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I may have. All I know is that I had colourful feathers in places that are not known to have feathers.

Although I understand why people would be offended, I think we have to ALL step back and take things in perspective. He's 19. Can anyone tell me that they didn't do really stupid things when they were 19? He has spent the last 6 years of his life surrounded by people that tell him how wonderful he is. In his mind, he poops rainbow skittles and absolutely no one in his entourage will tell him anything to the contrary. It's not an apology for what he did, it is an attempt to rationalize his mindset. If you want to know what fame does, watch "An Evening with Kevin Smith" when he talks about Prince. Think about how whacky Michael Jackson was. Think about the Kennedys. Think about all of those athletes that have been pampered since they were kids. In the real world, people have to take responsibility for what they do... Bieber doesn't live here.

I sent you a PM... but take your time my friend. Your heart is strong, but delicate. None of us... even the young'uns, are getting any younger. It's a great opportunity to get the message out - don't ignore heart health. Get your cholesterol levels checked - a bad cholesterol (LDL) level has pretty nasty implications and if your doctor prescribes a medication, take it. Blockages can happen at any age and to anyone, both female and male. Symptoms vary from person to person, but if you feel like something is funky in your chest, if you feel like you don't have energy, if you feel a pressure or pain that shouldn't be there - get it checked out. Every month is heart month.

Napoleon Dynamite did not invent the Liger. Ligers are actually the progeny of a male lion and a tigress - and are the largest feline in the world. Tigons are the progeny of male tigers and a lioness - and can achieve a great size but are generally smaller than ligers. Who said mixed marriages can't work?

Why not? Frankly it should never even be a question. Working in this industry at its most basic level is the same as working at every other job. You work a specific number of hours to achieve the financial goals to sustain a comfortable lifestyle. When you have worked enough hours, the rest of the day is yours to do with as you please. It's a tenet of life to which we have all grown accustomed and to which we believe justify in demanding. In that regard, everyone has the right to personal happiness, to spend their free time doing the things they wish to do and with whomever they wish. It's the same whether you are a service provider, a government worker, an entrepreneur, a bus driver or a waiter. No one else has the right to impose relationship standards on anyone based on their chosen career. You provide a service that fulfills desires and fantasies. For the hours that you are working, you need to present yourself as whatever persona that satisfies both you and your clientele. If that persona is a single, free spirited woman, so be it - she is not the person that goes home to her own personal life. Ostensibly it comes down to your choice of either maintaining Layah as a 24/7 persona or leaving Layah when the work day is done.

she have boobies and badonka donk....

ET... he looks kinda gentle. Ohhhh... and Ragnar was a good choice... Floki is kinda creepy in a weird sorta way. Hall & Oates or Simon & Garfunkel or Garfunkel & Oates???

I little over three weeks to go!!!! I am so looking forward to catching up with old friends and new!!! Guys, contact Angela to reserve your place - you don't want to be standing on the sidelines when this event is happening!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, if you weren't there on Saturday night, you missed a great show... fun was had by all!!! The burlesque experience is all about truly enjoying yourself - if you feel like wolf whistling, hooting like a sailor or just clapping like a madman, do it... everyone else is!!! I can't urge you enough to take an evening to come out to see one of these shows... and I am sure that we will be kept abreast of happenings in our area!!!

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Gimme dragons. White walkers can't fly. Mods or Rockers?

I found a cultural icon!!!! We can hang it near the front porch to show how spiritual and worldly we are....

Dead on. The wonderful women of Barbs mix and mingle but don't flock like vultures on roadkill... it's not hard to give a subtle glance to gain attention especially in the early evening. It's a far more relaxed atmosphere.

I choose Vitto. Ohhh... ummmm lime. Stanis or Joffrey?

Onion and Garlic - those ketchup chips are like acid on the top of my mouth! Flying Monkeys or Gargoyles?

sometimes... not so sexy.

There are things you have never tried that you should. Sometimes, letting go and showing your enjoyment of things is infectious. I speak French much better when I have consumed alcohol. My kids and I have more fun together as we all get a bit older. Food always tastes better when someone else makes it. The friends you make as an adult are harder to come by, but infinitely as rewarding or more so than the ones you made as a kid.