Old Dog

Nik Kershaw - The Riddle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN04vtNcrek ...oh and check out that 80's hair!.....

Malleable and tastes as sweet as sugar!!!!

I tried it... the program just laughed. They said something about a great plague that ravaged Europe, Leonardo Da Vinci painting the Mona Lisa and the Spanish Inquisition.....

Supertramp - Dreamer

Split Enz - Six Months in a Leaky Boat

The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx3m4e45bTo

The Cars - Let's Go

That was FREAKIN' AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! Most dog dance/jumping on hind legs things last maybe 30 seconds.... she went for 3 minutes!!!! wow!

Ohhhhh... when asked now by a Star Wars nerd I say I am Otta Wan Kenobi...

.... so what you are saying ....ummm.... in a few years I shouldn't be asking for a senior's discount?? I only ask cuz OCTranspo lets seniors ride for a much cheaper rate.... (ducking).... .... back to the thread.

Congrats to Notorious Naughty Nicki, our Nicolette Vaughn!!!!!! Another CERB veteran with style, flair and class, your words inspire and titillate!!!! Salute! Two milestones in one night!!!! Whew... I need a nap now...

Congrats Carrie!!!!!!!! Love your contributions, your jokes and your insight.... just plain love ya!!!!! Keep up the fantastic work!

One of the best things to come from something like this is a new found resolve to never let it happen again. "From the ashes comes a Phoenix, anew." I don't think a single one of us will escape this mortal coil without regret, one of those being not having said what we felt in our hearts before it was too late. I know it has happened to me. I wished I had the chance again to speak with friends and family that have passed to tell them just what I felt... and to actually spend meaningful time to get to know them better. I regret that sometimes my "I love you's" paid only mere lip service to what I really felt. Epiphanies of this nature come in all shapes and forms. Whether it is a perceived slight to the dead, or a personal awakening, it is important to heed that personal desire to relate your feelings. To say "I love you" to a friend, family member or someone that has touched your life is one of the easiest and best gifts a person can receive. I have had my epiphany... and I can rest assured that now the people in my life will know the love I have for them. So now you know... that if you are my friend or have had an impact on my life, I do, sincerely, love you.

Sister Sledge - We Are Family http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjeoOipfiaI

Old Angus was a man quite well built, He was a wonder to see in his kilt, But Beth never thought, That this magnificent Scot, Had a swordlength including the hilt. She frightenedly gasped,"I'm too wee!!! Your willy's too long, three foot three!!!" But Angus just smiled, And said, "No, my wee child, That's to scare off the English, you see." Then Angus removed this disguise, And revealed to Beth's waiting eyes, The source of his pride, That was nearly as wide, As one of Beth's creamy white thighs!!!! The sight of which, caused Beth a fright, "You'll no get that in me tonight!" And again Angus smiled, And said, "No, my wee child, It's no what you think at first sight." Now Beth was beginning to think, That Angus had a really wee dink, But she was soon to discover, That her new Gaelic lover, Had an ideal sized phallus, all pink. Then she wondered just what she had seen, And came to conclusion, obscene, She said, OH MY GOD!!! 'Twas a lamb on your rod!!!!!" And her ivory skin turned pale green. But Angus could see this upset, And said to the lass, "Don't you fret! What you saw 'neath my kit, Was a wrap, freshly knit, Cuz the weather up here's cold and wet." And he quickly allayed all her fears, Then he looked at her face, wet with tears, And Beth said, " I'm an ass, Please forgive this wee lass?" And he said that he would, raising cheers. When nothing was left to be said, They forsook his tiny sized bed, And ran nude together, For a romp in the heather, In a glen near his family homestead. Well, they romped and they played for an hour, And Angus did quickly lose power, Though he came more than thrice, The thought of this vice, Had turned his mood really quite sour. So back to his home they did walk, With nary a word said, no talk. Until Beth did state, "For an hour, my rate, Is 400 for touching your cock." Old Angus paid Beth her due, And then sadly, he bid her adieu. But the tears in his eyes, Were not for thoughts of her sighs, But for the money he'd spent from his shoe. Oh Old Angus will not say a peep, But his secret we should never keep, When you make a CERB plan, Just be a CERB man, Don't prepare by fucking a sheep!!!!!

Erasure - Chains of Love

Congrats Angela!!!! You will be at what, 5000 posts by the end of October?????

Okay... I cheated and used the T for "The" The Knack - My Sharona

HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPY Burfday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxo

One word???? Are you kidding me? ummmmm.... MARZIPAN. Shit, that doesn't make sense. Defibrillator..... aaaaarrrrrRRRRrrrrrgh. Nope. ummmmm.... I got nuthin'

Spandau Ballet - Chant no. 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkcqw5YOXfc

When I let go of something everyday, people point with accusation. They ALWAYS blame it on the dog. I can't help it... it just feels better....

Asia - Heat of the Moment

Oh CERB was a fantastic find, It constantly boggles the mind, But the value it lends, Are the wonderful friends, That I've made in the time since I signed.

Is that like the Colin Farrell movie??? "In Bruges".... I LOVE that movie. Classic Line: Ray: There's a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that'll never be opened. And I thought, if I survive all of this, I'd go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever punishment she chose for me. Prison... death... didn't matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn't be in fuckin' Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, fuck man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin' Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die. I really really hoped I wouldn't die.