Old Dog

Nat King Cole - Those Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLmsiVvVazw I have no idea what happened with the last time I posted... I responded to the thread and it kept on adding to my last post. I was frightened and may have peed myself a little.

Irrational fear??? Llamas. I was 5. I had fed the cute little lambs, goats and other tiny gentle creatures at the petting section of the Buffalo Zoo. I walked over to the Llama pen. A particularly fierce llama named Orson (okay his name may not have been Orson but I had to personify him with an evil sounding name) walked over, bent down, sniffed my kibble cover hands and proceeded to bite me. Orson drew blood. Orson was an evil mofo hand biting smelly bastard llama. Llamas can't be trusted. Ever seen one in church? Told ya. They are godless infidels. Evidence???

Javier Pascual Bureaucracy is the art of making the possible impossible.

Sweet - Ballroom Blitz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrCARFX8rjU&feature=fvst Additional Comments: ooooops... Mea Culpa... E Eiffel 65 - Blue Additional Comments: Eddy Grant - Electric Avenue

I kinda feel like Woody Allen here... I want to adopt Belle but ....ummm...

Yes - Starship Trooper

Thomas Jefferson Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.

I made it for three.... well barely. I was born during JFK's inaugural address. I believe that my mom have even challenged JFK in terms of verbal expressiveness during my delivery. Much like the millions of Canadians watching the Paul Henderson goal, my family like most families in Canada were glued to the TV 24/7 during Apollo 11 and watched the first steps live on TV in vivid black and white. The Berlin Wall? Watched it... and my buddy was working in Berlin during the time... he brought home a chunk as a souvenir!

I think this thread has been mis-titled... I do believe that the thread would have been better read as abuse rather than violence. Physical violence is not necessarily the exclusive right of men, but they certainly do their best to maintain a very healthy lead in the statistics. I would suggest however that the statistics are extremely misleading, akin to the deadbeat dad stats. It is a very small percentage that sully the reputation of all men. As for the abuse of men? It happens and it is a socially accepted thing. Verbal and psychological abuse are the weapons of choice. There are no open wounds, no bruises, no broken bones... there is no physical manifestation. If a man suffers it publicly, he is declared "pussy whipped." There is only one real outreach for men in this matter and we, my friends, are staring at it. Psychological abuse in these cases cannot be mended by therapy, police intervention or any other "accepted" profession. Men turn to courtesans, escorts, SPs etc for that sense of retaining their masculinity. They come for that intimacy that is denied, that non-judgmental lovemaking, that sense of open communication with a member of the opposite sex. You, my dear friends, help to heal.

A recent police study found that you?re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

Zappacosta - We Should be Lovers

... you could come to my house and I could show you Swedish porn on beta.... heheheheheh

Trans X - Living on Video

Watching Gutenberg print that first piece of paper.... Being in the stands when Babe Ruth called the home run in the World series against the Cubs... Being in the stands when Henderson scored the winning goal.... Being in the room when Alexander Graham Bell placed that first call...

Harry Connick Jr - The Way You Look Tonight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5zNLk-CwLw

Flock of Seagulls - I ran

Norah Jones - Don't Know Y (with Elmo)

...'nuff said

Customer: A coffee without cream, please. Waiter: I'm sorry, we're out of cream, would you like it without milk instead? -- unknown

I must admit, I have a passion for history. Wherever I have been and wherever I am now, I have a propensity for imagining who has stepped these steps, stood on the ground I walk, and the words spoken. Fortunate enough to now live in Ottawa, I can imagine the area in which I work being occupied by the likes of MacDonald, Laurier, King and Borden. This city has played host to heads of state, many of whom have led exemplary lives. When I travel, I love to imagine who has been "here" before. In the UK, I stood where the industrial revolution was born, where kings had led troops to battle and where one had fallen leading to the dawn of a modern England. I would have loved to have witnessed the Battle of Hastings, the coronation of the first king of Scotland, the painting of the Sistine Chapel.... So the question is... if you could go back in time and witness something, what would it be?

Nine Inch Nails - Hurt

A satisfied customer - we should have him stuffed! Basil Fawlty

Earons - Land of Hunger

Sammy Hagar - Heavy Metal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2_gOpU0eWU

Robert Palmer - Bad Case of Loving You http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekoH1Et2Vls