Old Dog

We'll check it out for ya tomorrow... heheheheheheeh. The things we do for the Fat Bastard brotherhood.

If we go way back.... I have to admit, I would turn the channel when I was a kid when a "Roadrunner" cartoon came on during the Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner show. I absolutely despised that bird, even as a kid.

well Lee, now that you mention it....

... and sometimes they don't have to be nekkid boobies to be appreciated.....

Why is it that my inspiration to write coincides with my need to pee?

Best advice? Find out her preferences (Red, White or Rose) then go with what you know and like. It's easier to choose something that you know than offer her something that neither of you have ever tasted and then be disappointed and embarrassed. A nice mid range red is the J. Lohr 7 Oaks - it's a full bodied red, Cabernet Sauvignon from California - delicious little find that the LCBO stocks all the time now. If you are looking for an Italian blend, try a mid range Ripasso - it's Valpolicella that has been strained through Amarone skins - a medium to full bodied red with lots of flavour. It's not as hearty as an Amarone but has more bite than the Valpolicella...

Donuts!!!!!!!!!!! Shakespeare or Bon Jovi?

The cops picked up some other chicks, but they weren't her peeps. (credit to Mr. Takei.)

Ohhhhh... she's biting her lip too.... that's a triple whammy

Karina... Spending intimate time with a client or conversely when we spend intimate time with a provider is bound to have emotional challenges. Intimacy comes not only from the body, it comes from the mind and spirit. The greater the time spent with another human being, the greater the bond is that is being forged. Is it wrong? Absolutely not; it's human. Therein lies the challenge. The challenge is fulfilling that desire, that need to requite, to validate. The checklist is infinite but you probably should ask yourself a number of questions. First, does he share the same strength of passion for you? If the answer is yes, it becomes simpler and more complicated. It is however the key in determining whether your feelings are insatiable or open to further provocation. Second, if the answer to the first is yes, are you both willing to make sacrifices - significant sacrifices - to see the relationship flourish or flounder? Men, for the most part, do not share well. Your current career is an avocation that might not be in line with his traditional values; he might not be willing to accept a partner that has intimate relationships with other men. It's a paradox, considering the nature of your current relationship, but it is a clear delineation - a line in the sand. Would you be willing to forego your current position to fulfill a relationship that may or may not work out? Further to this - would he be free to make the choice to be with you, without making significant personal sacrifices? Is he married? Does he have children? Does he have a career? Would his family accept the relationship? The typical client-provider relationship is safe because it is discrete and fulfilled at the end of each session. Guilt is diminished - it's a transaction of the flesh rather than of the heart. When you add emotion, the intimacy is enhanced and the safeguards come down - you genuinely give yourself to him as a whole - but the price to yourself is vulnerability. YOU need HIM. It's a struggle that many people on both sides of the industry face. It can be incredibly beautiful. It can also be psychologically crippling. The best advice I can give? Be analytic. Before you approach him, ask yourself whether you would be willing to make equal or greater sacrifices to the ones you may have to ask him to make. Ask yourself whether you really know him or whether you just idealize him. It's far easier to love the idea of a person than actually live with that person. It's a tough one that each of us has to deal with. I don't know whether I have helped at all or over complicated things - but I do hope that I have given some food for thought. A quote comes to mind, not written by Shakespeare but of that era: "Love is the most beautiful of dreams and the worst of nightmares."

Imagine yourself on an intimate tropical island... Palm trees swaying in the warm breeze... The sand between your toes warming your every step... The ocean, pristine, waiting only for you... You see him... tall, tanned... built like a Greek god. He smiles. His dazzling white teeth sparkle in the sunlight... His bronze skin glows, freshly oiled... And when he moves... when he moves... You see the fat white guy in the speedo, lying on the shore behind him. Wanna piece of this???

Boys... I think we need to take on Samantha as our house marm. She's pretty and sexy and she might even get Andy out of bed to take a bath this month. She talks about food that I have never heard about and says it will improve business. She smells good. And she has boobs. I like her bunches. And she has boobs.

... and sometimes lil boobies are fun boobies too!!!!

Why is it that the natural accent of any villain from any country is British even if the hero has a British accent themself?

Don't care what kind of service you are giving, I will not see a provider who has a beard. Just sayin'.

You need a second opinion Peachy... gimme a feel too!

A walk on the beach... it's so romantic... and there is less chance of me falling to my death. Walruses or Penguins?

Made in Canada boobies!!!!!!!!!!! Bianca Beauchamp!

I love Meg.... Meg is beautiful and sexy and fun and warm and she used to be an amoeba before she became a woman.... I bet she was a sexy amoeba too!!!