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Oh yeah... and it`s so much easier than trying to find hardcore gay hamster porn on bluray.

I bet it would... just avoid moguls and sudden drops. Yikes.

I had to giggle.... my eldest daughter and I were walking through Chapters just after Christmas and she poked me in the ribs and said, "DAD... should they be openly displaying sex toys in the store at this time of year?" I looked over and sure enough we saw this... The "handle" is not as intimidating as it appears... and it is actually the guidance mechanism for this sporty sled... but at first glance....

... plus 15 years later you don't have to give her the house as a lovely parting gift.... (did I say that out loud?)

Ann Landers in favor of legalizing Prostitution STAND ON PROSTITUTION HAS ITS PROS AND CONS Dear Ann Landers: It was courageous of you to run that letter from the Nevada prostitute. I wonder if your client newspapers caught flak for printing it. I, too, am a "Nevada Sex Worker." I enjoy my job and am grateful that the state of Nevada, in its infinite wisdom, accepts the fact that there is a legitimate market for my skills. I work in a licensed brothel and entertain as many as 150 men in every three-week working period. (I then get one week off.) It is an enormous help to have someone such as you acknowledge the need for legalization of the work we do. You really are a tremendous force for good in this world, Ann. Marjorie in the West Dear Marjorie: I appreciate your support and am pleased to tell you that many readers wrote to applaud my courage. The verdict was not unanimous, however. Keep reading for another point of view: Ann Landers (you are not "dear" to me): That letter you printed from the Nevada prostitute was disgusting. I tore the whole page out of the newspaper so my children would not see it. I wonder how many papers canceled your contract because of it. I hope you will respond in print since others who think like I do would be pleased to see it. A Mother of Four Teens in Weatherford, Okla. Dear Mother of Four Teens: Sorry to disappoint you, but I did not receive any cancellations. What appears under my byline reflects life in the real world, and I plan to keep it that way. Keep reading for more: From Fred in Los Angeles: I very much appreciated your column on prostitution. I am a disabled man who visits prostitutes regularly. We are known as "johns." In my youth, I attempted to establish relationships with women I met at work but had no success. From the age of 30 to the present (I am now in my 70s), I have enjoyed the company of many prostitutes who were extremely kind and generous. Not one ever mentioned my physical disability. I believe it is an outrage that a woman whose only crime is making men happy for a fee should go to jail. Something is wrong with a society that thinks that way. Dear Fred: Your letter makes a lot of sense. Thanks for the support. Here's the final word: Tortola in the British Virgin Islands: The Dutch have always been way ahead of the rest of the world in maturity, good common sense and courage. Prostitution is legal in the Netherlands. The women are government inspected for "health problems" every month. The Netherlands has fewer cases of venereal disease than almost any country in the world. A Global Traveler and Professor of Philosophy Dear Global Traveler: You've given me the perfect example with which to close the subject. Thank you on behalf of all the people you helped me educate today. Letter from Magdealene a very sharp provider I've met on an E-mail list who is also very supportive of sexwork.com. She has an interesting website at http://www.realm-of-shade.com/meretrix/ Dear Ann Landers: A while back, you printed a letter about the dangers of prostitution. I would appreciate the opportunity to tell my side of the story. I hope you will print my letter because your assessment was not accurate. I am a 31-year-old woman with a bachelor's degree from a well-known university. I have been a sex worker for the last 14 years and am happy with my career. It burns me up when I read studies that say we are messed-up drug addicts who were abused as children or that we are at risk of getting beaten up or raped by our customers. I do not deny that streetwalking is a difficult and stressful way to make a living, but not all prostitutes are streetwalkers. I work in a brothel in Nevada and would not trade my job for any other that I know of. I perform a valuable service that is legal in most counties in this state. Every woman who works out of our house gets checked by a doctor every week. I have met some fascinating, successful, well-educated men through my profession. Many have been clients of mine for several years. I count among them doctors, lawyers, judges, college professors, politicians and business executives. I make enough money working only two weeks each month and can use the other two weeks to pursue my writing career and work toward a Ph.D. Ann, there's a reason prostitution is called "the world's oldest profession," and it isn't going away. Instead of fighting it, we should decriminalize it everywhere. For a woman who needs to feed her children, the threat of abuse is insignificant compared with watching her babies starve before her eyes. Legal sex work makes it possible for all women to have safer, stress-free working conditions. You should endorse it. Magdalene at Madam Kitty's Ann Landers replies: Dear Magdalene: I caught the significance of your name choice -- from the Bible yet. It is obvious that you enjoy your work, and as I have said before, there always will be a market for what you are selling. For many years, I have been in favor of legalizing your profession and have said so. But please do not try to persuade anyone that babies would starve if their mothers did not go into prostitution. There are many other options -- government assistance is the best known. I won't go down the list of others, but no woman in America needs to sell her body to make a living -- unless, of course, she wants to.

