Old Dog

Congrats Mr. Fish!!!!

Oh Shay... we must make a bacon date....

Meg, you are my goddess. In my mind you shall be BaconForFun.

Bacon....mmmmm...

No barbecue sauce Sam??? Damn.

Luc... I understand what you are saying BUT CERB does not allow for the discussion of illegal activities and the subject that you are discussing has been proven to be illegal. It is no risk to you to attempt to get a receipt but for a provider to issue one is the matter in question. That is clearly illegal. Your request puts HER in legal peril.

Well said Emily!!! Personal tastes vary so much from person to person - it's hard to recommend someone that will suit your precise needs. Don't discount any possibility. Your first encounter will be a bit intimidating for you... but a great provider will understand your situation. She has dealt with first timers before and knows how to set your mind at ease. Be patient. Read the ads. Go to the websites. Make contact. You want to find someone that you not only want to see, but NEED to see. She will strike your fancy. She will entice you. She understands how to please you. Choose wisely my friend... and don't look back. You've entered a magical world.

I have an extra woman on mine Lee... you can use some of your barbecue sauce that way.

DisneyWorld has happy endings... and girls with huge eyes and impossible figures....

I was scheduled to go on an all Jewish holiday to Costa Rica. I think they were assuming just because of my circumcision... but now I have to go find kosher barbecue sauce.

Shay lost 6 points for leading me astray and then sticking her bum in my face. I appreciated it but I had to deduct the points for playful trickery.

I believe that there was a proviso to the Ten Commandments that Moses brought down from the mountain.... "None of the aforementioned counts if there were (a) naked boobs (b) near naked boobs © peek-a-boobs (d) boobs (e) the mention of boobs (f) milk products (g) tattooed women (h) any or all of the above, within a 50 metre distance of whatever shit happened." God's got your back.

Hmmmm cheese and barbecue sauce......

Wow... you are my ideal match! How do you feel about being covered in barbecue sauce?

Ummm... 6. Just sayin'.

I'll cover you in sugar free barbecue sauce....