Old Dog

I saw that and I immediately thought of you Cleo!!!!!!!!!! bwahahahahahahahah

...and while I am fully navigating down the road to personal damnation....

I thought it was closer to....

Gratz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe Cocker's "You Can Leave Your Hat On" the video is one from a pole dance instructor... the routine is all laid out for you!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1In0zCP3jBA&feature=related

I eat peanut butter like a chimney!! (okay it worked for cigarettes) I have never been to South America.

Furniture porn. and there is a site...http://www.furnitureporn.com I just don't get it....

I smoke like a chimney!!! I have never ridden a horse.

Hmmmmm.... 1 "Oh that. I was just swimming in really cold water." 2. "Of course I love your family." 3. "It was delicious but I couldn't eat another bite." 4. "Of course I don't mind that your mom is coming to live with us." 5. "We value your call, please stay on the line..." 6. "Masturbate?? Are you kidding? Never." 7. "I'll be ready in 5 minutes." 8. "It's not you, it's me." 9. "We will be there to install the cable between noon and 3." 10. "I have never even looked at another woman."

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Oh my friend, make it happen. If we had more field trips like this when I was in school, I would never have skipped so much. Echoing what my friend EMB has said, it was a perfect way to end my work day. It would have been a good day just hanging out with some friends, having a beer or two and going to the Playmate. Add the fact that we got to see the stunning Annessa dance - well that took the cake. There aren't enough superlatives for Annessa - she is beautiful, sensual, and frankly one the sweetest people I have ever met. Don't let the opportunity to see her slip away!!!!

but what if war was like this????

It got Hannibal of Carthage in 18 guesses.

Yikes. I have shoes older than most of you.

Oh I was doing 160-180... it just felt like I was doing 100....

Jamico... no need for privacy or pms. The events are an opportunity to mix and mingle with other CERB members in a relaxed social setting. No business is conducted or tolerated. Buy a lady (or a very friendly male member posting this specific message) a drink. (Hell you can buy me several drinks, I won't mind. I have already booked the next day off as a designated still-tipsy/have-a-hangover day) The events just keep getting better - it's amazing to see the metamorphosis these parties have undergone since the first one. Friendly people sharing laughs and conversation in a community spirit.

... that precise moment when a kiss opens and the tips of tongues meet playfully.... ... when you find that hidden spot on her body that makes her shudder and sigh.... ... soft playful whispers in the ear... ... hair play (I love the feel of a woman's hair) ... ... oooohhh.... and this....

Ohhhh... my fave? My 2002 Mercedes E320. Loved that car. Fully loaded. Butter soft leather seats. Zero to a bajillion in about 2 seconds. Problem? The ride was so smooth that the speedometer constantly read in the 160-180 kmph range when it should have been at 100. Worst Car?? The 1998 Mercury Mistake. Turned a corner. Car would not sputter and die... it would silently die. Oh how I despised that car. Oh and BTW... at $995 you would still feel like you overpaid. First Car? Dad's 1978 Pontiac Phoenix. It's was a cross between the Starsky and Hutch mobile and Huggy Bear's pimpmobile. It drove like shit, but at 17, I was happy.