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    Old Dog commented on ciarra69's gallery image in Converted Albums

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    That, my dear is a pose worthy of your form... you are a vision!
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    Hotel horrors... think before you drink!!! http://www.metacafe.com/watch/976889/hotel_glasses_hidden_camera/ or... before you sleep.... http://www.metacafe.com/watch/939721/dirty_hotels_exposed/
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    Nicki... that sounds like the bucket list of James Bond in "Die Another Day"... You fly to Australia to get your mission.... spend time frolicking before getting on the plane to Korea... North Korea. Parachute over North Korea, steal the plans to their nuclear missile plant. Steal a motorcycle and drive like hell through mine fields and hostile troops. Arrive alive in Seoul to meet with your sister, another Mi5 00 agent. Celebrate success in your mission by flying to New York and arriving in time to see the apple drop....
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    is it me... or were these two separated at birth?? and
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    I hope everyone understands that the points I am making are not to diminish the value of the work or to assert that it shouldn't be spoken of... the point that was being made is the rationalization of the hobbyist mindset. I don't think that any of us is under the impression that it is not work nor do we believe that it is not tough. It's like any other job in that respect, good days and bad, dream clients and nightmares, disappointments and unexpected windfalls. But as to the "work" issue... you are only working when you are with someone else. When you are with "me," it is REAL. Every client wants to believe that they are the one and only "me." I think that is probably why there is a reluctance to accept the discussion of work... it somehow bursts the bubble of fantasy... like being told that there is no Santa. I don't know whether that makes the issue any clearer...
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    Bethany ... scratch the Arctic Ocean off that list. You have to consider the cold water/shrinkage factor.
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    I can absolutely relate. There are things in life that seem so infinitesimally small but deliver such joy... 1. The feel of stepping out of work clothes at the end of the day and just wandering around in boxers and a t-shirt. 2. I get my coffee everyday, almost religiously at one location. When the really cute manager sees me, she makes my coffee perfectly, puts a smiley face in grease pencil on the lid and delivers it exactly to whatever cashier that is serving me. I always tell her that I adore her... she smiles and giggles... and I start my day with a smile. 3. My old couch. When I first came to Ottawa, I rented a furnished place with a rather unattractive couch in the living room. At first I never understood with they kept it... and then I sat down. Every single person that ever came to see me thought the exact same thing... and each and every person that was in that place discovered the magic. It was the absolutely most comfortable couch on the face of the planet... and everyone that sat on it fell asleep eventually... it was that good....
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    I truly support the fact that what is being done is work... BUT the aversion to the use of the word is not because of a lack of awareness, it is akin to the notion that using the term breaks that "spell"... that the whole experience becomes less magical and more mechanical. Think of a restaurant. The dining area normally is completely removed from the kitchen area. The work is done in the kitchen and the senses are completely disengaged from the preparation process and focused on the indulgence and ambiance. You enjoy the jubilation of taste, scent and texture surrounded in an alternate reality blissfully unaware that the women and men behind the scenes are busting their asses to ensure that the experience is magical. It's much like that in any service industry... we want to experience seamless sensory enjoyment with the "work" behind the scenes. The "public" side of CERB is much like the waiting area of a restaurant, the lobby of a hotel or the entrance area of any entertainment venue. It does give glimpses into the reality of the business but ostensibly it is designed to facilitate an exchange of communication, a tease, a seduction ... a small glimpse of the magic. While I appreciate and absolutely understand that it is truly is work, I want to believe that it IS magical... and to constantly reinforce the "work" side breaks that spell.