I was a wee lad and my dad had just taken us to a new barbershop in town. Tony the barber invited my dad to take a seat and have his hair cut, the other barber George invited my brother to get his done. I was assured that it wouldn't take long, and in the meantime I could sit and read a magazine or two. I sat. I fidgeted. Then I saw it. Wow. It was November and on the cover was a girl dressed in Christmas lights... and I thought, wow ANOTHER cool catalogue - I wonder if there were toys inside... BUT THEY WERE NAKED!!!!! I was actually a little frightened. I was one of four brothers... no sisters. None of us had THOSE parts... especially like that.... .... ummmm... i was hooked!!

Hmmmmm... I have Canadian tire money.... and a handful of A&W two for one teenburger coupons. Who can honestly say that they could turn down a two for one teenburger deal???

The secret is out. That area requires you to drive near Chinatown, and everyone knows that SPs regain their super powers by consuming food with bean sprouts. Most SPs don't actually work there, they just figure that if you are already in the area, you will pick up Chinese takeout and bring it with you to your appointment. Egg Rolls are an aphrodisiac. Singapore Fried Noodles make you strong like bull.

I found it!

... the worst part? The hangover didn't start til later, I was still drunk when I woke up! Ohhhh... one more thing.... there are two of these threads but I will be darned if I can find the other!

No need to remember, I posted that on the CERB events calendar last April!!! Fantastic marketing idea.... pre-book a week before the 14th and get a free steak with every appointment on International Steak and a BJ day!

Yeeeeehaw!!!! This means I can pre-book a hangover day for May 6th!

Happy birthday my friend!!!! I found this old pic from when you were younger, hanging out with your boss....

Tunisia started it all.... Next came Egypt.... There are perhaps 6 or 7 more, with notables like Yemen, Jordan, Lebanon, Morocco, Syria and Algeria on the horizon.... CBC reported about Algeria today. It looks like there is a new social consciousness on the rise in the Middle East and in North Africa..... http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2011/02/12/algeria.html

If Bethany is coming to the next one just wearing bells, I am pre-ordering my ticket NOW!

I think nearly 100% of men with a hairy penis prefer women with a hairy vagina.;)

I am going to echo what has been said before... I would think many of us would without thought; I know without hesitation that I would take a bullet for my kids. If put more subtly, would you take great personal risk for a friend? The answer would be an absolute yes. Stepping between a friend and impending doom comes in all variations, from pushing them out of the way of a speeding car, rescuing them from a burning building or perhaps more appropriate standing between a drunken friend and an irate bouncer in an effort to avoid him being crushed by 97 inch biceps. Been there... done that.

Sexy songs? Every sexy song list must have at least one... and probably many more Roxy Music/Bryan Ferry songs... Bryan Ferry - Don't Stop the Dance

Congrats RG!!!! Here's to the next 1000! You have no idea how difficult it is to look at or think about alcohol today....

I think Suleiman was designated to take on some of the presidential functions by Mubarak yesterday; I do believe that there were a great number of phone calls from overseas last evening, ostensibly saying, "WTF?" This situation "appears" to be the only solution that will appease the majority.

Go to CBC either online or on TV. Mubarak and his cabinet have handed power over to the military until such time as a "democratic process" can be initiated. This isn't all that dire; the military receives much of its funding from western aid. I wouldn't expect that leadership to cut their own nose off to spite their face.

.... now comes the scary part. Mubarak is only the face of a regime that has ruled Egypt since the early 1950's. Change needs to be made deliberately and thoughtfully - two concepts incongruous with the word "swiftly." One can only hope that the Egyptian people will be able to bring the best people to the forefront, not just the richest, most vocal or most fervent.

It was a glorious evening of revelry and fun for all!!!! It was fun finally putting faces to names, to see albums come to life, to mix and mingle with the most beautiful women you can gather in one room. Kudos to Angela, Carrie, Charlotte and Ottanon for all of their work in bringing this all together... I am more than willing to lend a helping hand for the next one. Ohhhhh yeah... to all the people I didn't get a chance to speak to last evening, I do apologize. I am a bit shy... I will try not to be so much of a wallflower next time!!!:wink: