Old Dog

I tried a couple of images from the ad and it pops a LOT of results from TinEye. The sideboob in the white and black polka dot outfit, came up with escort ads all over the US and Canada. When in doubt always check it out. http://www.tineye.com/ Right click the image and grab the image URL and then paste it in the appropriate box. Whether this helps you, I am not sure, but TinEye is always a good tool to keep in the toolbar for a multitude of reasons!

It has been covered to death, but: 1. The provider is not here to defend her decision. 2. The provider has EVERY right to choose whoever she chooses to see. This is not a restaurant, a gas station, a store or anything else. It's HER body. 3. There are countless providers who WILL see men and women of all races, creeds, religions and legal ages. 4. If a provider has personal issues with persons of different ethnic backgrounds, religions etc - that's HER business. She will be losing that portion of the population as part of her clientele. 5. The charter of rights does not have a pussy clause. 6. We, as clients, don't have ANY right to see who we choose. We are granted that privilege as part of a business transaction AND after the screening process has been completed and THEN we have to pass the introduction/creepiness/cleanliness assessment before we will have our play time. 7. Just checked again, the charter still doesn't have a pussy clause. 8. If you think about it with a clear head, do you WANT to spend time with a person that doesn't want to spend time with you? I can tell you from personal experience, it sucks. That's why I divorced her. 9. Girls like that generally have no bacon on hand. 10. There really is no number 10. I could have condensed this to seven points but the OCD clicked in and I wanted to go all metric on ya. There ya be.

Chickens. GrrrrRRRRRrrrrrRRRRR. Pretending they can make bacon. Preposterous! And they were crossing MY road.... damn chickens. MY road is meant for me, piggies and my friends. GGGGrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrr

I hear you, my friend. Although the offense would have been unintended, the responses may have caused some, if not all, of the providers named a certain degree of discomfort. I think in cases like these, it might be best to ask for private responses to a public question. for example: "I am looking for a provider that has three nipples. Please PM me if you know of any." That way, if there are any other third nipple fans, they can pipe in and say, "Please include me in the PM." We don't need "Old Dog's mom was a dog, therefore she would have six to eight nipples. Is that too many?" Just trying to help!!!

A quick message: When you seek something specific in terms of a provider, it's always best to identify the region in which you reside or travel. There may be plenty of what you look for in Kamloops, Fredericton, Regina or Rimouski but if you are in Kitchener that's probably a bit of a logistical nightmare. Once you identify the region in which you seek your desires, it might be best to post in the discussion area covering your region. Just a handy hint from an Old Dog ;)

Being single after years of marriage has allowed me to be me once again. I am not modifying who I am to conform with the expectations of someone else - and I don't have to put up a facade to impress. If you know me, you know what I am about. The beauty of that? My opinions are my own. I am not bound to follow the expectations of spouse or the politically correct society in my own home.... and darn it, I really like the company I keep. My best friends? NOT the folks from work. I have seen the true colours of my comrades in the struggle to preserve democracy. When I got sick, THEY weren't there. When I got sick, my CERB family came to my side and have stayed there. In a way, I can truly say that I really do put the "ho" in home... and I love it!!!!

If I can precis all of this, it's quite simple. Treat every encounter as if it was a first date with a woman with whom you wish to share intimacy. Be: Clean, punctual, deodorized, groomed, generous, modest, polite and accurate with your funds. Don't Be: A dick. Accurate?

Gentlemen, Not to be a stick in the mud, but it might be better to invite private responses to this type of question from one of the providers. No one has expressed public shock, but some, if not all, providers may not appreciate having their most intimate physical details discussed in a public forum. If you have information that you wish to share, you might also contact the OP by PM and disseminate that in a more discrete manner. Remember gents, we are talking about human beings with feeling, emotions and personalities, not a collection of random body parts that have been assembled for your amusement.

So this is not about what happens at the end of a bbbj. It's about something else. Cuz... umm.... ermmmm... if you get a goooooood bbbj ummm.... back to internet porn... nevermind.

Hmmmmm.... a smiley conspiracy. Those emoji bastards. Just when you thought it was safe to trust them, they screw you.

Check the Toronto ads. There are a host of providers that can and will do incalls and outcalls in the airport area, and a number of hotels within 5 minutes of the airport.

