Old Dog

Bababoom... there are at least two lovely ladies on here that will, from time to time, post their schedules and where they will be performing. All you need to do is be mindful of the boards!!!

Ohhh I felt the same way..... not a great time for a brain fart.

Jeebus WIT.... I am glad that you were around to translate that headline, I thought they spoke English in the UK!?!?!?!?

Samantha... I can only answer to the one question. I personally have no problems girls in the audience. I don't tend to see it as much here as I do in other areas... the last time I was in the Kitchener area I dropped into to the only club in the region (it is a sad state of affairs there) and I would say that women comprised about 10-15% of the audience. I don't recall exactly, but I am fairly sure that at least one or two of the tables were all women, and none of them were performers. The rest of the women in the audience were there with guy friends.

Thanks Kyra!!! I was hoping that we could get a national flavour to the list of recommendations and as always you delivered the goods!!! ;)

With so many of us touring and traveling this summer, it would be nice to have the inside scoop on where the best cuisine in town is... whatever your tastes may be. I know that all of us have a favourite place... whatever the city... so here goes... Haveli - Indian cuisine - Byward Market. I LOVE Indian food, and this one comes highly recommended. I figure if I go with Indian people to an Indian restaurant and they approve, it must be good!!!! Sweet Basil - Thai - Bank & Heron. Found this one quite by mistake, wasn't sure where to go, but absolutely loved the food and service. Lindenhof - German/European - Preston just south of Gladstone. Found this when I was dating a German girl... big portions, delicious food... and the Rouladen... mmmmmmm, being a carnivore, who can resist meat wrapped in more meat??? The Works - Burgers!!! - Everywhere in Ottawa!!! - I think every buddy that has ever come to visit me Ottawa wants at least one trip to the Works... tasty burgers, huge portions and a good price! Now... give me some of your faves!

Hey Big Al... I would really like to talk you out of killing the bear.... heheheheheheheh

Larry "Bud" Melman When the "Made in Japan" label meant that it was ... ummm... crap A 70 MILES per hour speed limit, which everyone ignored anyway When parents were responsible for their kid's safety, not governments When the Who, the Stones, and Aerosmith were under the age of retirement Canister sets that had a "grease pot" Burger Chef Christmas without apologies

Angela... I just did a GOOGLE search on Resdan... bad news. They stopped making that in North America about 5 years ago... you might have to do a trip to Holland to get some.

62. My ex wife told me that she was going to get collagen injections in her lips. I told her that she might have trouble putting on her jeans after the procedure. She didn't get it.

You only truly appreciate that account when the bank tells you that it may be closing it prematurely.... Been there done that. Now, it's all about spending life with a smile on my face, enjoying the moment and not worrying about the little stuff. Great reminder Meg!!!!

Well done T'Storm!!!! Kudos!!!!!

Question for SPs: Does anyone offer daycare? Question for SPs: If I spend all my money with you, can you drive me home after? AD: Guaranteed unrushed gir............zzzzzzzzzzz..........lfriend experience..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... I am wai................zzzzzzz......ting for you!!!! Call Narcolyp............ zzzzzzzzzzz.......tic Nancy....... zzz ......today! Question for all: My SP fell asleep while she was giving me oral, should I be concerned?

Laurier Computer is right downtown if you don't want to go far...

Big Al.... change your shampoo and conditioner. It could just be that you have built up a sensitivity to the stuff that you are using now. It won't be immediate but in the long run, you will be much much better off!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh baby!!!!!!!!! We can have Christmas in June!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss that scene in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie starts fondling the leg lamp..... WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! THAT IS ONE OF AVA'S LEGS!!!!!!!!!! I am sure of it.... wow... AVA is a MAJOR AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember when all that was under the cap of a bottle of coke, was a bottle of coke!!!! hehehehehehe

Thanks for the great tips ladies!!! That will be valuable information for my shopping date this weekend! ;)

351. A new Tim Hortons!!!! 352. The summer casual wardrobe. 353. A free dance in the CR, just because... 354. Being on the receiving end of freshly applied berry lip gloss 355. Seeing your summer vacation approaching on the calendar 356. RIBFEST!!! 357. When upper management comes to you specifically for a solution 358. A bases loaded, bottom of the ninth strikeout to end the game. 359. When the guy that was tailgaiting you for miles, finally passes and gets nailed for speeding. 360. When your boss bakes for you!

48. My boss said that the "early bird gets the worm." My dog had worms and he spent days rubbing his butt on the carpet. What kind of inspiration is that? 49. Trust me, judges rarely buy the defence of "the proof is in the pudding." 50. It's important to read the fine print. I went to a shoe store the other day for their 50% off sale. Now I need to find a guy missing his right leg, who wears a size 10 on his left. 51. The hell with throwing stones, people who live in glass houses should exercise more often. 52. For years I thought that Gandhi had a pony pal, Pokey.

awwwwww shucks... back at ya Carrie!

Instead of stripper, could we use the term "clothing challenged individual?"

45. Funerals - there are flowers and a stone. Fiancee - there are flowers and a stone. Coincidence??? 46. How big would the can have to be if a Chinese kid wanted his mom to buy alphabet soup? 47. Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?