Old Dog

Twitter conversations that go off on tangents ... and seem to attract hobbyists and providers from around the world. A surprise call from someone you have been thinking about. The taste of Grape Crush. Looking at old photos of friends. A big pyrex baking dish of uncut double chocolate nanaimo bars. Spontaneous accordion jam sessions. ... and of course, bacon sandwiches.

Gorgeous face.... ummmm... no.... ummm dammit... a bit of both? Leprechauns or T-Rex?

Okay.... this may not be so simple, but a cat dressed like a shark, riding a roomba and chasing a duck.... how can that NOT make you smile???

Depends on the partner.... but slow matches my current state of being... Magic Markers or Magic Mike?

Software... cuz hardware is ummmm... hard. Muffins or Lorazepam?

I also used to be Malika. Except it was pronounced Old Dog. All the other stuff about being a girl and having red hair is pretty much untrue about me, but not about the real Malika. She's a hotty. And she's naughty. She's a naughty hotty. And she's into rope stuff. So that could make her a naughty knotty hotty. And she doesn't have a cold, so she wouldn't be snotty. That would make her a not so snotty naughty knotty hotty. Hmmmm... if she was on a luxury boat she would be a not so snotty nautical naughty knotty hotty on a yacht..... hmmm... and if she was playing that dice game she would be a not so snotty nautical naughty knotty hotty on a yacht playing yahtzee.... ohhhhh with Hitler.... then we'd have a not so snotty nautical naughty knotty hotty on a yacht playing yahtzee with a Nazi. Ummmm. Yes. You were looking for that Malika.

I just watched this Steve Kardynal "Call me Maybe" ChatRoulette video for the umpteenth time today... and every time I see it, it makes me smile. The faces, the glorious smiles that just erupt when they actually figure out what they are seeing... well they are contagious. So what makes you smile? What are the little things in life that make you beam? A few more... Those tiny little freckles that appear on the bridge of the nose and the top of the cheeks... they are adorable! SaraMQ - laughing. That woman just makes me smile... ;) The smell of the first steak on the barbecue every summer... Vitto calling me "Old Dong"... A picture of a friend posing by the 1960's Batmobile... The smell of Old Spice... it reminds me of my grandpa... so that's a start... what makes you smile???

pinky returns!!!!!!

Having a million thoughts going through your head and being unable to coherently relate any of them to anybody.... arrrrrhgh.

AC and Vitto... Cool and HOT at the same time!!! Nipples or Raisin Bran?

I like Lee because at no time during the evening that we hung out did he look at my ass and say, "I'd tap that."

Since I'm not the one on the receiving end, flavoured. Grape makes my penis look smarter. Puppies or Komodo dragons?