Old Dog

Hmmmm.... Doubly blessed. MAMnificent. Geez. Breasts so large that NASA was astounded they didn't have their own moons. "These? Well, these are the twins. Everest and Kilimanjaro." ... I am working on more ....

No mocking the walrus... I have a new found respect and admiration for this multitusked implement of stealthy vengeance.

Ninja Walruses (Walri?) rock. You think they are slow and lethargic... and that's your first.... and last mistake.

I love JuliasUndies!!! (I am wearing them now. Seriously. They are small on me but they make me feel pretty. Deal with it.) Bwahahahahaha.... Julia has been a great contributor since the get go, and I like the fact that in her avatar, JuliasUndies appear to be missing!!!!

1. Steve is an east coast kinda guy. He is no longer curious, he is addicted. So how about "AquaSteve" ... working the whole aquatic maritime theme??? New Avatar: 2. Steve is a big Sox fan... we could play up all the baseball analogies. "Steve is going deep!!!" "That's a powerful stroke from Steve." "Steve isn't stopping at second base, he wants to take this all the way!!!" "That's two balls on Steve." New name? "SteveFenway" New Avatar: 3. Steve may want to show a deeper darker side of his personality. He knows that mystery and a bit of danger make him dead sexy. New Name: "Stevil" New Avatar:

heheheheheeh I get two!!!!!!!!!!! I like Sensual Erin because she is articulate, sensible and a great contributor to the board. She gives two marshmallows to strangers if they will read everything she writes, and one marshmallow if they skip to the end of her article. She smells nice. She is gorgeous. She promised me a puppy if I would stop writing about her now.... as for CheektoCheek, what can I say??? Five years on the board and still going strong... that's commitment!!!

You wanna know old??? This 26 year old: is Ringo Starr's GRANDDAUGHTER..... that's right. Ringo is 71. His son Zak is now 46. His granddaughter, Tatia Jayne Starkey has her own band "Belakis"... unlike dad Zak, and Grandpa Ringo, she plays the bass, not the drums.

I think I have found the one drink that is based on the flavour of children`s cough syrup....

... shares his perspective. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a5UuyHVYxA&feature=related and then this... ... hooligans picking up a person that was attacked by a mob... only so that they could get better access to the stuff in his pockets and knapsack. This... is the justification for some.... `getting our taxes back`by stealing from retailers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=37ThsaWaFx4

Oh you need a sign for that!!!

I was going to say the same thing....

I like Castle because he and I were lumped together by Lee Richards in his rejection of us. Kind of a kindred spirit. Plus I want a castle of my own. With moats. And drawbridges. And turrets. And wenches. Ummm. And a trained ninja walrus. That`s pretty much it.

Damn. I don`t know why, but I feel kinda, ummm... hurt, rejected. He said he respected me, but now I am beginning to question everything about our relationship. Geez.

So. You are at a concert and have a drink in one hand, and you have your cell phone in the other. The band plays your favourite song so well that you feel the need to yell your approval and clap simultaneously... but wait.... your hands are full.... what to do.... Ahhhhhhh ... A solution!!!

For those who were challenged by the acronym, please use the following as a reference:

... when you get a CERB related idea at work, email it to your home address so you can post it immediately when you get home. ... when you feel you have to apologize for going on vacation and being offline. ... when you speak to your CERB friends more often than your family

Love and compassion come in strange packages - you have just proven that point. While trying to figure out a way to cope with betrayal you have discovered not only kindred spirits but persons that genuinely care for you and your physical and mental well being. It`s ironic - but I have found that some of the best friendships I have ever developed have sprung from the lowest times in my life - it seems that situations like this create a vortex that draw people from all quarters to your side. So... best advice? Take a look at all the people that have responded to your thread, you have found a whole bunch of people that love and care enough about you to help you get through this!!!

There are lost of ways of looking at this... here are just a few: 1. She may have had an offer that exceeds what you could provide - perhaps a client has offered a getaway for consideration that could not be rejected. It happens in this business. 2. It may just be a slow time in business combined with fantastic summer weather. If you realize that you could take off for a few days to pamper yourself in lieu of seeing a client or two over a stretch of time, leisure generally wins that argument. 3. I do know some of the MPs work from home or alternate incall locations. There may be issues regarding scheduling or a potential conflict which makes the conduct of business during a certain period either difficult or impossible. It may be completely beyond her control; her incall location may just be unavailable. 4. There is the potential that she may just be (for lack of a better term) spooked by you. You may be the nicest safest client on the face of the planet, but a bad vibe in communications translates to cancellations or a halt to further correspondence. We have to respect that MPs and SPs have to rely on screening, shared experiences and other methods to preserve their own safety - when that fails, many trust the gut reaction. If that is the case, you may be best to try someone else who is willing to accept you as a client. There are lots of reasons ... don't necessarily take it personally. Read the recommendations, find alternatives and move on. You can be assured that this city has a wealth of wonderful providers to ensure your needs are met.

Hair play. I could play with hair for HOURS.

I like that Face2Face guy.... always has something great to say and stealthily is closing in on 2000 posts.... a preemptive congrats my friend.

I hear ya... I saw Red Rider (Tom Cochrane's old band) performing "White Hot" as the opening act for April Wine a number of decades ago....

When you know someone's real name but you have a hell of a time not calling them by their CERB handle. Your circle of friends in the real world mirrors your circle of friends on CERB. When on some nights, your living room has more CERBites than the chat room here. When it's easier to place someone by their boobs or bums than their faces.

You know you are old when the woman you dated a few years back (you know the one that was like 20 years younger than you) is now older than most of the women you work with.