Old Dog

Vitto. Sigh. Vitto. Vitto is easily one of my favourite people here on CERB. She's sweet, she's funny, she's thoughtful... and she is MUY MUY CALIENTE. Even better?? She loves bacon sandwiches!!!! Take a look at her posts - she is always there trying to give a smile, add positive vibes and keeping things happy. This woman is absolutely beautiful on every level!!! Kudos to you my sweet!!! Here's her page: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=73095 and here are the accolades: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=69954

I love it now. It was tough immediately after the divorce - but the more comfortable I became with the premise of living on my own after years of being married, the more selfish I have become. Selfish in this context is not a bad thing - I regained the man I was before having to conform to the wants, needs and demands of others.... and it may seem rather self centred to say, but I really like the real me. That being said, the downfall of the life I have fostered is one that does not lend itself well to a relationship. My closest friends, some of the best people that I have ever held close in my life, are men and women from this industry. I don't think I could ever shut them out for a chance at being half of a couple; the happiness that I have experienced in the last few years is something that would take an extraordinary woman to shun. So... I live the amazing life of a single guy, surrounded by friends that I adore, spending time doing what I wish to do, and knowing that when we need each other we will be there for one another. It's a very very good thing.

I am not sure what exactly happened but I came home with two pairs of pasties, a small patch that I assume covers genitalia, a bottle of wine, chocolate and the distinct taste of a young french woman in my mouth. I may have also slept with an Inuit woman; that has yet to be determined. I'm pretty sure it was a good night.

LED!!!! travel on the Titanic or the Hindenberg?

Lee.... she can bring the top!!! We can use it after for hammocks for the kittens and puppies!!!

Yummy!!!!!!!!!!

From a personal view, an "upscale" or an "elite" companion is one with whom you would not only enjoy the pleasures of the flesh, but also the pleasures more ethereal. She would be the ideal companion for an evening, not just a moment. She is someone capable of being a dinner guest, whether it is in an intimate setting or a more formal gathering. When others see you together, they are thinking, "what does she see in him?" rather than "how much is he paying her?" She's an accomplished chameleon, adaptable to any setting. She understands the subtleties of life, that understatement is tantamount to sensuality. She makes you feel comfortable. She wears a little black dress as effectively as she wears beautiful lingerie. She is worldly and eloquent, and far more intelligent than you could ever imagine. She has a flair for knowing more about you and your desires than you thought possible. She makes you feel as if she has chosen you as a companion rather than the truth you think you know. Seduction is her field of expertise; it doesn't stop at the bedroom door. When you are with her, you understand that your needs are only part of the equation; you succumb to her desires. She makes you not only want, but need, to please her. And in the end, even if you only see her once, you will never forget your time together. That is an elite provider.

Porsche.... it's sneaky sexy. Shrimp or Sharks with lasers?

Piano... that was what I was talking about. The 10 year ban??? Nothing. She was stopped because she had been caught working illegally in the states as a nude model and subject to a lifetime ban. The whole accused prostitution thing is window dressing. Bottom line is that EVERY country has the right to determine who they will admit and who they won't. It's their law and if we want to enter we have to play by their rules.

Please rephrase for the benefit of our studio audience... please???

that sounds kinda durty.

My friend... it's never easy. There is nothing to compare with what you have dealt with and are still dealing with - but you have come to a caring community. Reach out. Lots of good people willing to lend an ear here. Lots of comfort to be had. We can't replace what you have lost, but we can make the transition a little easier.

Not a problem at all... one of my kids loves her too. It's like my stubborn defence of Arya... I LOVE that kid.

I LOVE Nicki!!!! We've bonded. She's seen me dance in my underpants. Yup, we're that close.

doh!!! which thread... tanlines or boobies, tanlines or boobies... BOOBIES win!

I hate to hit Game of Thrones again BUT.... Brienne of Tarth. The character was rather annoying in the books - one of those characters that you wish would die horribly even though they aren't that bad as a person. She is made all the more annoying by the actress playing her... really rather graceless and awkward for a woman purported to be a fearless warrior.

Isabella left her chips unattended so I ate em!!!