Old Dog

Lee only had to pay for half his stay last time he was in Ottawa. The other half was either in the hospital burn unit or in jail for lewd behaviour. He tried to explain to the police that he spilled coffee on his lap and that he was humping the female snowman to ease the burn. (in Lee's defence, that snowman did look kinda cute... in an inanimate object kinda way.) back to wardrobe.... orange glasses.... I'll set you up with a pair.

from the creators of Clark the talking dog....

Being startled awake at the crack of noon by a text from a very special lady!!!

Lee... calm down lad. Just a few pointers. 1. It's still cool here. Ass chaps might be best left in your suitcase until your first date. 2. The lady you propositioned at Tim Hortons is not going to lay charges. She does want you to respect the 50 metre restraining order, and she says you can keep her bra. 3. Parliament still doesn't have strippers. No need to get a front row seat in the gallery - no one is going to get naked. 4. You only need to extend your pinky while drinking tea, any beverage purchased at Starbucks and light beer. 5. Barbarella's said you can come back, but you aren't allowed to get on stage anymore and you have to keep your clothes on. 6. They don't make poutine with poo. That's gravy. 7. The maid that you traumatized at your hotel still doesn't offer a happy ending. She's just there to clean your room. Ohhhh.... and they said that you can't keep livestock anywhere on hotel property. 8. The red skinny jeans that you brought last time??? Yea, just don't pack them; they can be a Manitoba thing. 9. Just because it used to be called Bytown, doesn't mean that all the early settlers were sexually capricious. That's By with a "y", not with an "i". 10. Bring money for bail. Just sayin'.

16 days away!!!!!!!!! Woooohoooooooooo!

Montreal.... gotta love my Habs. Snakes on a plane or a herd of frenzied buffalo?

Inner beauty is eternal.... Coffee or Tea?

Big fan of hearty reds... so the Cabernet sauvignon would be the choice... Muppets or Klingons?

I just found a 1996 interview with her... really kinda cool!

Because it's her birthday.... Bettie Page!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right... had she lived, Bettie Page would have been 90 years old today. Bettie was one incredible lady. She was born in 1923 and really came into her own in her late twenties... she was bored, single and underemployed when she was approached by a man with a camera... and that's when things just took off. In 1951 there was no Playboy, no Penthouse, no Hustler... there were men's magazines but they were pulp. Wink, Twitter, Eyefull and Beauty parade... they were kept under the counter out of the view of "respectable" people... and Bettie was in ALL of them. Bettie stood out. She was beautiful. The camera loved her. She had no inhibitions. She did all the shots, fetish, bikini, topless, nude, and --gasp-- she wasn't shy about showing her pubic hair. It took nearly 20 years for magazines to catch up to her... but by then, her star had waned... at least she thought it had. For years she had no idea of just how popular she was... she had found religion in the late 50's - and faded into obscurity by the early 60's. She was an enigma through the 60's and 70's... then things changed. Artists began to discover her beauty. Authors became more interested in her story. The sexual revolution had occurred and they deified this obscure star of days gone by... and she had no idea. Bettie battled demons and not just the biblical kind. She battled schizophrenia in the late 70's; she was institutionalized for nearly 10 years between 1979 and 1992. When she finally got out of the hospital, she was a legend. In her 70's, unbeknownst to her, she was again a star. Bettie died 5 years ago in December 2008. At 85, she was the oldest living Playboy Playmate (January 1955) and had finally received the stardom she so rightly deserved. Her estate currently benefits to the tune of over $6 million (US) annually. So now when you see a cute little old lady walking down the street... think about it. At one time, she may have been another Bettie Page!

Prostate exam... but only if the doctor buys me dinner after. Unicorn Meat or Spotted Dick?

True... that would be hellishly bad for balance.

Foreplay in a king size bed with Claire and Vitto and five girls wielding pillows... Laser tag with real lasers or Lucky Charms?

I'm not sure... but I think she has to go pee....

King Sized bed with Vitto!!!!!!!!!! Angry Birds or Laughing Cows?

I like the MightyFinn... he is a hell of a member here, and Tweets like a madman... PLUS he actually has heard of places that I have spent weird weekends in....

Tablet... I can never get a laptop down with a sip of coffee. Ex Wife or the plague?