Old Dog

es un trato, amigo!!!! Damn... I didn't even know I spoke Spanish!

Flirting??? It will never die, it's just too damn much fun. Last week I was walking into the World Exchange when the most enchanting young woman winked and smiled. I was a pool of goo. She was an uber-flirt, the most evasive yet most powerful of all flirts. In half a second I went from a professional man on a mission to a babbling pool of goo. My female colleague had no idea... but I knew. THAT is what flirting is all about.

Chavez... as long as I get some credit for the scientific discovery.... I would be happy with the Chavez Perro Viejo study....

I am loving the work of Cammaleri and Halak... that Subban kid is fun to watch as well.... if NOTHING else, they have made watching the playoffs fun again!

It happens all the time. Perfect example... that old guy and Anna Nicole Smith... but I have seen those "couples" walking through airports for years. Upside, if he kicks the bucket while she is still young, she has it made. BUT... I have also seen some gorgeous 45+ women lamenting the back burner for the new object of the Sugar daddy's eye. It is a calculated risk for both parties.

187. Surviving despite all the odds. 188. Holding your child for the very first time and crying those tears of joy without shame. 189. Walking away, free. 190. Finding yourself again 191. Snow angels. 192. Samosas. 193. A much smaller bill than you expected. 194. A compliment out of the blue. 195. The smell of fried onions. 196. Amarone. 197. the "landing strip"

I was married for 15 years and strayed only in the mind during that time. Don't get me wrong, there were physical opportunities and frankly I kicked myself in retrospect for not acting when I discovered that my fidelity was not a two way street. She was the one that had the affairs. I guess the worst part for me was the potential guilt, whether by act or omission, that my actions would be hurting someone when all came to the forefront. I know how I felt when I found out about her, betrayed, used and angry. After all is said and done, I think this forum is the way to go. It is far more simple to justify a physical release without a bond to the heart. Whether you have a long term or short term affair, you KNOW in the end that you are going to have to hurt someone. Your contact and contract with an SP or an MP won't do that, or at least is far more justifiable within the context of a relationship. Just a few thoughts... and kudos to you for putting it out there for comment.

I must say that I have never laughed as much watching any show more than "Family Guy." Befriending Jesus in a record store??? And who can forget... "It's peanut butter jelly time...":bddog:

154. Licking the beaters after whipping up some frosting 155. Using that same frosting for something completely inappropriate but ohhhh so fun! 156. Maple Syrup 157. PEZ!!!! 158. Knowing that if you can't do it, Chuck Norris can.

Angela OF course..... number 146. The AMC Pacer. Now that was a car that was AWESOME. 147. Pop rocks 148. Jedi master, Yoda. 149. My Sharona.

Angela... I think I just dislocated my neck... but thanks!!!!

I does happen... and it is an awesome thing!!!

Ohhhhh my!!!!!!!!!! Now that is something I have never seen advertised on a board... 5'6" 34b Apple Bottom... Ohh yeah and by the way, I am undead. If you get to do DATY I get to do DOYB (Dining on your BRAINSSSSSSS!) Additional Comments: 118. Meeting someone for the first time and realizing that they are more beautiful than their pictures and more charming than their correspondence. 119. The irresistible feeling of skin touching skin 120. Waking up the morning after and smelling her perfume on the sheets 121. That first minute "home" after a long trip. 122. The taste of something you have grown in your own garden. 123. Watching someone as they open a gift they have always wanted. 124. Realizing that you bank account is in better shape than you thought.

That is sooooo much fun!!!! My reg has one nipple that always stands guard while the other sleeps. The best part about that is her sleepy nipple reacts when I am doing well... I use it as my barometer!!!!

Sooooo... if I meet someone who is all VAJAZZLED, do I in turn have to reply by PENIZZLING?

104. When someone scratches that unreachable itch for you. 105. Nanaimo bars 106. Christmas traditions 107. The upper hand 108. Walking like the Monkees 109. Standing back and admiring your own handiwork.

That one is a MUST on the list!!!! 68. Head banging to the guitar solo on Bohemian Rhapsody 69. Discretely removing the wedgie 70. When your child picks only you to kiss the "owie" to make it better 71. Butter chicken 72. Kevin Smith movies 73. A scent that reminds you of someone you miss 74. Tequila shots with cinnamon and oranges rather than salt and lemon 75. Helping an older woman and getting a sloppy kiss on the cheek. 76. Our flag being raised at the Olympics 77. The day you finally got your license 78. Roses

37. I digress but... finally passing wind when all your guests have left. 38. The feeling in your mouth after getting your teeth cleaned at the dentist. 39. When someone guesses your age and they are 10 years too low. 40. The smell of turkey in the oven 41. That extra space in your tummy reserved for dessert 42. Side boob 43. Receiving a call from someone just as you are thinking of them 44. The sound of a hard rain on the roof 45. Movies that you have seen a million times, but still make you misty 46. Ribfest (Sparks St in June!!!) 47. Sleepovers 48. Bacon 49. My bed 50. Finding her secret "spot"

34. Viva Puffs (those chocolate covered marshmallow cookies) 35. Thrills (those purple chiclet gum things that taste like soap!) 36. When your "fat" jeans are too big for you!!!!

25. Napping 26. Getting home from work, getting undressed and walking around in boxers and a tshirt.

New needles are fantastic BUT.. you always have to make sure that the balance on the tone arm is perfect. Too light and the stylus makes brand new grooves where no grooves should exist, too heavy and you will be buying your 8th copy of Santana "Abraxas" (I met Carlos Santana a few years back and he was the one to tell me that my tone arm was too heavy and was eating his masterpiece.) Best advice? If you want your audio equipment running at its peak, let the pros set it up and then don't mess with it!!!! Better to pay an extra c note for a professional than ruin your priceless vinyl!!

Swegin... you get it!!!! High five to that!!!! Ohhhhh.... 14. Coffee number one in the morning -that's a whole cup of awesome!!!