Old Dog

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.... (insert mid 70's shark movie theme music here...) SMQ RETURNS!!!!!!!! Missed ya hun!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxox

Hey General... it was all those experimental hallucinogenics that we were subject to in the 70's and early 80's...

If you like that, Issey Miyake's Summer scent is absolutely amazing...

Hmmmmm. Bad news. Family is in town, visiting for spring break. Alas no steak and a BJ for me today... I may just have to sneak off for a bit of pulled pork ;)

Happppppppppppppppppppppy Burfday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happppppy happy merry merry... have a great day!

I used to watch the clock, but it only got one channel. Now I have TV. Life is much better.

There's truth to your statement Rick... and the situations become infinitely more comparable when the wild-eyed kid is a brain washed man or woman fire bombing an abortion clinic during business hours. We have seen what happens when religious fanatics like the Reverend Ken Phelps arrive at funerals spitting vitriolic slogans like "God hates Fags" and "God hates Jews." These are the ground swell movements that scare me as much as the Palestinian kid - different only by a degree.

http://www.amplifyyourvoice.org/u/AFY_Will/2010/2/24/In-Utah-Miscarriage--Criminal-Homicide This is the scary side of Tea Party politics... "Christian" sharia laws that punish the woman for unplanned or unwanted pregnancies. We often spout off endlessly about Islamic fundamentalism, but we have a North American version in the Bible belt. This IS the new conservatism...

Looking forward to having you back ;)

Is that dessert a free Tim Hortons donut?

I thought so too. It's hard to pass up on the sweet buttery elixir which is my daily passion, that being the extra large double double, but you have wooed me with your baked delights. I will take one for the team and let you have me for a double chocolate donut. I trust that this arrangement will remain private; once this door is opened I will be getting calls offering timbits, croissants or *gasp* tea biscuits for my manflesh. Ohhhh. One more thing. You will have to supply protection, I have run out of serviettes.

Bwahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

You can't do that to me!!!!!!!!!! (but on the weekends that I make a big batch of chili or cabbage rolls, I can do a really mean imitation of a Harley...)

Hmmmm. I usually don't do barters Meg, but I would be willing to sleep with you for the free donut thing. I usually hold out for a donut and a coffee.

.... wait... what???... there were guys in the James Bond movies? It wasn't just girls named Pussy Galore, Chew Me and others?

Thanks for keeping us so entertained!

Cup 1, win. Cup two (my free cup) - win Cup three (my free cup from the free cup) - win Cup four - (my free cup from the free cup from the free cup) win Cup five - (my free cup from the free cup from the free cup from the free cup) lose. I think I have done maybe 20ish so far... 4 free cups and two free doughnuts. Oh... and I haven't slept in two weeks.

Do you think that the rabid wolverine likes it in your head???

What do you need with rules when there is a live rabid wolverine roaming the streets???

Congrats hun!!!!!!!!

.... I can do MOST of that stuff.... heheheh

would you visit me at the home I just bought with my million dollars?

I can attest to that... I was married to grumpy and cold!!!