Old Dog

I am unworthy... one of the great unwashed masses that have posted less. I bow to you in servitude and humility. I humbly extend my congratulations and felicitations!!

Would work for me...

I may just head out on my balcony and listen from there.... but I do really want to get up close for Roger Hodgson... ahhh youth... Supertramp is still an all time fave!

Great link Lindsay, thanks!

Question for SPs: Barter proposal... 1 hour for me, accordion lessons for you??? AD: Is your fantasy to have more than one girl at a time??? Then I am the girl for you!!!!!!!! Okay... I am really only one girl, but when I am off the meds I am told I am at least 14 different people... I am Sybill, your multiple personality disorder SP!!! Call 555-1234 (ooooh, but if you get Lucifera, hang up quickly... I am told she is crazy!!!)

Holy Jeebus let it not be dog nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent work Erin... well researched and well presented. Kudos once more!

Never underestimate the power of MEG!!!! Now if we give you a pedicure and polish, can we toejazzle??? (wow... then they could truly call you twinkle toes...) ;)

I love our CERB cougars!!!!! (you know if I was allowed to call it KERB, it would be a perfect alliteration, but I digress!) My kids tend to call me a Mougar (man cougar)... and that sounds soooo much better than an old lecher or a cradle robber.

It's not an hallucination, it's an alternate reality that exists only in my wee world!!!! Now for more.... Question for SPs... "If I cum too fast, will you clean my place for the balance of the hour?" Question for everyone... "Does D&D free mean that I won't get a chance to show off my Dungeons and Dragons collector cards?" Ad: "My place is a mess, and I am covered with dirt, but for 25 bucks I will take what you squirt!!!" (hmmm maybe I did see this on CL...) Ohhhh... I am far from done.....

Ohhhh that can be interpreted in soooo many ways. Hehheheheheehhe

Not completely taken... but the 613 is a growing area and needs to be responsive to the needs of telecom companies. Toronto started this a few years ago when they booted all the outskirt communities (Mississauga, Hamilton etc. etc.) to the 905, keeping 416 to themselves... then when it appeared 416 was running out of numbers, the 647 was born. For the mostpart, 647 is a cell phone area code and the 416 is a land line number... it will probably be the same here. Here is a good link... pretty much explains all the area codes in Ontario and where they belong... there are also other links on the page to all other provinces! http://www.areacodehelp.com/canada/ontario_area_codes.shtml

Hun... you could knock em down with a feather!!! He'd probably pass out at the sight of the cleavage!

Etasman... we figured that out just before we inflicted our vengeance... but it just felt good castigating unmercifully.

Okay ... today we get a memo from the techies... those lovable guys and gals that keep our computers running so smoothly. In the space of one paragraph they use the term "concatenation" and "concatenate" six freakin' times! We are all literate people of reasonable standing in my department, some of us can even count without using fingers or bobbing our heads for harder equations. None of us has ever heard of this word. So with hellborn rapacity, we make our egress. We locate the first wee man with a pocket protector sewn on his short sleeved World of Warcraft tshirt and give him a sound thrashing. That'll teach em.

a few more.... The Hamster Storage Tax - our own tribute to the Richard Gere legend The Horrendous Singing Tax - when even a bucket won't help you carry that tune The Ham Sandwich Tax - nothin' special, it's just a ham sandwich. The Hanging Salami Tax - when a guy has more than his fair share of sausage I keep thinking... and it scares the world.

So I get no street credibility for Griselda Jigglybottom??

Carrie you are a goof!!!! When I started reading this I was thinking flour, weinies and a warm place to bake 'em... do it yourself POGOs! Oh... now I have to think of more....

Ohhhhh I have used some choice words in reports... lugubrious, nefarious, and obstreperous have all made it through the chain... my manager used to just shake her head and point to the door....

Awwwww... and I had a cake all baked... anyhow... Happy birthday Angela!!!! Coronas for everyone!!!! xo OD!!

Oh but there are solutions!!!!!

I think the only kind of music that impedes performance for me is live. I had to ask Rod Stewart to leave my bedroom that once...

It was a neat video that I found for a friend who is a 32G... even she was blown away by the wee Scots lass that stood 5 feet tall... and measured a 28K at the bust....