Old Dog

It depends. If she went to the same plastic surgeon as this guy, she would probably kill me. You are trapped on a desert island with Jabba the Hutt, Yoda and Chewbacca. To survive you must have sex with one of them. Suicide is not an option. Who would you do?

Heck no!!!! Of course I was looking at your avatar... ohhhh.... there's the pic too.... hmmmmmmmmm.... you pretty much have nailed Male ADHD.... and while were at it.... take a look... what did you see and what did you think you saw????

Well at first it was blushing.....

I tried to rep you tooo!!!! But you do have me blushing!!!

EHarmony - Cats heheheheheeh

I think they created the Bionic Woman so that the Six Million Dollar man would stop touching his own junk. Remember, he lost his right arm in the accident... and his bionic arm could crush bowling balls and pick up hippos from the bottom of rivers. He would have been a menace to himself. ... plus he was a better alternative to her former boyfriend, the Sasquatch.

Hmmmm... if I slept with my cousin I would either be a redneck or a member of the royal family. I would have to say no. Speaking of Royals... Fergie and Camilla wanna do a duo with you... yes???

I was thinking the same way....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6VftPFWtwE

EEEEk hell no. She is like a Praying Mantis. She eats the heads of her employees at work, I could not imagine what she would do on a date. Would you watch all the Twilight movies in sequence knowing that there was just a 50/50 chance of getting lucky after?

I do understand the frustration - sometimes pearls of wisdom flow freely from a particular individual and it almost hurts when the system blocks you from recognizing that post. Sure, you MAY go back after you spread the love, but it's that feeling of instant gratification "you have nailed that response, I am so inspired" or something of that nature that you want to reward instantly. Posting something in a quote afterwards is like kissing your sister. It's like getting a gold star on a test... you knew that you aced the thing, but when the teacher gave you a gold star or a smiley face stamp, you just felt so much better. When a person recognizes your post, it just strengthens your sense of belonging in the community, gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling and generally makes you smile... and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that!

Last night I had dinner with a couple of wonderful ladies, both of whom are CERB providers and each of whom I absolutely adore. Conversation varied, but one thing came up that was rather intriguing. All of us began to wonder about the value of the threads we have here and more specifically, how much weight do the carry in influencing your decision to book with a particular provider? In my own case, I would say that I rarely look at the ads created by "lurking" providers; I truly believe that this forum gives providers an opportunity to enhance visibility and put more than a face to a name - it establishes a personality. So... here are the questions: Clients: Do the threads influence your decision to book with a particular provider or do you just skip to the recos and ads? Does "visibility" in the threads help you in any way? Providers: Do the threads help you in establishing a clientele or assist in any other way, positively or negatively? This is not scientific, nor has a poll been created - it's just a general interest thing.

I knew you would understand!!! heheheheheeheh

Not since the restraining order. If you were home alone and dropped some of the food off of your plate, would you ignore the 5 second rule and chow down?

500 posts!!!! That's nearly a million!!!! Gratz!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, and I would advise her that the purpose of makeup is to enhance beauty rather than to get ugly. (ohhhhh you mean the argument was getting ugly, not the woman.) Then still yes. If I had a booboo, would you kiss it better?

I love Meg!!!!!!!!!!!! She was the first person that actually spoke to me on CERB!!! Thanks hun!!! xoxoxo

I like Arejayell. He vacations in all the right spots, contributes to the board in a positive manner and heck, who doesn't like a guy with a dog for his avatar?

My favourite part of Captain Kangaroo??? Tom Terrific!!!

... this is the one time when it's fantastic to say, "being divorced has its merits." Cheating is no longer an issue.

I have my list narrowed down to 78 women. I am going to need a bigger bed and all the right numbers on Lotto Max this Friday.

... an all-in-one zombie defense swanky haute couture coffee table

Alright how about - ahem - (bitch allegedly purported to be an actress whose name rhymes with Carol Sheep stole it from me.)?

ahem. Whatever. No Probs. It's all good. Okay. I'm in. A dingo ate my baby. (bitch Meryl Streep stole that line from me.) Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me. (and not in a good way.) On it like a fat kid on a smartie.