Old Dog

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Indy!!! Bohemian Rhapsody or Rhapsody in Blue?

I have an actual picture somewhere on my phone of the car stopped before me at a red light in Kitchener. I wish it was clearer, but I swear to GOD, the plate read MILF. I actually broke the law, grabbed my phone and snapped the pic.... cuz MILF is driving somewhere around in southern Ontario....

Nope... I was deep in Leafs country and never had the chance to watch the Habs unless they were in the playoffs (every spring) and when they were decimating the buds.... Meat Lasagna! Here's one... remember the end prize is sex. Figure Skating or Chick Flick?

Live in Ottawa BUT... I have been a Habs fan since Jean Beliveau wore number 4.... gotta go Habs. Tinkerbell or Elton John?

Old Dog was taken by a rogue tweeter in Biafra.... so, I am @ElderDog.... tweet like a crazy man, supported by a cast of millions..... okay, not MILLIONs.... and not exactly thousands or even hundreds... I used to have a German Travel brochure advisor following me, but I think he died. Seriously, I am a man that spouts on to the masses... and NO ONE LISTENS. Okay, some people listen but they mock me. Except for people from other countries. They don't mock me. They think it's a Canadian affectation, quaint in a way. We are nice people though. Twitter likes us. They say, "OHHHH you're Canadian. Fascinating." Then they talk to other people in their immediate vicinity about us. I think they are mocking us. Something about toques, and skidoos and the funny way we say "about." Even though we type the word "about" without an accent. By the way, this rant would never fit on twitter. Verbosity is not your best friend on Twitter. Nope. Sooooo.... ya. @ElderDog is me.

Chocolate Chip!!! BTO or TLC?

Cersei Lannister. I know she's incestuous. I know she'd probably kill you after having sex with you. I know she is evil. But DAYUM... she's hot.

Should every city have a specific boobie thread? Variety is the spice of life. As for asking people to post in the General area.... that would be the utopian ideal. Things get lost when too many general forums exist... I am an old man and can barely find my way to bed, let alone finding a thread on a site...

I think it comes down to context. If the OP says, "are there any OR there seems not to be any Mp, MA, SA" and you reply "wait, I'm an MP, MA, SP or whatever and I am in Gatineau" you wouldn't be advertising - you would simply be answering a question. The confusion comes when a provider starts a thread that seems to be self centred - "Should I add bacon fat to my massage repertoire in downtown Gatineau at 123 Rue DesOrmeaux." And guys would be saying, yes, anything to do with bacon would be good... It's a slippery slope - but consider the DUOs thread. The OP asked who does duos with whom.... and providers that do duos have provided their answer "Fat Bastards will do duos with anybody that doesn't have a penis."... or whoever wants to respond can.... again, it's open to interpretation, but I think you would be safe in replying, "I am Alotta Fagina and I do duos with Anita Dickens-Hyde." If any of that makes sense...

I hear ya my friend, but the problem with that is experiencing it all over again.

I think I would go back to the mid sixties and hopefully with a WHACK of cash. Could you imagine picking up vintage toys, amazing music... and maybe an original Warhol or Elvgren for pennies on the dollar?

Epic. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Phoebe Cates

Mystery Solved. She met a man named Eric... and they moved far away....

Jeannie!!!! She had the forbidden belly button!!! Mustard or Mouse turds?

Awwwww... everyone knows that you are worth the drive Peachy!!! xox

Living room windows are cleaned.... inside and out. Highrise living is great..... except for the airborne sludge deposited every winter on your windows. How in god's name does it get this BLACK? But they sparkle now!