have offended someone and back down. That is what being part of a community is all about, bending slightly for the greater good. Will these situations happen again? Hell yes. Can we still function after? Hell Yes. Thanks Amelia. Thanks Sophia. Good night John Boy. Good night Mary Ellen.

VJ - you are a goddess! If no one else saw what you tried to do, I did and really appreciated it. Sometimes a threadjack can be just what is needed to let cooler heads prevail. Bravo!!!!

Is that Curry in a Hurry? I hit the buffet at Moni Mahal every couple of weeks... good stuff!!! I think one of the best in Ottawa is Haveli in the market... higher prices but the food is amazing.

Then going full circle... I understand the trepidation. I withstood a well lubed index finger in a latex glove for a very short time. He didn't have huge hands, and there was only one thrust. It's not everyone's cup of tea.

Yazoo - Don't Go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaHuzkyurC0

Yup. That was pretty much it. Except I did have the dignity to pull up my pants... and my walk was a little... ummm... well let's just say that my gait was a degree or two wider.

I would wear shoes to a beach, I would wear shoes just to teach, I would wear shoes up a tree, I would wear shoes cuz that's just me. I will not eat green eggs and ham, I will not eat them Old Dog I am. Would you eat green eggs and ham?

Yup. I watched "Notting Hill", "Love Actually" and "About a Boy".... crying over my little tub of Hagen Dazs Cookies and Cream... and then I put on Norah Jones, Sade and Savage Garden. It was that awful.

Glad you said that... went to the doc for the annual checkup today. I discovered that anal is not for me either. Of course, he didn't leave me an envelope in clear view nor did he try to sweet talk me. I must say that I was rather unprepared for the intrusion. All I heard was " drop trow, I need to check for hernias and prostrate problems".... then AYE CARUMBA!!!!! I sobbed a little bit. Went home and read some Jane Austen and put on a Hugh Grant movie to console myself. I felt so... so... so... ummmm... violated. For Steve... I know!!!! Dinner would have been nice. Even a cuddle. He won't call again, I know it.

Eazy E - Boyz n tha Hood

Hmmmmm.... I would invite everyone. The horrible ones would find that they were either shunned, or would come around and actually try to be nice. You travel back in time. Mom Hitler is about to give birth to little Adolph. You have the power to travel forward to today at any time. Knowing what little Adolph did to the world, and NOT knowing what would have happened in an alternative world, would you kill mom and child and then time travel back?

Does anyone understand this picture???

This is one from 1960, a German model called the Kuba Komet...

mmmmmmm... make mine Indian....

No, I can't fly. I am a human... and if I could fly, I would be really too tired to do anything when I arrived. That's a lot of fake wing flapping. I would eat and nap when I got there. And then I would obsess about how hard it was flying with fake wings. I would get depressed, start drinking and cry a lot. Not really fit company to be around anyone. Then I would feel alone. I would embrace my isolation. I would then check the balance on my visa, buy a ticket on a plane to go home. And then I would realize... damn. He meant taking a plane. By then I had spent all my money on a one way ticket, booze and comfort food. So the answer would have to be no. Would you eat poutine with your fingers, if no fork, spork, chopsticks or other utensil like things were available?

Yup! Not all the details (the naughty part) but they know I have many friends in this community. (Bailey Dog's) Hell no (Mr Nice) people want to have fun, not be sick. Your situation. You are surrounded by gorgeous naked women at a gentleman's club. You have $300,000 in your pocket and an unlimited supply of Viagra, condoms and Scope. You must spend all your money in 7 days. Would you wear brown shoes or black shoes?

Echo & The Bunnymen - Lips Like Sugar