Old Dog

I love Arya (reading the books really helps)... hate Sansa....

Why is it that when you want people to call they never do it until you are just getting comfortable with a book, or just entering that sleep state in a nap or in the middle of something spectacular in the bathroom?

I was doing a couple of movie marathons over the last week... and I came to the realization that some of the best movies are nearly ruined by the characters contained within. Case in point.... Jurassic Park. Cool movie, way ahead of its time... but honest to god that blonde girl in it???? Was there ever a character more deserving of being ripped asunder by dinosaurs??? Star Wars episode 1 through 3... FUCKING JAR JAR BINKS. Does anyone like that lizard ass thing???? Soooo... there are two... your turn!!!

Lara.... you are more than welcome!!! I'm glad you took the opportunity to join us here!!! ;)

This T Shirt!!!

The answer to Cami Secret - the Boob Apron

I really like Meaghan.... she had a slow start but has come on like gangbusters in the last few months. Insightful, inquisitive and a super star in the making!!! Kudos!

For those uninformed, Nicki was over and I did a little dance.... and wait for it.... wait for it.... my magic pants dropped to the ground without the assistance of hands or any other force other than gravity. It was one of those magic moments.

I had a nap today and finally didn't dream about Lee Richards.

Before I joined CERB I was an amoeba. No discernible limbs and my cell structure was rather simple. If I wanted a friend, I just split into a second amoeba and we hung out. Since we were from essentially the same genetic material, we were a good match but there was no spice - we just hung out doing amoeba stuff... like skittering across small liquid pools looking for love in all the wrong places. We went to amoeba strip clubs, which were boring, because amoebas have no boobs, bums or genitalia. Pole dancing was more like throwing pudding against a wall and watching it slide down. Exciting at first, but after a while it is really disgusting. We couldn't get lap dances - we had no laps. We were afraid of Champagne rooms, because we really look like champagne bubbles and we were afraid of being consumed. CERB instantly changed me into a multicelled organism. That was day one. On day two I got a penis. I could hardly wait for day three when I got hands and day four when I would discover porn and Kleenex. By day 8 I had mastered keyboard skills. I sent my first PM on day 11 and by day 12, I had befriended MegForFun who had an idea that I was a former amoeba but embraced my new found humanity all the same. I have a feeling that Meg was a former amoeba too... she just got an amoebagina rather than an amoebenis. Her human parts have developed quite nicely, nonetheless. Now I am fully human. Except for my latent amoeba memories... but I thank Amoebus Christ and MOD for allowing me to be the man I am today.

Discovering a gorgeous new provider... then finding out she is in Australia... which is like ummmm... over three hours by car. At least.

Plus he was going to get some water for the tank and needed to express the inner plumber that resides in all of us....

Mmmmmmmmm.... steak from Baton Rouge with their Three Peppercorn sauce - that sauce absolutely stands alone in the field of accompaniments - delish!

Boys... we need to work on our advertising. I know its been a little slow, but dammit, we may have to start eating the pets. I know that you liked the idea of "Gone in 60 seconds" - it would optimize our time with the ladies and give us time to recover... but I was thinking we should get more sensual. Ideas guys???

If by innie you mean vagina and outie you mean penis, then innie it is. If you are talking belly buttons then innie it is too.... I guess I didn't need to specify, but I wanted to type the word "vagina" Cake or DEATH!!!!

Got a call tonight from a friend/provider that is going through a bit of a personal health dilemma herself - and all we could talk about was seeing about helping a mutual friend that is in a bit of a jam. It's a great feeling to know that sometimes you can let the curve balls that life throws at you just sit on the sidelines when someone else is in need....

Huckleberry!!!!! Bananas or hang nails?