Old Dog

Popsicle, I hate to disagree but you are thinking of the Miranda rights that are read to a person charged with an offence in the United States. There does exist a right to silence under section 7 and 11© of the Charter, but the authority making the arrest is not compelled to include that in any warning.

I do talk too much... sorry!

Oh Angela.... c'mon....... oh.... oh.... wait. There we go... Clearly by the bristling on the foliage we know that this plant was grown in the 70's....

Kyra... I like the flesh coloured plant you posted underneath the one with all those purple flowers. I wish I could get THOSE to grow in my garden.

Angela, Angela, Angela.... The meds... oh the meds I should be taking. OHhhhHHHHHHHHHhhh NEW AD!!!!!!!!! The Sloppiest BBBJ YOU ever had!!!! Really, it's not my fault. I just had dental work and can't feel a thing. That stuff on my cheek??? No, that's just tapioca. I had it just before you came over and ... I told you I have no feeling in my face. Right? Noo... that's tapioca too. Ohhh that??? Yeah you got me there... that IS what you think it is. Just ignore it... it will dry eventually.

Ohhh I am an horticulturalist beyond reproach!!! Fave flower??? I like that purple one, with the darker purple near the middle and then there are yellow antlers coming out of it... it sits atop this green stick thing that is sort of bendy and it has leaves that aren't too big. Ohhh yeah... I like the red one too. It smells better than the purple, dark purple yellow antler one, but it is a bitch to hold cuz it has fangs on the green part. Plants? I like them too.

Now I am perplexed... They quote "Blowing in the ass hole, new style." Ummmm... what was the old style??? Is this like the Coke/New Coke/Coke Classic debate??? What if you really liked the old style... is it off the menu? "Sorry sir, we don't blow in the ass hole like that anymore. What are you a freakin' barbarian??? Get with the times man... it's 1912! These are the times of great men... Like Ford and Edison... blowing in the ass hole old style... we have a bumpkin here!!!!"

I love this place... we get along and aside from the obvious business aspect, we have become one big happy family... friends that care!

Happy birthday!!!! Have a fantastic day!!!!

So Yahtzee, Indian leg wrestling and flaming sambuca shots are not typical starters??? Wow... who knew.

Then you need the theme music!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BdXCODQYrs&feature=related

Meg... I believe it is general slothfulness and a willingness to avoid all heavy lifting. Ohhhh here's one: Question for the guys - How do you keep your moobies from sagging? AD: Venomous Veronica from Vanier your only Ex GFE choice. Need to be humiliated? Want to be told that the sex you are getting is only out of pity??? I provide the best RYOYI (Reminding you of your inadequacies), TMGFTYPIS (Telling my girlfirends that your penis is small), SRTYASG (starting rumours that you are secretly gay), and LWYADATY (laughing while you attempt dining at the Y) experience in the National Capital Region. Book now... only accepting 6 minute bookings (cuz that was all you were good for, LOSER!!!)

and another Ad... My bum has gone flat, my boobies have fallen, but with prices this low, no doubt you'll be callin'!!!!! Question for SPs: Does it matter if my man boobs are bigger than your girl boobs? Poll: Personal preference: How do you like to start the date? Conversation? Cuddling? Kissing? Yahtzee!!!! Question for everyone: Why does it hurt when I pee? Question? Morning Wood. Anyone else use it to hang their washcloth in the shower? Ohh... give me time... there will be more...

Awwww I was going to use that!!!! Wait... no. I get either Conan (no not the barbarian, just the really rich ex talk show host) or Robin (I used to be funny, but now I am just annoying) Williams... ......grumbling to self......: everyone took the good ones already... and I can't say I look like Denzel....

Meg, Meg, Meg.... I was challenged.... I must ... wait a minute.... Question for SPs: Nasal action???

allllllrighty then....... NEW ads.... Griselda Jigglybottom (formerly Mathilda Nipplewarts) (also formerly Brunhilda "Goth Mama" Thimblethighs) is back in town!!! The charges were dropped, I am here for a while, those prison tattoos are part of my style!!!! Hirsute pleasures! Wendy "the Wookie" Wild direct from Plattsburgh is in town this week!

Angela, Angela, Angela... wow... this is like the pressure to perform. Alright here goes.... Stinky Man Special - I need something to break through this congestion Question for SPs: Can I bring my mom along just to prove I'm not gay? Recommendation: My Own Hand. Question for SPs: Kangaroo Costume??? ;) Why back hair is deaddddd SEXY!!!!! Question for SPs: Does this look like a rash??? that's all I have ... for now....

I have to agree with Megan... best could mean anything. I think your best bet would be to check out the Kingston board and see what others recommend, and check out the photos to see your best match!

Thanks so much!!! I go home to southwestern Ontario every few weeks... and they have a shop with all the coolest old stuff. I see old TV's (the Philco Predicta)... old radios, candy from the past... my kids look at me and wonder why I get misty, but really it is a small throwback. The penny candy?? Loved that. You could take a quarter and turn it into a small cache of tooth rotting paradise!!!! KooKoo bars - the long tricolored (brown was chocolate, pink strawberry and white vanilla) slice of taffy wrapped in waxed paper. MacIntosh Toffee- you had to buy the stale packs so you could smack it on a hard surface and share all the pieces with your buddies.... Old movie theatres with balconies... perfect for the hot girl date (ahhhh the first boob feel)!!! Stolen milk crates that were the perfect size for LPs Bicycles with tall handlebars and banana seats... even better when your friend's dad welded a double set of front forks on... you looked like an eight year old Easy Rider... Gump Worseley and Glenn Hall, that last goalies to play without masks... Ann Margarock, Stony Curtis and Cary Granite guest starring on the Flintstones

That is an interesting question, probably best answered by the ladies.... From the thread, "conversation during appointments" I know a lot of our fairer friends love to talk.... and we have heard of wonderful tales of compassion. So what about it... for the same price would you be a compassionate companion, willing to just cuddle and talk?

You can do an advanced search in the "search" function - in the field that says "service provider or hobbyist" enter the word - dancer. I got 15 results, some of whom were both sp and dancer. I am sure if you played around with words you could get the results you need!

From Airplane... Peter Graves as Captain Oveur in the cockpit with young Joey, just visiting... Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked? _______________________________________________ Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison? _______________________________________________ From Super Troopers: Thorny: It stinks like sex in here. _______________________________________________ Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners. Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it. _______________________________________________ That's it for this one.....

It's Sunday on the long weekend. I had an amazing time there last week (Wed afternoon) ... never judge a place by just one visit!!!

Okay it was tasteless, rude, blasphemous, racist, homophobic and rude... aside from that it was really freakin' funny.... Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo. Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock. _______________________________________________________ Kim Jong Il: Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre! Lisa: I'm sorry, it's what? Kim Jong Il: Inevit, inevitabre. Lisa: One more time. Kim Jong Il: [shouts] Inevitabre! Things are inevitabrey going to change! Goddamnit, open your fucking ears! ______________________________________________________ Gary Johnston: OK, a limousine that can fly. Now I have seen everything. Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head? Gary Johnston: No. Spottswoode: So then, you haven't seen everything. ______________________________________________________ and one last one.... Sean Penn: Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.