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    Hey!!!! I needed something to rhyme with windy and dicky.... heheheheh
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    Amongst our fair maidens, a winner, With a penchant for Mexican dinner, But oh our fair Cindy, Just a little too windy, Is CERB?s only jet propelled spinner. and.... With promises sweet, hot and sticky, I booked with Notorious Nicki, CERB rated her highly, And now I?m quite smiley, She did fabulous things with my dicky! and... There once was a man, his name Larry, On CERB he would constantly tarry, His only pursuit, Were pleasures hirsute, Oh how he loved his courtesans hairy!!!! and last for today... A CERB banished girl, quite a shrew, Had filled her vagina with glue, She said, with a grin, ?If they pay to get in, They will pay to get out of me too!? bwahahahahhahhah
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    I will have to go into pensive mode and create....
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    Erin... it was a little weak but I was under a self imposed 3 minute time limit. Oh yeah... when you read the words "the board", I spelled it in a different language... it's pronounced "CERB"
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    1. He temporarily forgot he was gay when he booked with you. 2. He was set upon by the Zombie Messiah and dedicated his life thereafter to necrophilia. 3. He rearranged the letters in your name and came up with "Madame Anal Rex" and he got REAAALLLLLLLLY scared. 4. The dog ate the paper with your address. 5. He ate something really really bad and he couldn't stop pooping. Of course those are just guesses.
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    I was new to the board, no one greener, And the girl in the ad, none had seen her. Met nude at the door, My jaw dropped to the floor, 'Cuz her clit was as big as my wiener!
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    I think I do have the entire shame of the board bearing down on me.... My high school crush loved to dance. I loved to watch her dance. I was intoxicated by her beauty.... but more than any of that... I got a woody that could hammer railroad spikes through concrete every time I laid eyes on her. She said "(insert my name here), you know what??? I want to go to a concert and dance my ass off." The year was 1979. So... I saw the concert listing. My buddy and I went to BASS ticket agency and got 4 seats for Maple Leaf Gardens... and saw.... .... nuff said.
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    Kudos and congratulations to two very deserving winners... you both represent the best of what we can be here!!!
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    ohhhh and this.... I hate giant mutant ninja gerbils.
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    ˙ǝuıɟ sı ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ 'dnʎ ˙˙˙ɯɯɯɯn ˙˙˙ǝuıɟ sı ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ 'ɐʎ ɥʇıʍ ƃuıssǝɯ ʇsnɾ ɯɐ ı ˙ɯǝlqoɹd ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ 'uoʇsnoH
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    http://www.youtube.com/user/TotallySketch#p/u/88/mEDtrTKA0ec
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    I am somewhat claustrophobic. I was a kid of maybe 5 and I was walking home in the winter. Some kids had built a snow fort in a roadside snow bank, so I leaned over the top portal to get a better look. I lost my balance and fell in, head first. My arms were trapped at my sides, my feet were sticking out of the top... there was no room to move laterally. I was petrified. Thankfully a neighbourhood dad pulled me out within a few minutes, but those minutes were hellish... that has stuck with me to this day...
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    I remember when I was Dirty Sex...
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    While I don't really recall the first appearance, I have a photographic reminder of the last appearance. There is a picture of Old Dog as a young pup, angry, sullen and not very happy leaning against the post of some tourist location. He is not very happy because he has just been told that instead of going home to watch the Beatles on Ed Sullivan, we are headed to the Royal Botanical Gardens. What parent in their right mind thinks that looking at dumb flowers will take the mind of a young rocker off of the Beatles????
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    Old Dog commented on Cinderella_xo's gallery image in Converted Albums

    Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelicious!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I am somewhat of a connoisseur of light scents... there are some amazing colognes out there for guys that don't overpower but do leave a remarkable scent... some of the faves are: Daytime: Issey Miyake - Summer pour Homme Hugo Boss - Black Code Armani - Acqua di Gio Jean Paul Gauthier - Homme Lanvin - L'Homme Yves Saint Laurent - L'Homme Hugo Boss - Soul Bvlgari - Aqua Givenchy - Play - Summer Vibrations Ed Hardy - Love & Luck Hugo Boss - Energise Calvin Klein - One Evening; yes there is a difference. Evening scents tend to be somewhat spicier, more musky. Calvin Klein - Obsession Chanel - Platinum Egoiste
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