Old Dog

Sonny & Cher - I got you babe...

Raveonettes - Last Dance

Smokey Robinson - Cruisin'

Doris Day - Que Sera, Sera

The chances of this happening 3 times in the past 6 weeks? Well before your story I would have said pretty damn remote but since you told us, I would now suggest that the chances of this occurring are 100%. Sorry to make light Emily... it's happened a few times to me, luckily with not so dire consequences. I always got my stuff back. But.... if you ever get a chance to see the inner workings of an airport, it is not so surprising. The volumes that they deal with in terms of luggage and cargo is mind boggling.

5 More myths 1. Sex workers have super powers and can spin magical orgasmic webs with their genitalia, kinda like Spiderman only different. 2. If you take a sex worker with you to buy a car, they will use their hypnotic powers to seduce the salesperson into a better price. 3. Sex workers only eat strawberry Twizzlers, popcorn and Mentos. They only drink water and white wine. 4. Sex workers never have to go to the bathroom, ever. 5. A sex worker rescued a trapped child from 30 feet down in an abandoned well using only her vajayjay and kegel exercises.

Sarah Brightman - Scarborough Fair http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuwZsbNQaOg

I think there was a Parents Union back then and they got that line from the handbook....

Nancy Sinatra - Sugar Town

*GASP* Cherry said the "H" word!!!!

I am glad that your nipples weren't deleted, that would have been bad!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting Jeebus... scooped again... now do I do R for ummm R, or L for Revival? Lisa Stansfield - Been around the World

Ohhhh... I was with ya there back in the day when Tuna was the other other other white meat. Remember Hamburger Helper's ghetto cousin Tuna Helper???? Yikes!!!!!! Tuna and I have made up since then, but Tuna and any pasta makes me want to hurl!

Enya - Watermark http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiFTXckh0zU

Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYwEHLRmILY

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Yellowman - Sensimilla http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1QnVBjwLQ0

Pat Boone - Crazy Train

Depeche Mode - Route 66 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqrKxBhKdFM Aaaargh!!!! Beaten again!!! S.... hmmmm Stylistics _ You make me feel brand new http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8CW1peNV78&feature=fvst

New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle Geee Nicki beat me to the N... so for Y.... Yaz - Only You

See... that's what the Scots are all about, eating gross stuff and getting rich selling the good stuff at ridiculously high prices. Oatmeal??? The English give it to horses but the Scots love it!!!

Teardrop Explodes - Reward http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU1vNjqpwUA

Pete... there is another mathematical equation that has to be determined. The value of your car is directly offset by the value of the car beside yours. When I had the Mercedes I parked further away.... and invariably a Hyundai Pony, a 1991 Nissan Sentra or a 1985 Honda Civic would park RIGHT BESIDE ME.

Spinners - Rubberband Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR2T1fXP9NI