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Old Dog

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    Ooooooooh... another pic of a gorgeous bum!!!! Meeeeee Rikey!
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    I think I may have to stare for a while... not done yet.... not yet... damn. I will never get a chance to look at more pics.
  3. Gap Band - Party Train http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vOCXSj_Aw
  4. Flyer my friend... that is one gorgeous vehicle. While the economy has put my Mercedes days on hold temporarily, I can attest to the feel of driving a Benz... my E320 was my all time fave car to drive. Butter soft leather, seamless acceleration, all the bells and whistles... our German friends know how to make a vehicle!
  5. CHALLENGE TIME!!!!! Re-flex - The Politics of Dancing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=146BRrTOzXk
  6. Heaven 17 - Crushed by the Wheels of Industry
  7. Tears for Fears - Pale Shelter You know, we are developing one fine iPod collection here....
  8. Ohhhhh Angela, you broke the rules. We will look the other way this time... Sir Mix-a-lot - Jump on it
  9. I was sitting on a rock in the middle of a desert and lo, a choir of angels beheld me and said, "Hey, get the hell out of the desert, you have fair skin and you'll burn to a cinder." I asked them for spiritual guidance. I said, " Oh angelly like creatures, ummm... I think I may have heat stroke. Shit, I forgot what I was going to ask. Ummmmm. Ohhh yeah. I joined this web site and I need a name. Can you help me out?" The seraphims (for that is what they were, at least two of them) mocked me greatly. The cherubims exclaimed "WTF??? We flew down here all the way from some celestial place that your sun fried noggin could not possibly comprehend and you ask this stupid freaking question???" The Ophanims, being kinder than the Seraphs and the Cherubs, said, "Hey, we only came cuz we thought you were dead. Ummm, why don't you walk 2300 cubits out of the desert and the first thing you see, take that name." So, I got up and walked from the desert. I may have fudged it on the whole 2300 cubits part because I had no idea what a cubit was or how it was measured. Apparently it is the length of your forearm. Who knew. Anyhow. I got to the edge of the desert, which in fact wasn't a desert at all, it was a beach and instead of having heat stroke, I may have consumed far too many margaritas and shots of tequila. Moving on. Ummmm. So. The name. Ohhhhh yeah. No freakin' idea. The story held so much promise when the angels and the desert were part of it. Ummmm. Soooooo, yeah. I pretty much made it up cuz of my old email address had the word dog in it. Not nearly as interesting as my epic biblical version.
  10. Subdued lighting..... too bright and you feel like you are being filmed... again.... hehehehehe.... too dark and you might as well be all by yourself. Candles are nice as long as they are safe.... you don't want a jerky leg spasming and kicking a table over starting a fire. Excellent thread Cindy!!!
  11. Cindy... thanks for taking the "Y" for the team.... you have my infinite respect (okay, respect and lust) Seals and Croft - Summer Breeze
  12. Cindy... there are tons of fun sites.... you have to be patient and surf like crazy!!!!www.peopleofwalmart.com
  13. Advanced lesson # 1 Wonky and skid wheels are not the only cart hazards. Lesson # 2.... You are there to pick up GROCERIES... mind you, this is an alternative to CL. Lesson # 3 Sometimes, blue haired people have funny hats and power carts. Be afraid, be very very afraid.
  14. The worst part? Even though that CL is systematically denigrated here and on other boards, it does serve its purpose. The SPs that make their living solely on CL will be forced to find alternative means and methodologies... and in the end, the move may jeopardize more of the people it sought to protect.
  15. Originally Posted by megforfun You made me try it! And, nope, I can't get it in LOL Without searching the thread, this could be taken in Ohhhhh so many ways.
  16. Her butt crack ate her clothes... just think if you got your cart any closer. She will launch you back into the 70's. Your cart will be full of jello molds and shredded carrots, Kraft Green Goddess Salad Dressing, and Macaroni and Cheese loaf. One of the most dangerous. Adults pretending to be kids. The last line of defence... the belly repelly.
  17. This is weird... cuz I was online yesterday and found this link about the etymology of the word "nickname"
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