Old Dog

I love ALT girls!!! Here's Carol Alt. I love her. She has her ears pierced. I also like CTRL girls and DEL girls as well. (don't worry when you look down at your keyboard, you will get it.)

tongue firmly in cheek... why the over 35 crowd gets the girl.... 1. Multiple shots on goal means a three day booking 2. We are extraordinarily grateful that someone will even stay in the same room as us when we are naked. 3. Nap time is on the clock. 4. Cuddle time may just be the best we can do. 5. Less likely to stalk, we barely even remember where we live. 6. While we remember to bring the envelope, we might not remember why we came. 7. We can help with history assignments in post secondary courses. We were there when it all happened. 8. Arthritis prevents us from being too grabby.

I remember that... and I can still remember when they had the draw on the air. It was a gigantic extravaganza. The headline entertainment????

Got a guy like this from the pound when he was just a pup. Fantastic dog. If I ever got another dog, there would be NO doubt... it would be another German Shepherd. Great disposition, smart, obedient and he was the best friend a kid could ever have.

I begged my parents to take us there when I was a kid. Then they opened BoobieWorld in the 70's in Florida. I begged them to take us there. Ohh the attractions... Magic Mountains Naughty Pirates of the Caribbean ... and the lovely characters wandering around the park...

... when you remember that "(Push push) in the Bush" had two meanings.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQvM0p6volw

Erin is giving away marshmallows. But she makes you read something before you get two... or you can have one if you just "say" you read it. There's a multiple choice test at the end, I chose "c" on everything and ended up with 53%. Erin has nice marshmallows. She smells good too.

and if we don't do something now, these angry fuckers will be in charge.... mind you he does have a tender look in his eyes for that girl. Maybe it's just us guys that will be doomed. Wait a minute... Hugh Beaumont and Alan Napier??? That's Ward Cleaver and Alfred the butler on the original TV batman!

1. Hmmmm, smells okay.... 2. Don't plug it in yet.... NOOOO!!! I said DON'T PLU 3. I think you are overreacting. 4. You don't have the guts to pull that trigger. 5. No honey, the zoo animals are trained to be docile and not to attack... see???

As the ohhhhh so lovely Kimberly and Meg have stated, we have rules and one of those rules is that we don't discuss things that are illegal. CERB provides a great opportunity to express views, share stories and generally have fantastic discourse between business person and client. I really believe that this industry is a pioneer in open and frank dialogue - and this outlet, our beloved CERB, is one of the safe havens where you can develop and foster a real understanding of the concerns that are out there. Sometimes we all make errors in judgment. We assume that people will be on board with our personal sense of humour, our moral code, and our sense of joy or outrage at world events. We push the boundaries of good taste, we make light of other's misery, we dismiss other's beliefs because they do not align with our own. That's life. That's reality. That's also the rationale for having rules. The rules, let's face it... the rules are pretty damn liberal. We talk about stuff here that would make our moms blush. It's lively, it's serious, it's lighthearted, it's sexy... and it's all ours. The few rules that we have are there to protect our collective derrieres. We may not always agree. We may regret what we have written. We may have to sit in a corner for a week or two (mea culpa, mea culpa, mea culpa...) for being too lively in our discourse or intercourse (hehehehe I said intercourse!!!) - but warts and all, you will NEVER find a better group of people with a sense of commonality and community than we have at CERB. That's just one cents worth... I am saving my other penny for the champagne room ;)

like this?

You can remember downtown Ottawa like this.... Notice the distinct lack of office buildings and the wealth of homes in the core?

She was a brave, brave woman. I mean who would have put their own life at risk to give a blood thirsty sea creature a happy ending? I mean, heck, she could have been killed! Ooooooooh. She was not giving the shark a happy ending, she was attempting to escape and had to hit the shark. That changes things. She maybe should have tried to give him a hand job. Sharks like that.

Ohhh there is a list. 1. Napping. 2. Reading until you are sleepy, then napping. 3. Playing PS 3 until you are sleepy, then napping. 4. Surfing the net for silly pics, posting them on CERB, then ironically, napping. 5. Thinking really weird things, finding an appropriate thread on CERB and then posting them. Whew. That was exhausting. I need a nap.

It's in a TON of movies: 'Excalibur', 1981. 'Glory' 1989. 'Hunt for Red October', 1990. 'The Doors', 1991. 'Natural Born killers', 1994. 'The Bachelor', 1999. 'Jackass: the Movie', 2002. 'Cheaper By the Dozen', 2003. 'Epic Movie', 2007. 'G-Force', 2009 'General's Daughter,1999. Detroit Rock City, 1999. and at least that many more!

Just found this one... equally as brilliant....

Was there ever any doubt?

I read the whole thing after as well. That really means I should get three.

anybody remember these two???

damn. I was just getting ready with suggestions Like Pedro Pescador or Platypus Pete or Pumpkin Pete or Pedro Pony ummmmm.... Peter Parsnip?

Was it wrong that I scrolled to the bottom of the page to see the final sentence?

Hmmmm... maybe like "le weekend" you could just make it "je te love."

(yeah I didn't think they would have one like this either!) xoxo