Old Dog

Sometimes pants fall down cuz you drop a couple pounds... I wasn't all gangsta... I was just beltless.

Ummmmmm.... I wanted to say something about beach balls... but....

I am only sorry that she THOUGHT I stole 5 pieces of bacon. There were actually 38.

I'm sooooooo sorry.....

Amen brother. Lara was great to share that with us, and it infuriated me reading it. A few of us have been blessed enough to really get to know the women of our industry - not just the seductive, sexy side but the woman behind the mask. It terrifies me that there are men out there with that kind of thought process - preying on the people that many of us really love.

Have a great one RG!!!

Got a text in the middle of the night from a friend - she came over and we just hung out until past dawn. I love my life.

A pantless legal practitioner would also be helpful.

Fishnets of course... can't catch fish in stockings!!! Nirvana or leprosy?

ERMAGERD!!!!!

Nose hair. The spontaneous sprouting of nose hair. You could have plucked and groomed all you wanted, but sure enough one of the little buggers will have grown an inch long over night and decided to curl outside your nostril.

I scour antique markets for stuff that not only matches my decor, but also matches my interest in cool old stuff.... I love to cook meals that I won't eat until much later - it's fantastic going to the freezer and rediscovering what you made two months before.

When people talk about pickles and sausage and tacos and clams and they mean food.

Emergency appendectomy!!! Back in two hours!

Meg... I do love Game of Thrones and the series has been incredibly true to the books thus far. Shameless - an amazing cast - I don't think they could have made better choices. Emmy Rossum - she sings too.... Sons of Anarchy - I was initially skeptical but that show grows on you. Katie Sagal blew me out of the water with her talent. Spartacus - I really liked the initial Spartacus guy - it was sad that he passed away, the new guy is good but it's not quite the same. True Blood - hot vampires with no glitter. Vikings - it's getting pretty damn good... too bad my PVR died and all the episodes I had recorded went with it!!!!

Stumbled upon a conversation on Twitter with the lovely Ms. Kerrixoxo, the equally lovely (but in a manly way) Phaedrus and an Australian provider named Lara Belle. It was truly enlightening!

Snack me!!! Genital warts or Stephen Harper?

Not usually a serious thread, I have to give my shout out to this wonderful woman... double mastectomy and here is her contribution to the boobie thread. Beautiful!

Why is it that when you just get comfortable with everything you need surrounding you, you suddenly have the compelling need to pee?

Hehehehehe... hey, ummmmm... she is kinda hot.

I love Katherine. To. Pieces. Every. Last. Inch.