Old Dog

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I know, I know this. Potato chips. Wanna wow them? Chips AND dip. Double wow??? Chips and dips and cheezies. Triple wow??? Ripple chips and dips and cheezies... and for the Pee-ess de la Rezistance??? (Drum roll)... Beer nuts!!!

Heheheheheh Ava.... well I just counted the number of asterisks and there were 6... I was kinda concerned....

Re: Hi! I don't chat. Book me or don't.. but this is boring. Quote: Originally Posted by Meathead Hey ****** how is your night going? MH Whew I thought he was talking about me. Then I realized when I get PMs like that, I respond: "I don't chat. Book me or don't... but this is boring. I have a penis. Maybe we could could go for pizza and just hug a bit (in a manly way) but that's where I draw the line."

You bet!!!!!! I am still looking for that lampshade... you think we could find one in MTL? ;)

Congrats on post 69!!! Looking forward to seeing your post for 181, 282 and so on!!!!

awwwwww thanks Nicki!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxxo

I must agree about Mahatma Gumby. Not only did he have the cojones to deliver India at her hour of need, he also did it with his pony pal Pokey. Chuck Norris. Remember Hurricane Katrina? After it hit New Orleans, Chuck went down to the Gulf to face it mano a hurricano. If not for Chuck, Lethbridge would be on the Gulf of Mexico and we would have oil covered Albertans washing up on the shore. No one ever thanks Chuck for his acts of godlike strength. Barbie. She's 6 feet tall, has a 38 inch bust, 19 inch waist and 32 inch hips. I had a couple when I was a kid to keep my GI Joes company when they were on leave from fighting in 'Nam. Without Barbie, my GI Joes would have had to resort to masturbating in the field (hereafter known as the Combat Jack) thus jeopardizing their missions and possibly compromising the cool uniforms I bought for them. Big Bird. He had the strength of character to continue on despite the loss of his favourite human, Mr Hooper the grocery store guy and the fact that no one believed he knew Mr Snuffleupagus. He felt the derision of Oscar the irascible denizen of a trash receptacle but he held his head high. God Bless you Big Bird. Sgt Schultz. He worked for Colonel Klink. He was constantly surrounded by the enemy. Hogan and the boys constantly made fun of him, but in the end despite the fact that Schultz was a bit of a bumbler, we loved him. Marcel Marceau. Before Marcel, no one truly appreciated mime. After Marcel, we know why we didn't appreciate mime. Marcel became of the focus of our collective loathing. It took his courage to discover a thing that we hate. Thanks Marcel. Smurfette. Let's take a look at the facts. One million smurfs, 999,999 of them are guys. Smurfette lived in the best house and she always had nice clothes. You do the math.

First of all I would like to thank each of you that has nominated me, it is a wonderful feeling to know that people have enjoyed what I have written!!! Now... for my wee list??? The Ladies.... Angela of Ottawa Ava Foxx Carrie Moon Grass Hopper Kyra To Lindsay MegForFun MegansTouch Nicolette Vaughn SaraMQ Selena 20 Sin Cindy Each of you has warmed the cockles of my heart and made me smile on numerous occasions... I am a lucky guy to count so many of you as my friends... Da Boyz??? 777Flyer Big AL Capitalman Cato MasterOwls Scott the Canuck Spike Spud721 There could be so many more, but you gents (whom I also count as my friends) consistently put forth the effort to make this a site that is not only informative but also worth reading daily... Kudos to all... and thanks!

She might be my sistah by anutha mistah.....

Congrats to my friend Angela... your posts are always a welcome sight!!!! Keep up the wonderful work!

So I go away for just a week and all of this happens???? What gives????

Truly "icky" Lindsay. Try and get em all done in one day so that you don't have to psyche yourself up over and over again....

Maybe this will help ya remember...

Not sure Nicki... when I met him in 1991, he was coming up to perform at some rich kid's Bar Mitzvah in Toronto... so I am assuming that he wasn't richer than God at the point....

I found this GEM..... Tiny Tim doing Do ya think I'm Sexy...

For me... nothing sets the mood like Roxy Music... and no better song than Avalon....

I am complete concurrence with RG and Antlerman.... Catherine Bell??? YUMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!! And I was fortunate enough to have met this lovely lady 10 years ago.... Lynda Carter...

Don't the guys on Big Bang Theory all speak Klingon???

I have a confession... my grandparents on my dad's side were two of the most disagreeable people on the face of the planet.... their names??? Clifford and Clover... so that song became their anthem!!!

best I could do for the tongue wagging....

I was just suggesting Ninja stuff.... What about the ability to speak ANY language.... that would rock.

Ohhhh... never ask if they think they can crush your head between their thighs. Likelihood is that they can, and you'll regret it. Carry on.

Hows that Nicki???