Old Dog

I have gone under par on a full 18... but I swear to god that hole with the windmill nearly gets me nearly every time!!! I have never gone curling.

Black Eyed Peas, I gotta feeling. Hmmm... what is the song that sexy Meg is listening to at this EXACT moment. Sharks, with lasers.

I have had sex in a snow bank (and felt I have been screwed in a real bank too!!!) Never have I ever worn women's clothing.

the second part is suppose to be an answer, not a question Question? What are the rules of this thread (good save huh?) Answer: Liquid hot magma.

I proudly bear the name of my grandmother's clan in my tattoo... but it is not the surname that we use. I have never said "I love you" without meaning it.

What can I possibly say about Angela... she is a great friend and a wonderful person.... love ya!

Which now leaves me two.... Isabella and Wellie... I like you because you both provide a positive feel to the board... your contributions make me smile! Oh and now I have to include Daniel who is providing a fresh new and appreciated voice to this forum!

...and some things are just right....

C is for Craving....

Well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's a special parting gift!!!

W is for WOW. Wonderful. ummmmm.... WOW.

OOOOOhhhh.... here's a challenge..... Name the actor and his current role.....

Ohhhh... it was traumatizing... but as a kid I did walk in on mom, naked. I have never seen "E.T."

My ex never wanted to mow the lawn, change the oil in my car, shovel the snow or eat haggis. I am unsure... but I think the ad was going in a different direction....

bwahahahahah... this is a big turn on.... conversely it is also a huge turn off.... hmmmmmm

Gratz!!

1. Things were a lot tougher when I was a kid. 2. Everybody loves Lima beans! 3. I was abducted by aliens and they had sexual relationships with me. 4. I was not staring at her chest. 5. I was not staring at her bum. 6. No, I did not try to sneak a peak down your top. 7. Every time you leave food on your plate, a kid in Africa dies. 8. It's supposed to look like that. 9. I love my job. 10. I had to work late....

I have made love in a pool... surprisingly uncomfortable. It was just the wrong kind of "wet." ohhhh and here is an easy one.... I have never had sex with a guy.

sooooooo.... it won't be me and 59 ladies?

MOREGASM!

... and now for something completely different...