48. Lingerie leftovers So. Alotta Fagina and Anita Dickens-Hyde have left your home. You are spent. Three solid hours of cosplay, inflatable sheep, cookie dough debauchery, wrestling in a pudding filled wading pool and a film about donkeys have left you completely exhausted. Three days later when you recover and have finally commenced the cleanup, you notice a sheer lacy bra and a pair of exquisitely silky panties on the periphery of the scene of your greatest triumph. They do not match. What to do??? NO. Do not do that. That's just nasty. No. That too is nasty, and yes, I thought of it too, BUT I STOPPED BEFORE I PUT THE PLAN IN ACTION. Sicko. Yes. Yes you can wear the panties on your head for a brief time but ONLY if you pretend you are a masked Mexican wrestler OR the Silken Avenger. Okay, you can also use the bra as a dual coned headdress or a really large ears for your Silken Avenger outfit. You are not allowed to use the bra to augment the Masked Mexican wrestler personna. That's just silly. After you have done that. Make contact. Seriously. Don't wash the articles. Contact the providers and let them know that they have left the articles there. If they wish to retrieve them, keep them safe and do not cry when you have to let them go. If they don't, you have years of Silken Avenger adventures to keep the memories alive. Oh... and don't let the providers know about the Silken Avenger, the Masked Mexican wrestler or the dual cone heads. That's our little secret. 49. Pancakes. Did you know that you can eat these babies for supper AND serve them with bacon??? I was blissfully unaware of that until just recently. I mean really. Pancakes, maple syrup and bacon all on the same plate and served willy nilly during the course of the day??? Revofuckinglutionary. What does it have to do with the hobby? Um... duh. Are you a hobbyist? Do you want to be happy??? Pancakes, maple syrup and bacon make this hobbyist very happy. It's not all about sex you freakin' pervert. Unless you could mix it all up with an encounter. That would be AMAZEBALLS. Sticky?? Sure. Delicious? Absolutely. Hygenic? Meh. Two outta three ain't bad. 50. Wolverines. Nope. Don't even think about it. Hugh Jackman is ridiculously expensive to book for an encounter as your stunt double and live wolverines tend to pee, spray odiferous musk and are generally unwilling to take commands. They also have ill tempers and tend to be ummmm... bitey. Trust me. Wolverines and encounters do not mix.

Sarcasm, when best practiced, is an art form. There is nothing more amusing than seeing words turned ever so subtly into a humorous dig, especially when the words are meant not to harm, but to lighten the tension in a heated debate. The problem? When written, it takes a concerted effort to discern whether the words were meant in a hurtful sense or as probably intended, in a light hearted manner. As Gabriella has so eloquently put it, the use of smilies, emoticons or a well place LOL or hehehehehe enables the reader to take the written word not at face value, but as they were originally intended, as a bit of fun. This of course works with all sexes, races, and religions except for people of Saskatchewan and nationals of Latvia, Zimbabwe and Bosnia Hercegovina. Those fuckers have no sense of humour. ;)

Carrie!!!! I had no idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you stopped having birthdays when you were 23! Happy birthday hun!!! xoxo

Happy burfday kiddo!!!! Love ya to bits!!!

Ohhhhhhh my Skyrim minx.... currently have a lvl 137 Breton for you to work with ;) Clash of Clans on my phone and tablet.... dammit.... soooooo addictive.

Today I did sweet bugger all.... just because I felt like doing sweet bugger all.

Earlier this week, my youngest daughter's boyfriend went old school on me and ask for permission to marry my daughter... I said " Go for it." Tonight, my daughter called to tell me that she and her "fiancé" are getting married in the new year!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitute Thought this would be easier..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_prostitutes_and_courtesans http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Magdalen and here's where I thought I would get a live link to Jesus BUT.... nope. Jesus had no hyperlinks. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Testament http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_of_Nazareth Sooo.... 4 links. Let's leave the Enterprise to the next person.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Enterprise_(NCC-1701)

Discovered this a few weeks ago and it's an AMAZING way to kill time. Best of all, it's absolutely free!!! The game is simple. Take a subject. ANY subject. Ummmmmmm... hmmmmm. Dildos. Using ONLY the hyperlinks on the page, see if you can navigate to the end result... and that end result is either Adolph Hitler or Jesus Christ. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo Look on the page for ANY link that might get you to either Hitler or Jesus in as few clicks as possible. For DILDO, it's fairly easy. There is the following link about conservative Christians and the ban of the sale of dildos because of what is perceived to be read in the Bible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible The Bible link is easy... you KNOW that somewhere in there, there's bound to be a mention of Jesus. So you find Jesus and click on the link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus There you have it.... you have successfully linked dildos to Jesus in TWO clicks. Let's try another. Justin Bieber. The Biebmeister. Bieberama. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Beiber Easy enough. In the article there's a link to the fact that he is of partial German heritage. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadians_of_German_ethnicity And further in the Canadians of German ethnicity article there's a link to why they came to Canada... to escape the Third Reich. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Reich And that's where we find Hitler. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler You have done Bieber to Hitler in 3 clicks. So here's the challenge: CRUMPETS. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumpets Showing your work, find a good link on the CRUMPET page and follow links from the following pages to link crumpets to either Jesus or Hitler in as few clicks as possible. Then.... when you are successful, find a subject and post it with the Wikipedia link as a challenge to the next competitor. Good Luck!!

Had a nightmare that I was still married to the ex. Woke up single. WHEW!

Like every city my friend, it pays to plan ahead. It's saturday night.... and if no calls come early, it's a night off to enjoy yourself with friends. Just a helpful hint.